Thorin: I Love Hobbits

Thorin: I love hobbits

Bilbo, from another room: Ehy! What about the Sackville-Baggins?

Thorin: Um... Ok, just kidding, that was a lie. I don't love hobbits, I love only Bilbo

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Implied/Referenced Sex, Implied Sexual Content, Scents & Smells, My First Fanfic, My First AO3 Post, Established Relationship, Established Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Summary:

Aziraphale tries a new perfume and Crowley doesn't like it when Aziraphale changes.

Thorin: Guys, I have to tell you something... I love Bilbo

Thorin: Yes, I know you might be shocked, but please don't tell him

Balin: Thorin, we all already knew that

Thorin: Wait... you already knew? How?

Balin: You see, Thorin, there are these things, called eyes...

Crowley, going to Aziraphale with a whiteboard and a marker: Ok, so here's the plan

Aziraphale: Which pla-

Crowley: Please, questions at the end

Crowley, starting to draw the steps: So, first of all, I ask you if you want to marry me

Crowley: Then you say 'yes'

Crowley: And then we get married

Crowley: Can I hear a wahoo?

Aziraphale: ...

Aziraphale: Wahoo

John: Why do you still think that? Sherlock doesn't love me

Mrs. Hudson: Yes, he does

Lestrade: Yes, he does

Mycroft: Yes, he does

Sherlock: Yes, I do

Me: One more paragraph

Me: One more page

Me: One more chapter

Me: ONE MORE BOOK