Woe! Yarrick Lazy Stuff Be Upon Ye!

Woe! Yarrick lazy stuff be upon ye!

He’s my comfort doodle shush and eat ur soup of me and old man commissar

Info dumping

I’d kill to have him irl when I’m ordering food— I die inside

Family photo

Also remembered Cain exists so back on the trenches o7

I lurv these two dumbasses

AdMech tiiimmmeee 🥰🥰

I wanted an excuse to post a single doodle of Thanatos but I didnt want just ONE doodle sooooo

He misses his servo skull :(

By popular request (and numerous signatures and strongly worded letters of petition)

Everyone’s favorite AdMech husbands!

Who have even gained same cup privileges!!!

Last but certainly not least

Ultimar’s least favorite AdMech, Thanatos :3

Than hates having pictures taken in such disarray and so exposed without his plating but he was having a little self care day and Storvis thought it’d be funny to share 🫶

Don’t worry multiple skitarii made sure the door hit him on the way out

So a spartan, Helldiver and space marine walk into a bar—

What could possibly go wrong?

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They do this every few hours— poor spartan

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He’s strong—

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Fellas, is it gay to wanna make out with a 7ft tall brick wall of a man— for democracy ofc!

Lazy yapping abt lore below the cut 🫶🫶🫶

I’ve been putting off on posting this for whatever reason but here they are 🫶 my specialest boys!!

I have been thinking about this Au/Crossover situation for MONTHS now btw they infect my brain like little worms

How does it all make sense for these three to coexist? Easy.

Halo & helldivers are from the same-ish universes, sort of, come from different galaxies the UNSC sends their Spartans out to help Helldiver operations as back up from time to time. Helldivers are seen as slightly crazed quacks by the UNSC but it’s better they have Spartans to keep them sane and controlled on more delicate missions then nothing.

Space marines (and warhammer associated factions ect.) exist in a separate universe (naturally) but warp shenanigans means they can bleed over sometimes to this new foreign area (time travel or multiverse hoping, your pick.) and that’s how we got to our current range :3

A space marine, a hell diver and a spartan make up a crack squad of only slight fuck ups B)

I love them a lot and they’re so silly—

lazywriter-artist!!! draw some salamanders setting stuff on fire, and my life is yours

I cannot tell you how hard this ask had me giggling and stimming— tysm-

Gotta take care of those pesky germs when they get planet side, other chapters just don’t understand 😮‍💨🙄

I’ll be expecting your skull in the mail so I may add it to my skull throne 🫶, at least a vile of your blood is also appreciated

Just one of them days, so have a shitty low effort meme I made 🫶 for the moots

@systembug for you 🫶

This has been in my drafts for some time now and I figured since I’ve been tagging them a lot more in them-coded stuff I should share with you all the knowledge of their names!! and yes all of my Admechs have been named for like Several months now- but shhhh it’s fiiinnneeeee

I think I’ve mentioned Dominus centipedes name in a post before and ArchMagos mantis? But I never said them much and probably won’t say them much still =w= bug description just easier lol

But in a sucker for lore stuff!

The lists will include:

Their title (associated bug) - full imperium name

Lists of prominent nicknames (mostly for/from imperium normie)

↳ listed here like so :)

Arch magos (Praying mantis) - Kallisch Katrasnadis

Prominent nicknames include:

↳ ‘K’

↳ ‘DeadEye’

↳ ‘Techy’

Logis (crab) - L-319

Prominent nicknames include:

↳ ‘Brachyura’

↳ ‘Natalia’

↳ ‘Claws’

Magos Explorator (Beetle) - TZ-648-Δ

Prominent nicknames include:

↳ ‘Delta’

↳ ‘Poxy’

↳ ‘Trypox’

Logis (Silver fish) - Rure lepisma Holotius

Prominent nicknames include:

↳ ‘Rue’ (Roo)

↳ ‘Brainbox’

↳ ‘Clank’

Magos Dominus (Centipede) - Thanatos van krelt

Prominent nicknames include:

↳ ‘Than’ (Th-Ann)

↳ ‘Legs’

↳ ‘Clicks’

↳ ‘Gutter’

↳ ‘wiggles’

Magos Biologis (Shrimp) - Phanes-Theta 21

Prominent nicknames include:

↳ ‘Shrimp’ (if it ain’t broke don’t fix it)

↳ ‘Butcher’

↳ ‘Butch’

↳ ‘Phane’

Tech priest (Crayfish) - Halios-900

Prominent nicknames include:

↳ ‘Big man’

↳ ‘Crush’

↳ ‘Lobster’

> A note on most of the nicknames is they aren’t typically used by other Admechs, they’re mostly used by average imperium individuals who might interact with them. This also is where most of the description/‘Perosnality’ based nicknames.

>>> this is also why a lot of them might not be befitting of the aura/rank that a Magos Dominus or an ArchMagos may wield, they’re mostly monickers used amongst personal conversation between guardsman to distinguish which of mutlilimbed, tech worshippers one may be referencing :3