The Hobbit Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Myrcelle looking at Ithil and Legolas: I shitted that out. It was painful.

Thranduil: I believe it is important to reflect on yourself and evaluate your flaws for personal growth.

Thorin: You do that?

Thranduil: Yes. Here are 37 flaws you need to work on.

When all else fails...

Aragorn: keep fighting

Gandalf: all of you are fOols

Pippin: set something on fire!

Denethor: set yourself on fire and jump off a tower

Merry: start running

Frodo: sleep

Eowyn: death

Sam: use a frying pan

Faramir: failure is not an option

Bilbo: Did you read the instructions?

Legolas: what?

Gimli: it's the elves' fault

Elrond: I'm not going to say I told you so, but I told you so.

Thorin: I love hobbits

Bilbo, from another room: Ehy! What about the Sackville-Baggins?

Thorin: Um... Ok, just kidding, that was a lie. I don't love hobbits, I love only Bilbo

Thorin: Guys, I have to tell you something... I love Bilbo

Thorin: Yes, I know you might be shocked, but please don't tell him

Balin: Thorin, we all already knew that

Thorin: Wait... you already knew? How?

Balin: You see, Thorin, there are these things, called eyes...

Thorin: I wonder why I always feel this kind of warmth in my chest when I think about Bilbo, or look at him, or talk to him...

Thorin: ...

Thorin: I must have contracted some sort of illness, I should ask Oin

Bilbo: Oh, come on, did you hear him? He's always like 'oh, I'm the most handsome and brave and noble living being that has ever walked on Middle Earth and I like to be annoying and stubborn only because I know that Bilbo will forgive me because he loves me very very much'

Fili: I'm... I'm pretty sure he never said that

Kili: Not even something similar

Bilbo: Really? Oh, well, he would be right if he did

X: Oh no, there is this enormous problem in Middle Earth, how will we ever be able to solve it?

Gandalf: I know how we can solve it

Everyone: No

Gandalf: Yes

Everyone: No

Gandalf: Yes

Everyone: No please GanDALF NO-

Gandalf: HOBBITS