Canon: They Died

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

my grandparents have taken over my laptop so i can’t do work so..........a lil kel from the other day, mostly colored :)

Ah, le donne… sempre impareggiabili!!!

Ah, women … always unmatched !!!

“And if you are against that,” said Gigo, “your programming is in error, and we are against you.”

Heaven attempts to make sense of Things

There would have to be a PowerPoint presentation at a mandatory all-staff meeting, right? And who doesn’t love a Venn diagram??? Welcome to Hell Corporate Heaven, kids.

[Title of Presentation: What the Heck Is Up With Aziraphale?

Presented by the Archangel Gabriel*

*Produced in consultation with Archangels Michael, Uriel, and Sandalphon, and presented in co-sponsorship with the Metatron, which — And May I Remind You — remains the Official Spokesperson of God the Almighty, and speaks on Her Behalf.

Venn diagram with four intersecting circles, labeled clockwise from top:

Faulty Nature (a Bad Angel)

Proximity to Adversary (Demon)

Weakness of The Flesh (Years Spent in a Body)

Earth Stuff (Humans)

Intersection of Faulty Nature and Proximity to Adversary = Sloth

Intersection of Proximity to Adversary and Weakness of The Flesh = Lust

Intersection of Weakness of The Flesh and Earth Stuff = Gluttony

Intersection of Earth Stuff and Faulty Nature = Pride

Pride + Sloth = Falsifying Reports

Pride + Gluttony = Fine Dining

Gluttony + Lust = Fornication??!

Sloth + Lust = Cuddling

Center of Diagram, place at which all circles intersect = Aziraphale has scary powerz we have yet to explain.]

Plant mage Briar Moss from the Emelan series. He’s always so fun to draw.