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Adam's and Aidan's laugh.... 😍🤣
I think Adam is still mad Dori made him try green food 😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Battle of the Five Armies was broadcasted on tv tonight... and... I watched it.
I am so fluffing sad.
Also...
He's the only reason I survived this movie. 🖤
and here we go with a new comic! it's bunny hobbits and wolf dwarves this time, and it was just me having fun with the concept, I loved the idea of the weird scenarios we could have of them interacting during the quest!
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Well, I finally did my first and hopefully not my last sketch with them, yay.
I have a huge thank you to everyone who still, so many years after the movie came out, continues to create all this great Hobbit content in so many different genres. It's amazing! Thank you!
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Bilbo loses his jacket in the river after a barrel ride. There's nothing special about Thorin giving him his cloak.
It isn't, is it?
And let's imagine that Myrtle was never lost, made it to Erebor, and lived a long happy life with Bilbo and Thorin.
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I like Beauty and the Beast cartoon. And I adore Bagginshield. These two universes were made for each other…
Okay, this must have already been thought up, drawn or written by someone before me because it's so perfect and obvious.
In the kingdom of Erebor lives the greedy and rude King Thorin. One day he refuses to shelter an old man in his beautiful castle under the mountain. The old man turns out to be the ancient dragon Smaug. He is enraged. He sends a curse on the King and his entire kingdom. Smaug turns the King into a monster and his inhabitants into utensils of gold.
And so Balin becomes a clock (Cogsworth). Instead of one candelabra (Lumiere), there are two bigger and smaller ones, Fili and Kili. Ori becomes a cup (Chip). And Dori into a teapot (Mrs. Potts).
Not far from the castle is the small town of Shire. Here lives a strange family of Beggins: Bilbo and his nephew Frodo. They are unsociable, a little strange, in no hurry to start a family.
Bilbo loves stories, books, maps and dreams of long journeys and adventures. But the most popular and rude hobbit in the Shire, Azog (Gaston), wants to take Bilbo in marriage.
One day Frodo leaves town and ends up in the castle of a monster. But Bilbo finds him and offers to stay in return. And that's where the story really begins.
And just Bilbo's vest of perfect yellow color from the first part of The Hobbit (the first meeting with Gandalf), in which he dances with the Beast-Thorin to the song Beauty And The Beast…
Sorry if there's a bunch of dumb mistakes in the text, I'm terrible at English ._.
Continuing with the monsters and hobbits theme…
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Bilbo: Now, Frodo, I will teach you how to fight a giant spider
Frodo: When will I ever need to know how to fight a giant spider?
Bilbo: Trust me, you will need it
*many years later*
Frodo: WHY DIDN'T I PAY ATTENTION?
Thorin: I can't believe it, I've been a pedophile for all this time and I didn't even know it...
Balin: What do you mean? What happened?
Bilbo: *sigh* He found out I'm 50
Unfortunately what happened in the film is not what happened in the book, and omitting/adding a character is a completely different thing than unaliving/saving one (thought I would have absolutely loved if Thorin didn't die, but no, oh no, the world decided that every bit of my happy ending bagginshield hopes must be destroyed forever, leaving me with my favourite but saddest ship).
In fact, in the book, Bilbo just falls before the battle, hits his head on a rock and is k.o. for the entire battle. Then, when he wakes up, he founds Thorin in a tent, dying for the battle wounds [so, not specified how he got those wounds, even though we know that certainly he didn't fight with Azog (there was only Bolg, Azog's son) because Azog actually died 142 years before in the Battle od Azanulbizar, killed by Dáin II Ironfoot], and Thorin SAYS HIS LAST WORDS TO BILBO AND THEN DIES IN FRONT OF HIM (like my mental health when it happened, I never recovered from that).
Anyway, I believe that would have worked. If the Mithril shirt prevented Frodo from being pierced by a forcefully thrown spear, then I am sure Bilbo could have saved Thorin if that could happen.
Sorry guys but sometimes I forget that Bilbo was wearing the Mithril shirt all the time after Thorin gave it to him...and I'm still processing these pics. These details just hit me. Why did they knock him out? If he could just jump over Thorin WHEN AZOG WAS KILLING HIM!!!!! and never being killed himself cause he is wearing his Mithril!!!! What was the point of it besides his own protection (for which he also had the Ring so even without the mithril he still would be at least unnoticed)
Thorin: I love hobbits
Bilbo, from another room: Ehy! What about the Sackville-Baggins?
Thorin: Um... Ok, just kidding, that was a lie. I don't love hobbits, I love only Bilbo
Thorin: Guys, I have to tell you something... I love Bilbo
Thorin: Yes, I know you might be shocked, but please don't tell him
Balin: Thorin, we all already knew that
Thorin: Wait... you already knew? How?
Balin: You see, Thorin, there are these things, called eyes...
Thorin: I wonder why I always feel this kind of warmth in my chest when I think about Bilbo, or look at him, or talk to him...
Thorin: ...
Thorin: I must have contracted some sort of illness, I should ask Oin
Bilbo: Oh, come on, did you hear him? He's always like 'oh, I'm the most handsome and brave and noble living being that has ever walked on Middle Earth and I like to be annoying and stubborn only because I know that Bilbo will forgive me because he loves me very very much'
Fili: I'm... I'm pretty sure he never said that
Kili: Not even something similar
Bilbo: Really? Oh, well, he would be right if he did
Behold! 'Tis I, the mysterious Bagginshield Cryptid, returned from the deep woods and here to visit you with another Bagginshield question. . . What is your favourite headcanon?
Choosing ONE favourite bagginshield headcanon is very difficult, but aside from the common ones, there is one of my own that I absolutely love.
I think that after Thorin reclaims Erebor and becomes King, and all the rebuilding and stuff like that is finished and everyone can live their lives normally, Thorin starts again to practice regularly the harp. He loves playing it, it's one of his favourite things to do when he isn't busy with meetings or paperwork. And Bilbo loves to listen to him playing. Harps are not common instruments in the Shire, so he's fascinated, but it's not just that. He loves how Thorin plays it. So he likes to listen to him practice and sometimes Thorin does tiny private exhibitions for him and eventually teaches Bilbo some music theory.
Bilbo: Clearly Thorin doesn't love me, the most romantic things he did to me were literally giving me some cool rocks and braiding my hair
The Company: HE WHAT?!
Thorin: So after you stole it you left some money there?
Bilbo: Yes, of course
Thorin: Bilbo, you're a burglar
Bilbo: ...there were my Took and Baggins parts fighting, I panicked
Whelp, I’m progressing backwards folks
It’s that time of year where I go back into my Tolkien coma, and only consume LotR and Hobbit content for an undetermined length of time. If you need me, I’ll be in the void.
Redoing the farm…again!