Lazywriter-artist - I Do The Funny

Oh boy my brain let me think about something other than jojo for once!! Rejoice!!!

Anyway @blitzy-blitzwing has this silly little Au (and a fic if I recall-) called hazformers that I follow every now and again they recently posted a mini comic ( X ) and I felt pretty inspired by it B)

Design is theirs (mostly I changed it up some ^^") and the words are verbatim for the most part, but here is the silly!

No worries the regularly scheduled jojo posts will be back soon B)

JJBA AU BECAUSE ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I NEED TO LET IT OUT

Ahem

This au is a bit of a sort of 'X character adopts X character's and a sort of monster hunter everyone lives au >:). Vanilla ice upon scouting for future lackeys for lord dio (a few years before the events of part 3) he stumbles across the home of a Louisiana family with 2 sons, curious ice sticks around and observes the boys for a few days, saving them from time to time when they got into mischief and becoming attached to this young boys. One day ice finally decides he will be taking them back home after witnessing one of the many shows of poor parenting to the boys and so he sneaks in and takes them. From here he becomes a single father to the two boys.

(Fun fact is baby Terence liked using dad as a weighted blanket <3 also ice is a silly feral man smh smh)

Shenanigans of course ensue but of course happiness is short lived, in the Au part 3 takes place when the two brothers are 12 and 6 respectively (the brothers are aged down in the AU everyone else really staying the same ages) when the crusaders comes knocking on their door. Instead of dying or killing 3 of the crusaders ice is panicked over the saftey of his sons and having a crisis as lord dio had given him no warning of the arrival, no time to hide his boys! So he does his best to fend of the crusaders who he has been told are evil monsters at this point, and scrapes the power trio of Iggy, avdol, and polnareff but all and all the crusaders take the three into the custody of the speed wagon foundation.

With this Jotaro, iggy, and Kakyion are tasked with baby sitting a very upset pretween Daniel and one very fearfully shy 6 year old terence, doing their best to keep the boys calm and try to figure out as much as they can about where dio might be from the boys. Meanwhile polnareff and Joseph take on the duties of interrogating vanilla ice who is very begrudging to give up information. When leaving the room to regroup Joseph leaves polnareff alone with dio's right hand guard dog and chaos ensues. Wanting to know the name of the man who killed his sister he interrogates ice himself, ice stating he doesn't know the man & his naturally apathetic and sarcastic dry tone and nature enrages polnareff who uses one of the 'vampire lights' (like stroheim uses in part 2) there for protection incase ice needed to be subdued to burn half of ice's face before being stopped by ice breaking free in panic and pain to slash a large wound on polnareff's face. Ice cowering in the corner in pain as Avdol drags polnareff from the situation to help and calm him.

Tensions arise when kakyion rushes in to see the scene and commotion. He is immediately torn as he had been treated very kindly by the very protective and parental ice before being flesh budded by dio but these are his friends leading to an argument as polnareff says this is proof that ice is dangerous and needs to be 'dealt' with. To which kakyion rebukes and defends that ice had been provoked and was just as scared, if not more so, of polnareff!

From here shenanigans further insue with Redemption as we skip forward to part 4 where the silly gamer and his card dealing brother make an appearance!

A 23 year old daniel and a 17 year old terence appear as some jotaro back up in part 4, terence naturally gets along swimmingly with all his gamer merch and knowledge with josuke and the boys while daniel, a very quiet and reserved adult when he is not busy in his element as a con man, sticks close to his now friends jotaro and kakyion. (And yes, beloved eternal vampire dad gets a Redemption arc and is still there for his sons <3)

That's all I have for the au now but expect more in the future cause this is a serious brain rot (and I'd be more then happy to hear some plot hole questions I could fix or just general questions <3)

It is indeed always a pleasure to so collabs with you!!

Did an amazing job as well and I hope you had a blast!

Collab with @lazywriter-artist Another Stroheim! Just kinda thought it’d be silly if we made him look totally sexy/smug LOL. He did the sketch and background, while I did the outline and coloring as per usual ;p Was fun, always a pleasure drawing my favorite German cyborg! Thank you for the collab! Great job on your part c; Enjoy!

A little treat for my Honorary Jostar Anon and all my other followers lol-

Honorary Jostar Au pucci design!!

As mentioned before pucci has how become a jostar, ya can read more here for more about this au! But anyway here he is :P

Also something silly happened when I was messing around w/him and I dont hate it tbh lol- so have his jojo color change TM with him w/ some background stars

Guess what lovelies!? Jojo oc time!!

Meet jojo! (Jonas 'jewel wasp' Joyce!)

Is it pretentious of me to make a jojo? Maybe. But a friend suggested the name jonas and I fell in love with the idea lol

He has a bug motif :)

Jonas is a stand user with his stand [Body Snatchers]

Who doesn't quite realize what a Jostar is, is it some strange kind of candy??? Jonas is pretty oblivious to his Jostar blood, sadly outside forces aren't. He is rather confused when it comes to people's obsession with his birth mark and is very shocked to learn people share the mark!

When it comes to time period Jonas falls some time between part 4 and 5, he has gone to visit his uncle who lives in morioh town after all! His mom had sent him after learning that there were a lot of strange happenings going on and she wanted to make sure jonas' uncle wasn't hurt or hurting others, though since she was too sickly and needed to stay home to take care of things she sent jonas, who was happy to get out of the town!

Jonas comes from one of the numerous small communities of stand users that little his home lands, it's something common place in american stand culture. They come together to form sorts of little traveling groups of users, some luck out and have their own little towns/homesteads while some are more nomadic across the states. Jonas's 'family' was lucky to have a homestead. (These stand colonies/Families are quite the fascination for The Speedwagon foundation and are often found offering busts or general welfare checks on the groups)

While in Morioh, he stumbles across these fellows with strange hair and a silly talking toddler, only to find- gasp- they share birth marks!? From there josuke naturally does what any good uncle does and drags this stranger to his older nephew, Jotaro kujo, like a cat with a dead bird, thus shenanigans insue and Jonas probably accompanies Koichi to italy ect, ect.

But wait!? How is jonas a jostar? Guess you'll have to wait until next time(have another oc who's backstory directly answers this question-)B) but I will say this that it may or may not have to do with a very silly 22 yr old Joseph with his wandering eyes 👀

More art time >:D

Also fun fact, body snatchers help Jonas take control of another person's body as the subject body snatcher (Reddish pink) burrows or worms it's way onto the subjects body as the user's body snatcher (yellow green-) takes residence in Jonas (this is why he is blind in his left eye aka the tattooed eye as the eye is one of the harder places to remove the stand from. The stand will do it's best to find a preexisting entryway in the terms of an open wound or some sort of bodily opening to enter, but they sill not hesitate to worm their way in by force (hence subject's bodysnatcher having them bug c laws). Silly worms

Also yeah jonas likes bugs :). Think him and Toyohiro would be buddies and talk abt bugs tbh-

Silly bug guys- he is definitely friends with mikitaka, he loves the silly alien fella and asks a million questions always! He never met a really alien before! So many things to learn 👁👁.