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Time for some character headcanons!!!
I've been storing these on a discord server for the last few months and now I can drown you all with them.
Josuke + Okuyasu headcanon:
Josuke always claims he is 'waiting for the right one' when asked about dating, describing someone who makes him feel happy to be around them, they get along great, and can fight but still love one another
Not realizing he is exactly describing his relationship w/Oku and exactly how he feels about oku cause he is a silly little aro/ace spec bean bby (Probably demi or gray)
Okuyasu & keicho:
Keicho and Okuyasu are very close to one another due to their experiences in childhood, and while keicho is a bit agressive towards his brother due to not knowing how to cope with his anger he still is very protective of Okuyasu, so anyone threatening Oku receives an immediate death sentence. Be it because they're trying to kill them or someone scolding oku as the brothers don't do well with being shouted at.
Jotaro headcanons:
There are few people jotaro will let make contact with him without a very close connection, example his mom and even then he is adverse to the touch, but one being stands above all the rest. One man can invade his personal space (within reason) beyond all set boundaries and jotaro would give gruff 'yare yare' and carry on.
Who is it?
Polnareff.
That man could sit in joots lap and cry into his shoulder while sobbing in French, a move anyone else would be hospitalized for, and jotaro would sigh with a 'good grief' and hold him like a baby so they didn't fall over
Your standard jotaro chart of may I touch:
Jotaro with strangers- NO TOUCH
Jotaro with people he has met - 2 second Hand shake only or death.
Jotaro with friends - you may touch me slightly more then usual.
Jotaro with close friends or family - *a singular 3 second hug is allowed*
Jotaro with polnareff - You are allowed to sit on my lap while we drive in the car and you lay out all over me while sobbing in French about how some girl smacked you for winking at her. No one else.
Polnareff in part 4
Pol:OIII!!! JOJOOO!!! *tackle hugs jotaro hugging and platonically smooching him*
Jotaro: *yare yare daze*
Josuke, conufsed: is- is jotaro dating that guy?? Isnt he married???
Jospeh, a small chortle: no! Haha, jotaro is gay and polnareff is french.
Josuke: I-
Dio minion headcanons
A lot of dio's entourage is queer in some way. A few being trans as they were attracted to the idea of the vampire powers getting rid of parts and replacing them with more appropriate ones
Vanilla Ice and pucci are two trans men, though Ice came to Dio and had him use his vampiric powers for transiton
Meanwhile pucci had received conventional top surgery.
Dio is rather oblivious to modern medicines and thus doesn't really know what the hell top surgery is
So when showing off his scars and explaining them to some of the other trans folk of Dio's mansion, Dio notices and is livid. Confused and demanding to know who gave him these scars.
Pucci explains his doctor at which dio snaps back with an 'I knew healthcare professionals were evil' followed by silence and a small explanation of top surgery to dio.
I also like the idea Dio doesn't fully realize and understand the concept of trans.
He fully supports his minions in switching around parts and things, cause like same he cut off his adoptive brothers head and graphed his head onto it, shapeshifting is a thing he can use so why not use it?
He just doesn't connect they're trans, he just figures they like using his cool abilities like him lol
The d'arby brothers are from deep down south in Louisiana. Why? Bc I like the idea. I also really like the idea of Terence making Jumbo and other foods for Dio's minions and things.
Hol horse is from texas and is very sweet cowboy man, his family owns a farm :) he has a horse named buttercup and he loves buttercup
Vanilla is from like....Wyoming or some made up state like that. Silly little freak. Like Massachusetts. He is giving Massachusetts. Idk y he just is.
Hol horse is the oblivious supportive uncle. the others are all off waving their pride flags at a pride parade and hol horse is there with his texan flag just happy to be included lol. He also give out hugs when he gets dragged to pride parades, he is happy to be there UvU.
General stand headcanons
Stands have shown being directly connected to their user, some more so then others (I.E. Kira's stand 'sheer heart attack' is shown to directly affect the right hand it is connected to when attacked)
THUS meaning people who's stands damn near directly correlate with their body's, say killer queen or the world, if you were to squish their faces this would effect the user. (In this case kira or dio)
Bc this opens up a whole new range of Partner affection, not to mention the hilarious possibility of scenes like so
*sitting next to killer queen, looks around for kira. Very swiftly swishes the stands face*
*violent footsteps approach*
Some concept art for a jjba Au/Timeline shift part!!!
Part 4 & 1/2
> Following hol horse on his journey through italy as he searches for his lover of many years and their surprise son(Mista), as he has just received a letter declaring his son and her sudden illness. Thus when running into fellow Ex-Minions of Dio, pucci and vanillia ice he feels a resurgence of bad memories and distrust towards them, but will he learn to trust his fellow ex-minionees?! An au meant as an exploration of this trio's traumas and things to do with dio's manipulation, I plan on designing and throwing in even more of the part 3 minion blorbos soon >:)
Hol & pucci designs!! Trying to keep a heart motif :)
Nice hol design/full body without his little cape, showing off more of his heart motif (he also has a star shaped scar on his fore head in reference to the events of part 3)
Finally a nice Ice design (based off some vanilla ice clothes) and some flowery angst for the three!!! Ice also keeping in tune with the heart motif but this time it's broken hearts (Dios defeat leaving him broken and without a purpose so he now aimlessly follows pucci like a lost dog-). He also has burns referencing his presumed death in part 3 that actually just fugged him up a good bit :)
Some art time!!
Made some of my art from my part 4 & 1/2 ( X ) digital like I said I would
Showing off hol horses star scar some more!! Also some pucci and tiny ice! (Ice isn't actually that small in the au/timeline shift, I just like drawing the chibi ice simping over pucci lol-)
So silly <3
Also wanted to try something inspired by the user @goatpaste I have a deep adoration for their art so I wanted to take a shot at some art heavily inspired by their works! I really like it, though its nothing compared to the beauty of their works lol =="
JJBA AU BECAUSE ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I NEED TO LET IT OUT
Ahem
This au is a bit of a sort of 'X character adopts X character's and a sort of monster hunter everyone lives au >:). Vanilla ice upon scouting for future lackeys for lord dio (a few years before the events of part 3) he stumbles across the home of a Louisiana family with 2 sons, curious ice sticks around and observes the boys for a few days, saving them from time to time when they got into mischief and becoming attached to this young boys. One day ice finally decides he will be taking them back home after witnessing one of the many shows of poor parenting to the boys and so he sneaks in and takes them. From here he becomes a single father to the two boys.
(Fun fact is baby Terence liked using dad as a weighted blanket <3 also ice is a silly feral man smh smh)
Shenanigans of course ensue but of course happiness is short lived, in the Au part 3 takes place when the two brothers are 12 and 6 respectively (the brothers are aged down in the AU everyone else really staying the same ages) when the crusaders comes knocking on their door. Instead of dying or killing 3 of the crusaders ice is panicked over the saftey of his sons and having a crisis as lord dio had given him no warning of the arrival, no time to hide his boys! So he does his best to fend of the crusaders who he has been told are evil monsters at this point, and scrapes the power trio of Iggy, avdol, and polnareff but all and all the crusaders take the three into the custody of the speed wagon foundation.
With this Jotaro, iggy, and Kakyion are tasked with baby sitting a very upset pretween Daniel and one very fearfully shy 6 year old terence, doing their best to keep the boys calm and try to figure out as much as they can about where dio might be from the boys. Meanwhile polnareff and Joseph take on the duties of interrogating vanilla ice who is very begrudging to give up information. When leaving the room to regroup Joseph leaves polnareff alone with dio's right hand guard dog and chaos ensues. Wanting to know the name of the man who killed his sister he interrogates ice himself, ice stating he doesn't know the man & his naturally apathetic and sarcastic dry tone and nature enrages polnareff who uses one of the 'vampire lights' (like stroheim uses in part 2) there for protection incase ice needed to be subdued to burn half of ice's face before being stopped by ice breaking free in panic and pain to slash a large wound on polnareff's face. Ice cowering in the corner in pain as Avdol drags polnareff from the situation to help and calm him.
Tensions arise when kakyion rushes in to see the scene and commotion. He is immediately torn as he had been treated very kindly by the very protective and parental ice before being flesh budded by dio but these are his friends leading to an argument as polnareff says this is proof that ice is dangerous and needs to be 'dealt' with. To which kakyion rebukes and defends that ice had been provoked and was just as scared, if not more so, of polnareff!
From here shenanigans further insue with Redemption as we skip forward to part 4 where the silly gamer and his card dealing brother make an appearance!
A 23 year old daniel and a 17 year old terence appear as some jotaro back up in part 4, terence naturally gets along swimmingly with all his gamer merch and knowledge with josuke and the boys while daniel, a very quiet and reserved adult when he is not busy in his element as a con man, sticks close to his now friends jotaro and kakyion. (And yes, beloved eternal vampire dad gets a Redemption arc and is still there for his sons <3)
That's all I have for the au now but expect more in the future cause this is a serious brain rot (and I'd be more then happy to hear some plot hole questions I could fix or just general questions <3)
JJBA AU BECAUSE ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I NEED TO LET IT OUT
Ahem
This au is a bit of a sort of 'X character adopts X character's and a sort of monster hunter everyone lives au >:). Vanilla ice upon scouting for future lackeys for lord dio (a few years before the events of part 3) he stumbles across the home of a Louisiana family with 2 sons, curious ice sticks around and observes the boys for a few days, saving them from time to time when they got into mischief and becoming attached to this young boys. One day ice finally decides he will be taking them back home after witnessing one of the many shows of poor parenting to the boys and so he sneaks in and takes them. From here he becomes a single father to the two boys.
(Fun fact is baby Terence liked using dad as a weighted blanket <3 also ice is a silly feral man smh smh)
Shenanigans of course ensue but of course happiness is short lived, in the Au part 3 takes place when the two brothers are 12 and 6 respectively (the brothers are aged down in the AU everyone else really staying the same ages) when the crusaders comes knocking on their door. Instead of dying or killing 3 of the crusaders ice is panicked over the saftey of his sons and having a crisis as lord dio had given him no warning of the arrival, no time to hide his boys! So he does his best to fend of the crusaders who he has been told are evil monsters at this point, and scrapes the power trio of Iggy, avdol, and polnareff but all and all the crusaders take the three into the custody of the speed wagon foundation.
With this Jotaro, iggy, and Kakyion are tasked with baby sitting a very upset pretween Daniel and one very fearfully shy 6 year old terence, doing their best to keep the boys calm and try to figure out as much as they can about where dio might be from the boys. Meanwhile polnareff and Joseph take on the duties of interrogating vanilla ice who is very begrudging to give up information. When leaving the room to regroup Joseph leaves polnareff alone with dio's right hand guard dog and chaos ensues. Wanting to know the name of the man who killed his sister he interrogates ice himself, ice stating he doesn't know the man & his naturally apathetic and sarcastic dry tone and nature enrages polnareff who uses one of the 'vampire lights' (like stroheim uses in part 2) there for protection incase ice needed to be subdued to burn half of ice's face before being stopped by ice breaking free in panic and pain to slash a large wound on polnareff's face. Ice cowering in the corner in pain as Avdol drags polnareff from the situation to help and calm him.
Tensions arise when kakyion rushes in to see the scene and commotion. He is immediately torn as he had been treated very kindly by the very protective and parental ice before being flesh budded by dio but these are his friends leading to an argument as polnareff says this is proof that ice is dangerous and needs to be 'dealt' with. To which kakyion rebukes and defends that ice had been provoked and was just as scared, if not more so, of polnareff!
From here shenanigans further insue with Redemption as we skip forward to part 4 where the silly gamer and his card dealing brother make an appearance!
A 23 year old daniel and a 17 year old terence appear as some jotaro back up in part 4, terence naturally gets along swimmingly with all his gamer merch and knowledge with josuke and the boys while daniel, a very quiet and reserved adult when he is not busy in his element as a con man, sticks close to his now friends jotaro and kakyion. (And yes, beloved eternal vampire dad gets a Redemption arc and is still there for his sons <3)
That's all I have for the au now but expect more in the future cause this is a serious brain rot (and I'd be more then happy to hear some plot hole questions I could fix or just general questions <3)
Some concept art for a jjba Au/Timeline shift part!!!
Part 4 & 1/2
> Following hol horse on his journey through italy as he searches for his lover of many years and their surprise son(Mista), as he has just received a letter declaring his son and her sudden illness. Thus when running into fellow Ex-Minions of Dio, pucci and vanillia ice he feels a resurgence of bad memories and distrust towards them, but will he learn to trust his fellow ex-minionees?! An au meant as an exploration of this trio's traumas and things to do with dio's manipulation, I plan on designing and throwing in even more of the part 3 minion blorbos soon >:)
Hol & pucci designs!! Trying to keep a heart motif :)
Nice hol design/full body without his little cape, showing off more of his heart motif (he also has a star shaped scar on his fore head in reference to the events of part 3)
Finally a nice Ice design (based off some vanilla ice clothes) and some flowery angst for the three!!! Ice also keeping in tune with the heart motif but this time it's broken hearts (Dios defeat leaving him broken and without a purpose so he now aimlessly follows pucci like a lost dog-). He also has burns referencing his presumed death in part 3 that actually just fugged him up a good bit :)
I GUESS THIS HAPPENED?
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