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Thorin: I can't believe it, I've been a pedophile for all this time and I didn't even know it...
Balin: What do you mean? What happened?
Bilbo: *sigh* He found out I'm 50
Thorin: I love hobbits
Bilbo, from another room: Ehy! What about the Sackville-Baggins?
Thorin: Um... Ok, just kidding, that was a lie. I don't love hobbits, I love only Bilbo
Thorin: Guys, I have to tell you something... I love Bilbo
Thorin: Yes, I know you might be shocked, but please don't tell him
Balin: Thorin, we all already knew that
Thorin: Wait... you already knew? How?
Balin: You see, Thorin, there are these things, called eyes...
Thorin: I wonder why I always feel this kind of warmth in my chest when I think about Bilbo, or look at him, or talk to him...
Thorin: ...
Thorin: I must have contracted some sort of illness, I should ask Oin
Bilbo: Oh, come on, did you hear him? He's always like 'oh, I'm the most handsome and brave and noble living being that has ever walked on Middle Earth and I like to be annoying and stubborn only because I know that Bilbo will forgive me because he loves me very very much'
Fili: I'm... I'm pretty sure he never said that
Kili: Not even something similar
Bilbo: Really? Oh, well, he would be right if he did
Behold! 'Tis I, the mysterious Bagginshield Cryptid, returned from the deep woods and here to visit you with another Bagginshield question. . . What is your favourite headcanon?
Choosing ONE favourite bagginshield headcanon is very difficult, but aside from the common ones, there is one of my own that I absolutely love.
I think that after Thorin reclaims Erebor and becomes King, and all the rebuilding and stuff like that is finished and everyone can live their lives normally, Thorin starts again to practice regularly the harp. He loves playing it, it's one of his favourite things to do when he isn't busy with meetings or paperwork. And Bilbo loves to listen to him playing. Harps are not common instruments in the Shire, so he's fascinated, but it's not just that. He loves how Thorin plays it. So he likes to listen to him practice and sometimes Thorin does tiny private exhibitions for him and eventually teaches Bilbo some music theory.
Bilbo: Clearly Thorin doesn't love me, the most romantic things he did to me were literally giving me some cool rocks and braiding my hair
The Company: HE WHAT?!