Never Have I Ever Quentin Begins, With The Deadpan Calm That Only Being Tobys Squire Can Bestow, Bitten

“Never have I ever” Quentin begins, with the deadpan calm that only being Toby’s squire can bestow, “bitten the Luidaeg.”

Toby takes a drink.

August looks stunned while Simon’s eyes widen with growing horror.

May and Tybalt exchange an exasperated glance that says louder than words, “of course she did.”

Toby is already regretting agreeing to this family bonding night.

A Killing Frost spoilers with no context:

double-dating but make it terrible

Etienne hugs, now. He’s a hugger

who’s a good boy girl goblin? Is it Spike? Is it Spike? It is! Yes it is!

competitive liver regrowth

“maybe we can just talk it out?” says Toby, already bleeding

*distant sounds of an otter just biting the shit out of an octopus*

[this is like the third consecutive book I’ve read that’s had a significant moment with soup (chowder is soup); wtf]

Toby literally straight-up stabs herself in the heart

gee, Dianda, why’d your mom let you have TWO trophy husbands?!

tbh i dont get why most people assume that robots are always cold

like have u felt a laptop while its working? its kinda not exactly cold yo

tbh any piece of machinery thats working hard to function is usually not cold, the only time its ever cold is when its turned off

so id like to think while a robot is awake and functioning they could have the potential to be as warm as a human being :0

Make it stop.

Recently finished Unhallowed by @jordanlhawk, and it was wonderful to be back in the eerie town of Widdershins again! Btw Nocturn Rune is my new fictional child, protect this muffin.^^^

DIANDA: Sorry about your legal problems, Toby. If your quest doesn't work out, you can always get married the Saltmist way.

OCTOBER: Is that when you punch anyone who says my wedding's not legit?

DIANDA: I PUNCH ANYONE WHO SAYS YOUR WEDDING'S NOT LEGIT.

Witch Week Day 6: Christian White from Dance with the Devil.

“Resentment is a waste of energy, and revenge is a waste of living.” ― Megan Derr, Dance with the Devil