Debatably Sad Xisuma Headcanon

Debatably Sad Xisuma Headcanon

X talks with his hands. Not a lot, but just a couple little gestures to show that he’s actually paying attention to the words he’s saying. 

But if he’s really not doin’ good, mentally speaking, he paces and gestures like this is a flipping rave. Just violently, mindlessly stimming until he literally cannot feel his hands. He almost never gets to a level where he has to do that, but when he does, something is going to be either d3ad or completely destroyed by the end of the day.

Mostly he does it to look overly exited or happy when he isn’t, but sometimes it’s just an uncontrollable need to LEAVE. Just violent theatre kid gesturing to accentuate whatever he’s saying.

The sad part is the last person he snapped like that towards was Keralis, and you know what, it was kinda his own fault. But that’s a thing for another post, because if I went into that story/headcanon this would be unreasonably long.

She would lovebomb EXACTLY like a mormon mother, manipulation, brainwashing, and accidentally raising an entire generation of gay atheists included

Who's gonna hug him though.

People say Lor'themar gets around, even the Sin'dorei nobles say it. ESCPECIALLY the Sin'dorei nobles say it.

Who they SHOULD look at is Rommath, who gets Kael'thas, Oculeth, Kalecgos, Halduron, Umbric, Astalor, almost all of his male/masculine leaning enby Magisters, several high ranking nobles and at least three human kings. That's also less than half of the list.

rommath/oculeth is a ship right, i feel like ive seen it somewhere

Dear Blizzard, please take Kalecgos out of Jaina's story.

No, I'm not saying SHE deserves better, I am a PROUD Jaina hater, I'm saying that you should REPLACE HER WITH KHADGAR IN KALEC'S STORY. This is bisexual Kalecgos and homosexual Khadgar erasure.

For spice, make it so neither of them has any idea that they're dating until someone (preferably Modera or maybe Rommath) points it out to them.

Modera does it in an attempt to be their mother. Rommath does it because 'These gay Kirin Tor archmagi are f*cking idiots and watching them be in denial is causing me physical pain. Literally.' (He actually does it because he's now kinda maybe allies with Kalec because of the whole Sunwell/Aveena thing)

TW: Death, murder, cruelty, tyranny, genocide

This isn't my usual content, so feel free to just scroll if you don't play WoW. Please note that I main a human mage! My previous main was a human monk, my first character on my current account was a Kal'dorei (Night Elf) druid, and my first character was a gnome mage. I play primarily Alliance.

I shouldn't get this angry over a dumb video game.

I hate Jaina Proudmoore. Like, 'Ooooooh a guy turned his back while another guy stole something and that led to the destruction of my home city! This is perfect motivation to ATTEMPT A GENOCIDE. And after my attempt at mass genocide of every single person in Orgrimmar, which is a very large amount of people, I'm going to force the people who taught humans how to make a city fly out of the flying city, and anyone who ISN'T out in the next ten minutes, like the innocent people who just wanted to make sure they brought all of their stuff, or the innocent people who didn't have enough gold to buy a flight away, or the innocent people who didn't understand what was happening, I'm going to throw them in a prison which has a history (and future) of being a genuinely awful place to be! And if they resist, I'm gonna kill them!'

And before you say she was just insane because of the magic residue, do you blame Malygos for the awful things he did when he was crazy? Because you can't both excuse Jaina because she was crazy (And we don't even know if she was to a point on the 'absolutely bonkers' spectrum to say she was crazy by the time she tried to destroy Orgrimmar) and blame Malygos despite his insanity (Which we DO know is guaranteed to actually have taken place).

Boo hoo, bitch. It's not like you, despite apparently being god like in magical power, simply didn't do anything when Arthas culled Stratholme. You were there. You didn't do jack sh!t.

Neither you nor Greymane, who is just as racist but hasn't ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE, bothered to consider 'Maybe the WARCHEIF IS DEAD' when the Horde retreated at the Broken Shore. They left because their Warchief was dead and multiple other main players were severely wounded.

And I'm going to take this opportunity to rag on Anduin as well. Wrathion was TWO when he opened the Dark Portal. 'OoOoH bUt DrAgOnS aGe DiFfErEnTlY' NO. Dragons age differently, sure, I'll give you that, but he was still FIFTEEN AT MOST. 'HE KILLED VARIAN!' I hear some of you hardcore Wrathion haters saying, and to you I say: First of all, he was, once again, a kid, and second, for all we know he was on another planet when Varian died. Though it is sad that Varian is gone, he was one of the good ones, it wasn't Wrathion's fault. Wrathion didn't go 'Hmm, I think I'll kill Varian Wrynn today' and we shouldn't act like he did.

He's a PERSON who made a mistake and has gone above and beyond to rectify that mistake to the point of KILLING AN OLD GOD.

I'm not saying the Alliance is evil. I'm not saying the Horde is good. All I'm saying is that this is a FACTION WAR, not an allegory story.

He's lying. He's a thirteen year old boy as of the start of Dragonflight.

Wrathion: I’m a responsible adult!

Anduin: *raises an eyebrow*

Wrathion: I’m an adult.