It's Anon Again! I Just Have A Crack (neon) Version For Yuji (pink) With #4! (After Specific Age, You
It's 🌗 Anon again! I just have a crack (neon) version for Yuji (pink) with #4! (After specific age, you feel a tug to your soulmate.)
Yuji lives in Sendai & Reader lives in Tokyo, so pull is soft.
But after Yuji moves to Tokyo (after eating a finger), the pull is harder. And annoying.
Sometimes when they're far+ but close-, they trip to their direction.
Other times, when they're relatively far- & close+, they either fall on the floor thanks to the force, or accidentally jump two steps forward thanks to the force.
One day, after tripping and nearly falling on their face, they go to the park to relax. But when locked eyes, they're literally thrown at each other and roll down the small hill. (Reader on top and Yuji at bottom after landing.)
P.s. Reader's a jujutsu manager in training, so they meet a lot now.
-🌗 Anon
oh i can already feel my brain running off the rails with this one. i changed the scenario in the ask a little bit, sorry. anyways, i'm literally cackling at my own writing rn. hope you find the half as amusing as i did.
Attractive (Yuji x Reader)
CW: crack fic like idk what i'm on, swearing, reader is a little unhinged like me, characters ages don't make sense just go with it
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When you discovered that you had a soulmate on your sixteenth birthday, you were thrilled. So thrilled in fact, that you didn't stop to think about the repercussions of your soulmate trait being fucking magnetism.
At first, it was fine. A gentle tugging sensation once or twice a day was hardly bothersome. If anything it was comforting.
But a couple weeks after your birthday your soulmate must have moved closer or something, because the once gentle tugs were now a violent force that sent you careening into everything and anything at random moments throughout the day.
After four months of that, it would be an understatement to say that you were sick of randomly being yanked into walls, shoved onto your face, or suddenly stumbling back.
Your friends all did their best to help you to find your soulmate, but seeing as they were jujutsu managers in training and isolated on a small separate part of Tokyo Jujutsu Tech campus, there wasn't much they could do.
You decided to let it be, trusting fate to eventually unite you with your soulmate.
At least that's what you told yourself.
And it would be a lot easier to be content with that if your soulmate wasn't a fucking lunatic.
For reasons unknown to you, your soulmate was constantly changing speeds and directions at a whirlwind pace.
If there was a decent amount of distance between you two, the force wasn't too strong so while you staggered around in different directions for a few minutes during his sporadic bouts of insanity.
But when he was close to you it was a whole different story.
His hyperactive monkey routine would toss you around like a rag doll, sending you careening into walls, ceilings, and any of your good-intending friends trying to catch you or slow you down.
After the twenty third time it happened in one week (yes you counted), you decided enough was enough. You were going to get back at him.
Informing your friends about your revenge plot, you grinned maniacally.
Finally. You were going to give him a taste of his own medicine.
─── ⋅ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ⋅ ⋅ ───
Yuji Itadori had no idea what was going on. Ever since he moved to Tokyo, he had been feeling the tug of his soulmate trait, but it had never been this strong.
Even at it's worst, the force had never been enough to make him more than stumble a little in one direction or another.
SO WHY THE FUCK WAS HE ZIPPING DOWN THE HALLWAY HEADFIRST AT 4:30 IN THE MORNING?!
Screeching like a banshee, he flailed, searching for anything to grab onto.
Woken by the noise, a half-asleep Fushiguro poked his head out into the hallway to see what was happening.
"FUSHIGUROOOOO!"
Yuji shrieked flying towards him.
"HELP MEEEEE."
Blinking, the sleepy raven haired boy rubbed his eyes again.
"It's too early for this."
He mumbled, retreating into his dorm again and closing the door behind him.
"YOU TRAI-"
THUNK.
The loud sound informed the said traitor that the wall at the end of the hallway had successfully stopped Yuji's crazed flight.
Hopefully he didn't break the wall.
Fushiguro thought to himself as he climbed back into bed and closed his eyes.
That would be really annoying.
─── ⋅ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ⋅ ⋅ ───
A couple more months had passed since your impromptu revenge flight courtesy of your friends cursed technique, and it was time for you class to go meet up with the first year jujutsu students so you could be paired up.
You were so excited to meet the person you were going to be paired up with for the remainder of you high school career, that you didn't notice your soulmate bond going crazy, making you trip even more than usual as you walked to where the two classes had decided to meet.
No, you didn't notice it until you arrived and made eye contact with a certain pink haired boy.
Then the two of you were flying at each other like super-charged magnets, the force of your collision knocking the two of you to the side and down a little nearby hill.
Tumbling down the hill, the two of you screeched and yelped as you bounced over little dips, sharp stones, and each other.
When the two of you finally rolled to a stop, your soulmate lay sprawled on his back with you draped haphazardly over him.
After taking a couple of seconds to catch your breath, you realized the position you were in and rolled off, a slight blush tinting your cheeks.
Groaning, the pink-haired boy sat up next to you rubbing his neck.
You made eye contact and he beamed.
"Hi there soulmate! I'm Itadori Yuji! What's your name?"
You told him, still in a state of semi-shock.
"That's a pretty name!"
He said with a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"Say, I never imagined that my soulmate would be this attractive."
And that ladies and gentlemen, is how you met your soulmate and boyfriend.
All it took was months of comedically timed yanking from your bond, and one god-awful pun.
─── ⋅ ∙ ∘ ☽ ༓ ☾ ∘ ⋅ ⋅ ───
i'm so sorry for how unhinged this got. if you made it this far, thank you for reading the ridiculous crack fic.
<3 Lee
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He picked you up and spun you around before setting you down and grabbing your hand. Confused, you let him drag you along, unsure of what he was doing.
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The older lady waved it off with a smile.
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You blurt, unable to keep your insecurities hidden anymore.
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You averted your gaze.
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"WHAT?"
Your boyfriend looked at you in shock and horror.
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His gaze darkened.
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You smack his arm laughing.
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That's all! Thanks for reading! I'm taking requests rn so if anyone has any lmk!
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Jujutsu Kaisen:
Fushiguro Megumi:
Selfish (#5 Pine Green)
Gojo Satoru:
Three Little Words (#2 ocean blue)
Inumaki Toge:
Hold You (#6 lilac purple)
Itadori Yuji:
Cutie (#1 blush pink)
Attractive (#4 hot pink)
Wanna Go Get Some Coffee? (#2 bubblegum pink)
Trust You (#6 rose pink + #6 bubblegum pink)
My Hero Academia:
Todoroki Shoto:
Nice to Meet You (#6 crimson red)
Bakugou Katsuki:
It Was Always You (#4 pumpkin orange)
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