Lazywriter-artist!!! Draw Some Salamanders Setting Stuff On Fire, And My Life Is Yours

lazywriter-artist!!! draw some salamanders setting stuff on fire, and my life is yours

I cannot tell you how hard this ask had me giggling and stimming— tysm-

Gotta take care of those pesky germs when they get planet side, other chapters just don’t understand 😮‍💨🙄

I’ll be expecting your skull in the mail so I may add it to my skull throne 🫶, at least a vile of your blood is also appreciated

Since I’m being BULLIED by my mutuals, I’ve come with an oc/art post 😔 This is a joke ily moots

Meet the state sanctioned Psyker, Octus Pyre, more commonly referred to as ‘Ock’

Ock is a telepath psyker in particular who’s- really kind of bad at his job. He’s really easy stressed and anxiety personified so when he can he will choose to merely converse telepathically as otherwise he’d rather explode into a million pieces. He prefers much more the company of animals rather than humans and some of the more violent abilities he really isn’t as strong in. All and all ock is a timid little Psyker shaking like a leaf in his day to day trying to fulfill his duties under the constant watch of the critical imperium.

Who are his best friends? His rats :), sweetie and Mr. Jingles (picked above and in more detail below) are his two best friends in this grim (dark- ayooo-) reality he finds himself in <3

The third little guy depicted here is sugar! His little mouse he kept for some time, and loved dearly! In fact the second creature he took in when being taken into the imperium (in order it’s sweetie, sugar and then jingles).

Sadly however the little friend is no longer with us-

Finally a titular character for Ock’s story, Inquisitor Albert Huntesmann of the Ordo hereticus. An avid witch hunter with a self proclaimed (and self proven) sixth sense to well sense psykers. He’s pretty prominent in bringing them in, both rouge and not, and is one fellow who brought in a (very) young ock! Naturally one isn’t exactly in it for the good of their heart, the inquisitor already has used other psykers he’s found to his advantage many times, and ock is no exception.

Sensing the strength the young Psyker possessed Albert decided it would be good to build a relationship with the young Psyker to call upon (and manipulate) later. After all, one cannot have too many self serving pet projects, eh?

He’s aggressively Br*tish in my heart of hearts—

All and all, I’ll have more eventually (my moots will continue to bully me if not—) and there are at least 2 other characters in ock’s story so I hope you all enjoy my little guy 😈

Hello nerds B)

I uh was wondering, anybody got some art requests :3??? Art block is a bitch and I wanna stick it to them 🥰

Feel free to send art requests to my ask box!!!!! Pretty please!!! I wanna draw things for you guys 🥺!!!

@stygiantechpriest

Hey, How do you think your OCs would interact with Machina Furem?

For this, three scenarios

Scenario one: machina approaches in a humanoid form he thinks they would trust, probably a skitarii

Scenario two: Machina furem approaches as a Blackstone fortress, communicating with the other ship's machine spirit before communicating to the characters.

Scenario three: the character find machina Furem while trying to find something on the Noosphere- machina furem had no time to prepare.

He has alot of spyware, so for Scenario one and Scenario two assume machina Furem knows what they are like before approaching them.

Oooo alrighty!

Well let’s see

Ahem—

I’ll probably stick closer to my AdMech ocs just for ease (and to keep this from being a mile long text scroll— more then it already will be anyway-)!

So

Situation one:

Skitariis kind of appearing aren’t that unusual, Centipide Dominus has a habit of stealing anything smaller than him and adding it to his horde either until they DO become one of his numbers (in the case of skits and other machine worshipers this typically includes some augments while for say his three guardsman the imperium bureaucracy or what have you just gives up trying to get them back) or until they go home, so I think most every of my Admechs wouldn’t bat an eye much at this

Dominus might be a bit confused at first bc he didn’t scoop up any new skits recently but he’d get over that very quickly— I think the most uneasy about Mac would probably be the Logis, they sense something off/different about the skitarii in question but Silverfish Logis would very likely brush it off, not as experienced as Crab Logis who would definitely narrow down that this skit was sending off the unusual vibes.

This means Archmantis is also weary of this new skit but it’s a bit hard to conduct much anything let alone an interrogation when as soon as you try you’re met with this—

He is overprotective of his babies what can I say—

So on the upside for Mac they got their own protector :D! Bad news is removal of this skit from Centipede Dominus is not advised— he uh- gets snappy—

Situation two:

The magos beetle Explorator is more than excited at the prospect of the blackstone fortress! Above all else their servos crave for, well, exploration. It’s why Silverfish Logis is typically paired and pretty close on their heels =m= they lack a lot of self preservation.

Archmantis with guidance from his hubby does do his best to keep a level head even if they’re uneasy by the undocumented(?) fortress’s approach, tho crab Logis (likely guided by the machine spirit’s communication with the fortress) reassures that it’s probably not anything to worry too much about and to just keep their guard up—

Centipede Dominus however isn’t too hyped about the prospect of this thing possibly being used by enemy forces (thus risking not only his troops but also an uneven fight >:( ) so he’s more then ready to go toe to toe with it in some sort of dog fight— but ArchMantis makes sure to wrangle him back in

Situation three:

For this one again I’ll narrow it down to Dominus centipede or Explorator Beetle & Silverfish Logis— this post is getting long and I can’t think of much else to add on with the others—

In the Log & Explore route Explorator is very excited! Again- they lack a lot of that self preservation and kind of tiptoe around heretek with the upbeat attitude and his loyalties to the Omnissiah staying pretty strong. So I don’t see this one going too a wry aside form Silverfish Logis being a bit uneasy the whole time with circumstances considered—

Centipede Dominus? As we’ve established he’s uh— he’s got his…things going on—

Yeah that—

So I’d say this interaction might go a bit rougher between the two considering— again— the things—

Yeah :)

He’d get a bit silly and considering the Mac Loretm I’ve read, probably would get his multitude of ass handed to him before ArchMantis had to come and save him/drag him back home while he gets an earful

But yeah!!! Mac shenanigans with my boys :)

All and all I don’t think it’d go too bad, just for sake of keeping it light hearted! Could I go into the depths of Mac central angst caused to and or by my babs? Sure. But that’s for another day :3

So like…I’m a bit late to this but— guys the CoD warhammer crossover— me and a friend were yapping about it and omfg this is all I could think-

Fuck you brothers & their silly big brother below the cut-

Just one of them days, so have a shitty low effort meme I made 🫶 for the moots

@systembug for you 🫶