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You aren’t supposed to tell my secret 👹👹!!!

I don’t need ghazghkull breaking down my door to return him!!!!

why steal minis when you can steal the whole man?

Kissy mark on da forehead >:3

Based and true!!!! Why didn’t I think of that 👹?!

It’s just making me think of that one scene from the muppets tbh—

But tysm I love the art 🥰🥰🥰 Lurv my little guy making off with the bestest commissar in my heart of hearts

archmagos mantis put in a cup. tragic.

Archmagos Mantis put in a cup!!

His husband is devastated

He is indeed!!

It’s my Centipede dominus’s Community awarded ‘best quality’

His tail wiggles :3

Tags are from @krynnmeridia and @specsthespectraldragon respectively :3

I, in fact, make him do them a lot ^w^

(In order of appearance here the images are from: Archeo-Technique , what the elites don’t want you to know 🤫, Biologis mode activate , What ya got there? , Informational; your flesh is weak )

Get real?

Okay

Hey, How do you think your OCs would interact with Machina Furem?

For this, three scenarios

Scenario one: machina approaches in a humanoid form he thinks they would trust, probably a skitarii

Scenario two: Machina furem approaches as a Blackstone fortress, communicating with the other ship's machine spirit before communicating to the characters.

Scenario three: the character find machina Furem while trying to find something on the Noosphere- machina furem had no time to prepare.

He has alot of spyware, so for Scenario one and Scenario two assume machina Furem knows what they are like before approaching them.

Oooo alrighty!

Well let’s see

Ahem—

I’ll probably stick closer to my AdMech ocs just for ease (and to keep this from being a mile long text scroll— more then it already will be anyway-)!

So

Situation one:

Skitariis kind of appearing aren’t that unusual, Centipide Dominus has a habit of stealing anything smaller than him and adding it to his horde either until they DO become one of his numbers (in the case of skits and other machine worshipers this typically includes some augments while for say his three guardsman the imperium bureaucracy or what have you just gives up trying to get them back) or until they go home, so I think most every of my Admechs wouldn’t bat an eye much at this

Dominus might be a bit confused at first bc he didn’t scoop up any new skits recently but he’d get over that very quickly— I think the most uneasy about Mac would probably be the Logis, they sense something off/different about the skitarii in question but Silverfish Logis would very likely brush it off, not as experienced as Crab Logis who would definitely narrow down that this skit was sending off the unusual vibes.

This means Archmantis is also weary of this new skit but it’s a bit hard to conduct much anything let alone an interrogation when as soon as you try you’re met with this—

He is overprotective of his babies what can I say—

So on the upside for Mac they got their own protector :D! Bad news is removal of this skit from Centipede Dominus is not advised— he uh- gets snappy—

Situation two:

The magos beetle Explorator is more than excited at the prospect of the blackstone fortress! Above all else their servos crave for, well, exploration. It’s why Silverfish Logis is typically paired and pretty close on their heels =m= they lack a lot of self preservation.

Archmantis with guidance from his hubby does do his best to keep a level head even if they’re uneasy by the undocumented(?) fortress’s approach, tho crab Logis (likely guided by the machine spirit’s communication with the fortress) reassures that it’s probably not anything to worry too much about and to just keep their guard up—

Centipede Dominus however isn’t too hyped about the prospect of this thing possibly being used by enemy forces (thus risking not only his troops but also an uneven fight >:( ) so he’s more then ready to go toe to toe with it in some sort of dog fight— but ArchMantis makes sure to wrangle him back in

Situation three:

For this one again I’ll narrow it down to Dominus centipede or Explorator Beetle & Silverfish Logis— this post is getting long and I can’t think of much else to add on with the others—

In the Log & Explore route Explorator is very excited! Again- they lack a lot of that self preservation and kind of tiptoe around heretek with the upbeat attitude and his loyalties to the Omnissiah staying pretty strong. So I don’t see this one going too a wry aside form Silverfish Logis being a bit uneasy the whole time with circumstances considered—

Centipede Dominus? As we’ve established he’s uh— he’s got his…things going on—

Yeah that—

So I’d say this interaction might go a bit rougher between the two considering— again— the things—

Yeah :)

He’d get a bit silly and considering the Mac Loretm I’ve read, probably would get his multitude of ass handed to him before ArchMantis had to come and save him/drag him back home while he gets an earful

But yeah!!! Mac shenanigans with my boys :)

All and all I don’t think it’d go too bad, just for sake of keeping it light hearted! Could I go into the depths of Mac central angst caused to and or by my babs? Sure. But that’s for another day :3

Space marines with primordial pouches and thick body hair to help protect them in battle

That is all good night

Artfight time lads!!!!!!! Hyped!!!

This’ll be my first year I partake in the artfight so I’m really excited!- I kind of don’t have a lot of characters on there right now and even more so with the fact only 1 of my like- 3 are any character my followers would recognize

But hey! We ball :) hopefully I’ll have more of my warhammer babies on there soon!!

Anyway, you guys can find me on art fight at artfight.net/lazyTheArtisg :3

Also yes this does mean I’ll be a bit slow(er) with posting but it’s fiinnneee return to normalcy eventually (probably)

Some of my first attacks!!!

Little bear snuggleberry belongs to @ForeverNature while the gummy shark is an oc of mine :)

Flayer here beings to @Vineuioe

This gal clementine belongs to @syn_creative

And ofc this is cal, and Boltr & Az, belonging to @niseag-arts :3

It’s been a blast so far and I can’t wait to make more!!!!

My own personal hell…. (Finally finished his minis but now he has no more babies to put together and all he has left is an emptiness and extra baby bits 😔)

Working on painting my little goober—

Working with what I got and everything =w=

He gets a nice little sunset color theming bc I like the colors a bunch 🥰

He isn’t the best but he is my son 😈 ignore the fact I’m using a water bottle for grip- I don’t have too much fancy stuff so we ball

Me, baking, in a slight anxious spiral: what— what do u do if you use too much baking soda?

Baking website I am consulting: hahah! Dont worry silly! If you accidentally use 1 teaspoon as apposed to 1/2 a teaspoon all you gotta do is double the recipe and keep on as instructed! Easy as pie!!

Me: what/

Me, progressively more anxious; what if I use 3/4 cup instead of 3/4 teaspoon?

The baking website I am consulting, gaining consciousness to process this: you what—

Man I love baking

Me, baking, in a slight anxious spiral: what— what do u do if you use too much baking soda?

Baking website I am consulting: hahah! Dont worry silly! If you accidentally use 1 teaspoon as apposed to 1/2 a teaspoon all you gotta do is double the recipe and keep on as instructed! Easy as pie!!

Me: what/

Me, progressively more anxious; what if I use 3/4 cup instead of 3/4 teaspoon?

The baking website I am consulting, gaining consciousness to process this: you what—

I am unsurprised and this is the result I expected (/pos)

Everyone I said I’d do it, so I did. Oc Uquiz.

Moots: @stygiantechpriest @lazywriter-artist @niseag-arts @boykisserwizard @systembug @well-of-silence @astralmight

((Trying to remember all your urls))

Showcasing these tags in a post of their own bc they’re so funny—

(From @qcontinuumumum on this post right here)

I am in stitches-

Emps?-

Oh hush you

A gift! For you! :D Two perfectly normal citizen of the imperium! (I really enjoy your little story, please continue doing your thing! :D)

BEAGH!!!!!!! IVE GOTS A FAN ART

BWAGHHHHHH!!!!!! I genuinely cannot put into words how much this means to me 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’m very very very happy and over joyed you enjoy my goofy little fellas and I’m just thrilled to see them in your style sososososos much!!!!!!!

BEAGH THEYRE so silly!!!!! Crunching on them like hard candy I love them so much ttytytytytyt soooooo sosososos much

(In light of your little animation, I have another offering, please enjoy! :D They delight me to no end!)

BEAAAAGHHH

Dies a million times over forever and every (positive)

This is so canon and real and true— tzeentch’s spineless self (figuratively and literally) just eternally getting on everyone’s nerves but especially Khorne

A gift! For you! :D Two perfectly normal citizen of the imperium! (I really enjoy your little story, please continue doing your thing! :D)

BEAGH!!!!!!! IVE GOTS A FAN ART

BWAGHHHHHH!!!!!! I genuinely cannot put into words how much this means to me 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’m very very very happy and over joyed you enjoy my goofy little fellas and I’m just thrilled to see them in your style sososososos much!!!!!!!

BEAGH THEYRE so silly!!!!! Crunching on them like hard candy I love them so much ttytytytytyt soooooo sosososos much

Some answers for @sleepyfan-blog :3

Also while I’m at it idrk how many questions anyone may have but feel free to ask away!!!! My inbox is always open :3 and I love love love yapping about this stuff 🫶

Hello hello yes yes :3!!!!! So I’ll have to tread lightly around some things as there are bits and bobs that are story beats later on but there are a few things I can answer now!

1). Emps brother :0?!?!?!

Emps is 100% human (or well- as human as an immortal perpetual can be anyway) while I do really like the theory I’ve seen floating around that emps could have become/trying to prevent from becoming a chaos god bc belief is a strong thing in the 40k universe this isn’t what is going on in this au ^^! While I can’t say too much, as I’m trying to decide if this will be discussed later in the story or if I’ll just make a little ‘lore corner’ about this sometime in the future, emps is connected to the other chaos gods in a way they (emps and the chaos gods) have decided to label as siblings but emps has some different stuff going on with his situation making him more of a sort of step brother to them :)!

2). TEDDIES?!

The R&R adventures are real and do exist! They’re things that are indeed really happening & and emps isn’t just imagining it!

Malca-bear “speaking” to emps is mostly just him coping with the loss of malcador in his own private means bc he’s a big freak man who’s emotions and coping methods are whacked to the warp and back (/affe)

And yes UwU he does have bears of all his sons (+malcador) in various states at various times(most of his 21 son-bears are fine! What little damage they may get from an upset emps is very quickly repaired at his— sobbing— request,two of them however he has sealed away in a place even his most trusted of individuals don’t know of.) The last panel for ‘the chaos reveal’ is mostly just a fun little eye catcher thing but I wouldn’t put it past an extremely overwhelmed emps to rip it to shreds and then go sobbing to his custodes to pretty please fix his bear (the custodes are the only ones allowed to know about the teddies) and sobbing and crying until he was fixed, at which point he would profusely apologize to the little bear. I think for most of his sons (loyalist) who were lost to the heresy he hasn’t touched since and they sit in pristine condition on a shelf kept sparkling clean with likely custode upkeep set to a higher standard then the emperor allows for himself, his rebellious sons got a bit of scolding and then subsequent apologize they received the same treatment of tenderly being put up and tended to. His ‘still remaining son’ bears definitely are also kept in very good condition don’t get me wrong, he just has less qualms with cuddling them or having little make believe sessions that big E might find very embarrassing if I plastered all over got all to see 👀🤭🤭🤭🤭

A gift! For you! :D Two perfectly normal citizen of the imperium! (I really enjoy your little story, please continue doing your thing! :D)

BEAGH!!!!!!! IVE GOTS A FAN ART

BWAGHHHHHH!!!!!! I genuinely cannot put into words how much this means to me 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’m very very very happy and over joyed you enjoy my goofy little fellas and I’m just thrilled to see them in your style sososososos much!!!!!!!

BEAGH THEYRE so silly!!!!! Crunching on them like hard candy I love them so much ttytytytytyt soooooo sosososos much

Infesting your askbox with bugs

MY BUGS!!!!!!!!

I love them, they really liven up the place scurrying to and fro in here, tysm 🫶🫶🫶

Scary Rogue Trader woman teaches him how to evade taxes, lie to inquisition and blackmail people with telepathy:D

BEAGH!!!!

MY BOY!!!!!

Sniffle tysm for teaching my son tax evasion like a true imperial citizen 🥺🥺 sniffle so proud of him