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I Dunno What/if There Is An Equivalent In Tau Years But Alvah Is About The Equivalent Of An 18-19 Year

I Dunno What/if There Is An Equivalent In Tau Years But Alvah Is About The Equivalent Of An 18-19 Year

I dunno what/if there is an equivalent in ā€œT’au yearsā€ but Al’vah is about the equivalent of an 18-19 year old human ^^

The tau post was just so I could post some oc stuff =w=

Everyone meet Solomon Silverworth and his child friend travel buddy tau ā€˜associate’ Al’vah.

The Tau Post Was Just So I Could Post Some Oc Stuff =w=

They’re a pretty simple duo and I only have so much lore on them settled rn but gehehehehe I lurv them

Their story is pretty early but basically what happened is Silverworth, a member of the Ordo Xenos the irony I know, is doing his work. Taking and cleansing a Xenos ship trespassing imperial airspace and not heeding his warnings. Upon their mission however he begins to realize this ship has various civilians in it, his own moral code and tragic past catch up with him and he is starting to have a breakdown when- gasp?! One of the few tau left get into a fist fight with one of his soldiers giving Silverworth a chance to rectify this even if only a little.

So he saves Al’vah from the soldier and in that moment decides ā€œhuh….new childā€ bc old man is a big old baby and misses his wife and kids very very very much pls pls pls god emperor he misses them— and needs something to keep his mind off that void.

So new child acquired :3 wdym he can’t love a xenos like his own child? You get a divine smite from the gauntlet and a firm talking to.

The Tau Post Was Just So I Could Post Some Oc Stuff =w=
The Tau Post Was Just So I Could Post Some Oc Stuff =w=
The Tau Post Was Just So I Could Post Some Oc Stuff =w=

I love them so fucking much…

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8 months ago

SCREAMS SCREAMS AND CRIES AND SOBS AND SCREAMS AND CRIES—

Ock is a very hopeful boy, especially when it comes to will

SCREAMS SCREAMS AND CRIES AND SOBS AND SCREAMS AND CRIES
SCREAMS SCREAMS AND CRIES AND SOBS AND SCREAMS AND CRIES
SCREAMS SCREAMS AND CRIES AND SOBS AND SCREAMS AND CRIES
SCREAMS SCREAMS AND CRIES AND SOBS AND SCREAMS AND CRIES

Even if that hope can be naive and futile at times…

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Taryn is a little clumsy with trust and vulnerability, but he knows Ock is hurting, so he wants to take care of his small friend! Let him know he's not alone!


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8 months ago

Has a 8’7 tall centipede ever stolen your foot soldiers? Man how wacky and relatable!

Has A 87 Tall Centipede Ever Stolen Your Foot Soldiers? Man How Wacky And Relatable!
Has A 87 Tall Centipede Ever Stolen Your Foot Soldiers? Man How Wacky And Relatable!
Has A 87 Tall Centipede Ever Stolen Your Foot Soldiers? Man How Wacky And Relatable!

I mean…is he wrong?

He just finds them neat okay?

Has A 87 Tall Centipede Ever Stolen Your Foot Soldiers? Man How Wacky And Relatable!

Blame the magos Biologis they got him fixated on humans

The first image is based on this goofy meme I lurv a lot

Has A 87 Tall Centipede Ever Stolen Your Foot Soldiers? Man How Wacky And Relatable!

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9 months ago

Curious question that definitely has no reasoning behind it, has Taryn ever met a member of the adeptus mechanicus? And if so to what extent? Just a skit, average tech priest, ever a magos? :0

Anywa tyyy, here’s my offering

Curious Question That Definitely Has No Reasoning Behind It, Has Taryn Ever Met A Member Of The Adeptus

PFFFFFFF he wouldn't even miss a beat. He would shovel that shit into his mouth before he can be told no! XD You got him spot on though! The funky little raccoon of a man! XD as for your question, the Inquisitor he is under travels around a lot, so he ran into a few, and uh....

Curious Question That Definitely Has No Reasoning Behind It, Has Taryn Ever Met A Member Of The Adeptus
Curious Question That Definitely Has No Reasoning Behind It, Has Taryn Ever Met A Member Of The Adeptus

...He is very confused, very disturbed, and generally not sure he wants to repeat the experience. XD


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9 months ago

Hear me out

HEAR ME OUT

I do not wanna anger any t’au fans glance over to the empty desert of one person but like hear me out!!

Was chitter chatting with a friend and like-

They called T’au the ā€˜cows of space’ and like—

G U Y S

MOO T’AU dies

More mammalian faces to help endear people to them + tails for the character design appeal to go with their already precious hooves????? The babiesss!!!!!!

Like to be fair I think most T’au designs work fine and communicate alien very well and all and their planet is different and that’s why they look like that or whatever, but their cute with their little hooves and precious armor I’m just a sucker for animalistic character design (cough chaos gods designs cough) and like the canon designs are good!!!! I’m just a freak

Maybe these can just be some sort of cross between a T’au and some unnamed aliens UwU if we REALLY need an ā€œreasonā€ other than I love them your honor

So here’s my ramblings about this eye twitch

To start off I just have a few random doodles figuring them out and stuff, seeing how their faces would work and figuring out elements I’d keep and loose!

To keep them recognizable as t’au I decided to keep their lack of hair (mostly well talk about it—) and turn their little ā€˜nose’(?) situations into markings instead! They’re also still blue I just— didn’t color them :3

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Imagine….i jest i jest….unless?

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This is where they get their cow ears and tail and it will not be changing ever-

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I also mostly went with their descriptions from various wiki pages and things and just took inspiration bits and bobs from artwork!

Fire caste are in the range of human heights and are the most muscular of the castes, they even have more muscle mass then most humans to counter their planets naturally harsher gravity. this also aids their prowess as soldiers!

The fire caste’s hooves come more to a clawed shape, their ā€˜dewclaws’ normally being larger and thicker than other castes. Some higher ranking officials even having dewclaws that resemble and have sometimes get used more like a rooster spur, the fire warriors in some cases of being brought into imperial custody have been recorded to attack with these claws and often are trimmed or ā€˜booted’ to counter act this risk (especially with the ā€œspurā€ variants)

Ironically with their soldier classification they are actually, by certain imperials which will not be named, found to be some of the cutest. The caste have thicker ears (likely to minimize damage taken when fighting) and out of all 5 castes are actually incredibly fluffy- adding to the human mind finding them to be ā€œcuteā€ on some level. The fire castes’ also have tails on the shorter end with thick fluffy hair tufts on the end of their tails

The fire (and air) castes are the only two which have prominent claws, which again aid in battle and self defense when/of unarmed and it is not uncommon to see a young tau’s hands with little mittens to prevent the young infants motor control practice from harming themselves

Earth caste are the shortest of the castes, stockily built and often a bit heavier then most fire caste due to their dense builds and often being a bit fatter then other castes.

Their hooves are duller and much more ground down then the fire caste, their legs tend to be thicker and much much much more musclar (though mileage may vary as some members of the caste can be more muscular than others and vice versa) they have also been seen occasionally displaying the ā€œspurā€ variation.

Their ears are thicker and firmer then the fire caste, they are second fluffiest of the castes and the shortest tails with thin fur tufts that remind much more of some sort of strange dog. Their faces are in a resting sort of puppy face due to the way their mouths curve and even when (slightly minimally) emoting their face remains the same :3

Air casters are the lankiest and second slimmest & tallest of the castes. Slightly shorter than the water caste they are a bit more muscular then them but no where near the fire or earth castes’ broadness. Their hooves as very similar to that of the water caste and are very slim and thin and almost horse like in nature, they also have the smallest dewclaw of the caste’s and are one of the only castes which lack the ā€œspurā€ mutation.

They have some of the thinner and floppiest ears of the castes (these help planet side air travel or when fast winds blow it won’t irritate the ears). They take third place in how fluffy they are. The air caste feature slim tails with very spare and thin hair tufts, but are on the middling length when it comes to their tails. As well as being the only other caste with claws :3

Water caste are the thinnest and tallest of the castes but are much more evenly proportional than the gangly lanky air caste. Again their hooves are similarly slim and dainty with a horse like air to them, but can often be ornately painted or decorated with various items but especially jewelry depending on the individual.

They are the sparest furred of the four castes (most ethereal are hairless :3) and tend to be the most ornately dressed. Their tails tend to be the longest and fluffiest thickest furred and tend to be groomed and styled in various ways and specially adored with bangles and jewelry. The caste having a very strong affinity for shiny objects normally are adorned with jewels to match and slim but long ears are often pierced and bejeweled end to end and anywhere in between. They also tend to have the most control over and be the most expressive of the castes!

All castes can have any variety of hair styles really, and depicted outfits/ā€œunifromsā€ are not one size fits all and naturally the castes can see various changes depending on rank, line of work, individual preferences and more

The chart below also depicts the tallest of each caste, at their maximum heights, most caste members range a bit shorter then theses Water caste stands in at 7 feet tall (~213 cm), Air caste tend to max out around 6 feet 5 inches (~198 Cm), the fire caste again tend to be in the human height ranges but max at about 6 foot (~182.88 Cm), Eath caste meanwhile as the shortest tend to max out around 4 foot 11 inches (~149 Cm)

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Early concept sketches

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I’ve yet to decide on some designs on etherals but I’ll get there. These alone were really fun but very time consuming lol even if most of these doodles I had finished prior but shhhhh I love these goobs a lot tbh they’re so silly….i love designing each caste and picking out little reasons for the design tidbits. I think one of my favorite things is character design and Augh this was so fun.

Honestly could probably ramble for ages on the design variations and lore change ideas I have for these goobs

Do hope you all enjoy my little guys


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9 months ago

Scary Rogue Trader woman teaches him how to evade taxes, lie to inquisition and blackmail people with telepathy:D

Scary Rogue Trader Woman Teaches Him How To Evade Taxes, Lie To Inquisition And Blackmail People With

BEAGH!!!!

Scary Rogue Trader Woman Teaches Him How To Evade Taxes, Lie To Inquisition And Blackmail People With
Scary Rogue Trader Woman Teaches Him How To Evade Taxes, Lie To Inquisition And Blackmail People With
Scary Rogue Trader Woman Teaches Him How To Evade Taxes, Lie To Inquisition And Blackmail People With

MY BOY!!!!!

Sniffle tysm for teaching my son tax evasion like a true imperial citizen 🄺🄺 sniffle so proud of him


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