Wrathion - Tumblr Posts
Today is my BIRTHDAY, and I wanted to spend the week leading up to it on an old art flame.
Do NOT leave Sabellian alone with Wrathion.
I made this as a joke for one of my friends
Momo angry 😠🤜💥🤛
Momo angry 😠🤜💥🤛
okay but can we talk about how anduin’s punch he gave wrathion was so strong that it made wrathion stumble back like 3 steps?
anduin, my strong son, you are doing amazing sweetie!
~As long it`s not each other~
King and Advisor Adopts Weird-looking Love Birds
– From The Onions, Stormwind special Edition, Gossip section
Yeah those birds are mean to be variations of Pepe. Who doesn’t love Pepe?
The idea that they just have this weird open relationship where Khadgar just doesn't care and Kalec is a k!nky ba$tard who likes magically powerful beings and also doesn't care is one of my favorite ideas.
And funny headcanon about them:
Kalec: I came here to f*ck hot people and k!ll primalists, and I'm all out of hot people.
Wrathion: Rude.
Kalec: You're 13, sit down.
Alex: You haven't slept with Khadgar. *Clearly vying for his affection*
Nozdormu: ARE YOU B L I N D?!
Alexstrasza: Khadgar isn't gay!
Thrall: Isn't he bi?
Chromie: No I think he's gay. Good on Kalec for managing to bag the only sane person here!
Turalyon: I'm sorry, it's suddenly news that Khadgar is gay?
Everyone other than Kalec, the Sons of Lothar, and Medivh: YES!
Kalec and Khadgar: *Left with Wrathion to fight Primalists immediately after Kalec's last quote*
do people ship kalecgos and khadgar? cuz like, they should
i googled it and looked through tags on here and everything and like— all that i found at all was 4 fics on ao3 and NOTHING else.
THAT IS CRIMINAL!
two cute magic nerds in love, nothing better than that! this ship should be so popular wtf
The Aspects but they're the Cinnamon Roll Meme
Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: Alexstrasza
Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: Nozdormu
Looks like could kill you, could kill you: Malygos, Neltharion
Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Ysera
Sinnamon Roll: Wrathion, Kalecgos. Especially Kalecgos.
Honorable mentions, Tarecgosa looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you, Korialstrasz looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, Ebyssian looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, and Sabellian is a little b1tch.
He's lying. He's a thirteen year old boy as of the start of Dragonflight.
Wrathion: I’m a responsible adult!
Anduin: *raises an eyebrow*
Wrathion: I’m an adult.
'Two in dragon years' no b!tch you're literally just two. No dragon years about it, you're a small child.
Even now, he's only 13 years old.
Stop sexualizing Wrathion.
,,,,,,,uhm,,, this big boy is constantly on my mind lately so
If you're asking who's going to hug Wrathion, the answer is:
Kalecgos
Ebyssian
Magni
Prolly Malygos if he were both alive and sane
Chromie (Forgiveness... can you imaaaaaagine, forgiveness)
Nozdormu would, just because he's glad there's finally someone there to do what Neltharion couldn't
Ysera, same as Nozdormu
I would!
Onyxia would evil mentor hug him
Khadgar would non-evil mentor hug him
Medivh would morally grey mentor hug him
Kairozdormu
Sariadormi would hug him because she gives wine aunt who gets slightly drunk and hugs anyone within 20 feet of her
Jorach Ravenholt would because he should just adopt Wrathion
Left and Right would hug him against his will while he pretends to hate it
Tess Greymane would hug him both because they are both somewhat adopted by Jorach and to spite her father
Flynn Fairwind would hug him for being so able to swindle people
Shaw hears that Wrathion is 13 and immediately goes to pity hug him because christ dude, the poor drake needs it.
Alexstrasza wouldn't because she's a b!tch who experimented on him and rap3d his mother.
Who's gonna hug him though.
He said he was 2 in dragon years, but he was also 2 in human years. I think he lied.
Dear Blizzard, please take Kalecgos out of Jaina's story.
No, I'm not saying SHE deserves better, I am a PROUD Jaina hater, I'm saying that you should REPLACE HER WITH KHADGAR IN KALEC'S STORY. This is bisexual Kalecgos and homosexual Khadgar erasure.
For spice, make it so neither of them has any idea that they're dating until someone (preferably Modera or maybe Rommath) points it out to them.
Modera does it in an attempt to be their mother. Rommath does it because 'These gay Kirin Tor archmagi are f*cking idiots and watching them be in denial is causing me physical pain. Literally.' (He actually does it because he's now kinda maybe allies with Kalec because of the whole Sunwell/Aveena thing)
Shaw: I'M BEGGING YOU, GO BACK TO PANDARIA UNTIL YOU DEVELOP TASTEBUDS.
Anduin: *Actually goes back to Pandaria, does not develop taste buds*
Shaw: *Revenge adopts Wrathion*
Greymane: What the fu-
Anduin about Wrathion: If he's dangerous and untrustworthy, why friend shaped???
Same, Kalec. Same.
Wrathion: If the multiverse theory is true, that means there's a universe where it isn't.
Chromie: The multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations
Wrathion: Except in the universe where it does.
Kalec: I'm having an aneurysm.
Warcraft Men and How Much I'd Trust Them With My Drink
Khadgar: 10/10. He would put a ward on it. He would be so good with holding people's drinks. He has a lot of experience from holding Medivh's drinks.
Anduin Lothar: 6/10. He won't p0ison me, but he might drink it, or if he's already drunk he'll drop it.
Llane Wrynn: 9/10. He's a very nice man and he won't p0ison me, but he's not very good at seeing when people aren't actually good people (Looking at you, Sargeras in Medivh)
Medivh: 7.5/10. I trust MEDIVH with my drink. I do not trust Sargeras with my drink. Also I feel the need to mention that Medivh is amazing and I love him.
Belo'vir Salonar: 8/10. He's a very nice man but he has a small tendency to a$$a$$inate people.
Rommath: 8/10. Same reasons as Belo'vir.
Gul'dan: -10/10. I will hand him a glass of champaign. I will get the bl00d of Mannoroth.
Illidan: 5/10. I leave for two minutes and he's drunk flirting with a completely uninterested Khadgar.
Anduin Wrynn: 3/10. He'll get k1dnapp3d while I'm gone.
Mathias Shaw: 0/10. He's gonna see the chance to 0ff me and take it. I love him tho.
Flynn Fairwind: 2/10. He'll drop it because he's wast3d.
Genn Greymane: 0/10. I get a bad vibe from him. I don't know why.
Wrathion: 7/10. I love the boy, but he's an idiot who makes terrible decisions. Still better than Sabellian for Aspect, though.
Nielas Aran: 10/10. One of the few people who actually cared about Medivh, and that's all I need to say.
Moroes: 10/10. See Nielas' answer.
Edwin Vancleef: 8/10. I don't work for the Kingdom of Stormwind so we're all good.
Durotan: 9/10. I just get chill vibes from him.
Thrall: 5.5/10. He's probably h1gh as ba||s.
Halduron Brightwing: 5/10. Manwh0r3.
Lor'themar Theron: 3/10. I don't like him. He should listen to Rommath more.
Baine Bl00dhoof: 7/10. He seems nice but is not particularly effective.
Orgrim Doomhammer: 1/10. No.
Velen: 10/10. Will see if someone is going to p0ison me and stop them.
Turalyon: 0/10. I get suuuuper sketchy vibes from him. I think he's in a cu|t.
Malygos: 7/10 pre-insanity, 4/10 mid-insanity, 0/10 post-insanity. I play a mage. He seems sweet before he goes crazy, and when he's crazy he's a giant spider.
Kalecgos: 9/10. Will find a powerful mage and sleep with them immediately, somehow managing to keep my drink in his hand the entire time. I like him.
Nozdormu: Yes/10. He will put it in a pocket dimension.
Murozond: See Nozdormu.
Magni Bronzebeard: 10/10. I f*cking love this guy.
Brann Bronzebeard: 8/10. Easily distracted by shiny objects.
This got way too long, so I'm gonna have to stop here.
I know it absolutely will not happen, but I would love it if Vyranoth (The ice Incarnate in World of Warcraft: Dragonflight) somehow finds out Malygos is dead (I headcanon that they used to be clutchmates) and just goes "HOW?!?! He was the one of you idiots I could tolerate!"
And Wrathion, being the nerd that he is, feels the need to do an in depth explanation of the events that led to Malygos' fall, and at the end, Vy is just like "SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS WAS ENTIRELY OUR FAULT?" and Wrathion is like "Yeah, pretty much. And Alex." and Vyranoth looks around at the nearby Aspects. Wrathion looks depressed. Kalecgos looks out of his depth. Nozdormu just looks tired. And the giant city (Stormwind) looks worse for wear. Even the nearby mortals don't look great, with Right and Left being incredibly on edge because their boss is a fucking idiot and Khadgar just wanting to go back to his magic wizard tower. And then there's the Blues. Who don't exist. There are so few of them.
So Vyranoth decides 'Well I guess I'm a dragon now' and goes over to the portal to Oribos, goes in, flies up to Pelagos (Who is also not doin' great, I'm 100% sure he's a blue dragon and a whole hell of a lot of dragons have been dying) and goes "I want to be a dragon and the titans are busy" and Pelagos goes 'Aight bet' and draconification ensues.
Idfk man I just want at least one of the Incarnates to get a redemption arc.