Maybe We Can Just Talk It Out? Says Toby Already Bleeding - Tumblr Posts
“Never have I ever” Quentin begins, with the deadpan calm that only being Toby’s squire can bestow, “bitten the Luidaeg.”
Toby takes a drink.
August looks stunned while Simon’s eyes widen with growing horror.
May and Tybalt exchange an exasperated glance that says louder than words, “of course she did.”
Toby is already regretting agreeing to this family bonding night.
A Killing Frost spoilers with no context:
double-dating but make it terrible
Etienne hugs, now. He’s a hugger
who’s a good boy girl goblin? Is it Spike? Is it Spike? It is! Yes it is!
competitive liver regrowth
“maybe we can just talk it out?” says Toby, already bleeding
*distant sounds of an otter just biting the shit out of an octopus*
[this is like the third consecutive book I’ve read that’s had a significant moment with soup (chowder is soup); wtf]
Toby literally straight-up stabs herself in the heart
gee, Dianda, why’d your mom let you have TWO trophy husbands?!