Oh Boy My Brain Let Me Think About Something Other Than Jojo For Once!! Rejoice!!!

Oh boy my brain let me think about something other than jojo for once!! Rejoice!!!

Anyway @blitzy-blitzwing has this silly little Au (and a fic if I recall-) called hazformers that I follow every now and again they recently posted a mini comic ( X ) and I felt pretty inspired by it B)

Design is theirs (mostly I changed it up some ^^") and the words are verbatim for the most part, but here is the silly!

No worries the regularly scheduled jojo posts will be back soon B)

Yippeee more writing!!!

Was inspired by this post ( X ) by @starry-blue-echoes about their au idea hehehe so I wanted to do a little writing for it!! Maybe not exactly tried and true to their au but it was fun!! You should definitely check them out as they're such a cool writer and have so many neato ideas!!!!

Do hope it does their idea justice tho <33

☆《♡- Start -♡》☆

Kira felt his lips tighten into a grimace, hands quaking as he stopped from trying to clip his nails. Frustrated, he tightly closed his eyes. All he was trying to do was cut his nails. Do a bit of personal up keep! But, it seemed to be too much to ask from his inssufferable, egh, 'roomates'. all morning, all DAMN morning, he had been trying SO hard to find a quiet place to tend to his hygiene. The bathroom or porch were his normal places, But considering Dio and Diavolo used the restroom like a revolving door to touch up their makeup and always left it such a mess, Kira couldn't bare to think about it! Let alone try to do his own morning routine. The porch was out of the question as well, at this time of day Kars took up residence with his husband. Kars already didn't like half-....all the group, save for maybe doppio or pucci, but he especially disliked them in moments he could spend with his husband. So no nice fresh night air for kira.

With these spaces off limits, he had finally given in, despite how much it agonized him, and decided he would do it in his bedroom. After layering a few towels and things to ensure minimal cleaning would be required he had finallly sat down with his clear nail polish and clippers, among a few other hygenic tools to keep his hands in their pristine condtion, when he heard IT. The roaring fit of laughter. Now, he wouldn't have been so annoyed if they were further back in the home. further from his calm space and could be drowned out, But unfortunatley lady luck didn't seem to want to side with Yoshikage Kira today and it was just a few doors down from him. he tried to calm himself but soon, in a huff of anger, he pushed himself up and stormed into the room.

"WHAT is so hilarious that you all must-" he began with as much anger as his monotone voice could muster before he stopped dead in his tracks. His eyes landed on just the answer to his question. he paled, all color draining from his skin and face as he saw a sight that made his heart sink to his shoes. Most of the others in the room laughed, calling things to Kira as he stared in horror. It.... was... awful!!! there, projected onto a large screen, was the most chilling scene Kira could call to memory, his death. The day those blasted teenagers had found him once again and had his head CRUSHED by an ambulance after his embarrassing moment of weakness. he felt sick, like he was going to lose his lunch right there, his head throbbed and he gagged gripping his gut before hurrying off to the bathroom.

Confused Dio scoffed leaning forward from agaisnt the couch as he swirled his glass of wine. "well, what's HIS problem?" Dio smugly smiled and laughed before he felt a sharp jab in his rib from pucci beside him with a frown. "what!? I, DIO, am just messing around!" Dio hissed to the younger boy with a groan as he leaned back agaisnt the sofa with the young boy's disapproving glare and returned to watching the screen as more scenes from their various lives played. What a buzz kill he could be at times.

☆《♡- Fin -♡》☆

AAAAAAAAAA

TYSMMM IM SO GLAD UPU LIKE IT SBSBSB!!!!

Sbbsebbs yes I was worried they would be a bit too much but aaaaaa yessss tysm for being such an amazing inspiration and ty sosososososos much for just argh liking my silly thingy

Dio is such a dick <3 agreed

Yippeee more writing!!!

Was inspired by this post ( X ) by @starry-blue-echoes about their au idea hehehe so I wanted to do a little writing for it!! Maybe not exactly tried and true to their au but it was fun!! You should definitely check them out as they're such a cool writer and have so many neato ideas!!!!

Do hope it does their idea justice tho <33

☆《♡- Start -♡》☆

Kira felt his lips tighten into a grimace, hands quaking as he stopped from trying to clip his nails. Frustrated, he tightly closed his eyes. All he was trying to do was cut his nails. Do a bit of personal up keep! But, it seemed to be too much to ask from his inssufferable, egh, 'roomates'. all morning, all DAMN morning, he had been trying SO hard to find a quiet place to tend to his hygiene. The bathroom or porch were his normal places, But considering Dio and Diavolo used the restroom like a revolving door to touch up their makeup and always left it such a mess, Kira couldn't bare to think about it! Let alone try to do his own morning routine. The porch was out of the question as well, at this time of day Kars took up residence with his husband. Kars already didn't like half-....all the group, save for maybe doppio or pucci, but he especially disliked them in moments he could spend with his husband. So no nice fresh night air for kira.

With these spaces off limits, he had finally given in, despite how much it agonized him, and decided he would do it in his bedroom. After layering a few towels and things to ensure minimal cleaning would be required he had finallly sat down with his clear nail polish and clippers, among a few other hygenic tools to keep his hands in their pristine condtion, when he heard IT. The roaring fit of laughter. Now, he wouldn't have been so annoyed if they were further back in the home. further from his calm space and could be drowned out, But unfortunatley lady luck didn't seem to want to side with Yoshikage Kira today and it was just a few doors down from him. he tried to calm himself but soon, in a huff of anger, he pushed himself up and stormed into the room.

"WHAT is so hilarious that you all must-" he began with as much anger as his monotone voice could muster before he stopped dead in his tracks. His eyes landed on just the answer to his question. he paled, all color draining from his skin and face as he saw a sight that made his heart sink to his shoes. Most of the others in the room laughed, calling things to Kira as he stared in horror. It.... was... awful!!! there, projected onto a large screen, was the most chilling scene Kira could call to memory, his death. The day those blasted teenagers had found him once again and had his head CRUSHED by an ambulance after his embarrassing moment of weakness. he felt sick, like he was going to lose his lunch right there, his head throbbed and he gagged gripping his gut before hurrying off to the bathroom.

Confused Dio scoffed leaning forward from agaisnt the couch as he swirled his glass of wine. "well, what's HIS problem?" Dio smugly smiled and laughed before he felt a sharp jab in his rib from pucci beside him with a frown. "what!? I, DIO, am just messing around!" Dio hissed to the younger boy with a groan as he leaned back agaisnt the sofa with the young boy's disapproving glare and returned to watching the screen as more scenes from their various lives played. What a buzz kill he could be at times.

☆《♡- Fin -♡》☆

JJBA AU BECAUSE ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I NEED TO LET IT OUT

Ahem

This au is a bit of a sort of 'X character adopts X character's and a sort of monster hunter everyone lives au >:). Vanilla ice upon scouting for future lackeys for lord dio (a few years before the events of part 3) he stumbles across the home of a Louisiana family with 2 sons, curious ice sticks around and observes the boys for a few days, saving them from time to time when they got into mischief and becoming attached to this young boys. One day ice finally decides he will be taking them back home after witnessing one of the many shows of poor parenting to the boys and so he sneaks in and takes them. From here he becomes a single father to the two boys.

(Fun fact is baby Terence liked using dad as a weighted blanket <3 also ice is a silly feral man smh smh)

Shenanigans of course ensue but of course happiness is short lived, in the Au part 3 takes place when the two brothers are 12 and 6 respectively (the brothers are aged down in the AU everyone else really staying the same ages) when the crusaders comes knocking on their door. Instead of dying or killing 3 of the crusaders ice is panicked over the saftey of his sons and having a crisis as lord dio had given him no warning of the arrival, no time to hide his boys! So he does his best to fend of the crusaders who he has been told are evil monsters at this point, and scrapes the power trio of Iggy, avdol, and polnareff but all and all the crusaders take the three into the custody of the speed wagon foundation.

With this Jotaro, iggy, and Kakyion are tasked with baby sitting a very upset pretween Daniel and one very fearfully shy 6 year old terence, doing their best to keep the boys calm and try to figure out as much as they can about where dio might be from the boys. Meanwhile polnareff and Joseph take on the duties of interrogating vanilla ice who is very begrudging to give up information. When leaving the room to regroup Joseph leaves polnareff alone with dio's right hand guard dog and chaos ensues. Wanting to know the name of the man who killed his sister he interrogates ice himself, ice stating he doesn't know the man & his naturally apathetic and sarcastic dry tone and nature enrages polnareff who uses one of the 'vampire lights' (like stroheim uses in part 2) there for protection incase ice needed to be subdued to burn half of ice's face before being stopped by ice breaking free in panic and pain to slash a large wound on polnareff's face. Ice cowering in the corner in pain as Avdol drags polnareff from the situation to help and calm him.

Tensions arise when kakyion rushes in to see the scene and commotion. He is immediately torn as he had been treated very kindly by the very protective and parental ice before being flesh budded by dio but these are his friends leading to an argument as polnareff says this is proof that ice is dangerous and needs to be 'dealt' with. To which kakyion rebukes and defends that ice had been provoked and was just as scared, if not more so, of polnareff!

From here shenanigans further insue with Redemption as we skip forward to part 4 where the silly gamer and his card dealing brother make an appearance!

A 23 year old daniel and a 17 year old terence appear as some jotaro back up in part 4, terence naturally gets along swimmingly with all his gamer merch and knowledge with josuke and the boys while daniel, a very quiet and reserved adult when he is not busy in his element as a con man, sticks close to his now friends jotaro and kakyion. (And yes, beloved eternal vampire dad gets a Redemption arc and is still there for his sons <3)

That's all I have for the au now but expect more in the future cause this is a serious brain rot (and I'd be more then happy to hear some plot hole questions I could fix or just general questions <3)

It is indeed always a pleasure to so collabs with you!!

Did an amazing job as well and I hope you had a blast!

Collab with @lazywriter-artist Another Stroheim! Just kinda thought it’d be silly if we made him look totally sexy/smug LOL. He did the sketch and background, while I did the outline and coloring as per usual ;p Was fun, always a pleasure drawing my favorite German cyborg! Thank you for the collab! Great job on your part c; Enjoy!