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The idea that they just have this weird open relationship where Khadgar just doesn't care and Kalec is a k!nky ba$tard who likes magically powerful beings and also doesn't care is one of my favorite ideas.

And funny headcanon about them:

Kalec: I came here to f*ck hot people and k!ll primalists, and I'm all out of hot people.

Wrathion: Rude.

Kalec: You're 13, sit down.

Alex: You haven't slept with Khadgar. *Clearly vying for his affection*

Nozdormu: ARE YOU B L I N D?!

Alexstrasza: Khadgar isn't gay!

Thrall: Isn't he bi?

Chromie: No I think he's gay. Good on Kalec for managing to bag the only sane person here!

Turalyon: I'm sorry, it's suddenly news that Khadgar is gay?

Everyone other than Kalec, the Sons of Lothar, and Medivh: YES!

Kalec and Khadgar: *Left with Wrathion to fight Primalists immediately after Kalec's last quote*

do people ship kalecgos and khadgar? cuz like, they should

i googled it and looked through tags on here and everything and like— all that i found at all was 4 fics on ao3 and NOTHING else.

THAT IS CRIMINAL!

two cute magic nerds in love, nothing better than that! this ship should be so popular wtf

Dear Blizzard, please take Kalecgos out of Jaina's story.

No, I'm not saying SHE deserves better, I am a PROUD Jaina hater, I'm saying that you should REPLACE HER WITH KHADGAR IN KALEC'S STORY. This is bisexual Kalecgos and homosexual Khadgar erasure.

For spice, make it so neither of them has any idea that they're dating until someone (preferably Modera or maybe Rommath) points it out to them.

Modera does it in an attempt to be their mother. Rommath does it because 'These gay Kirin Tor archmagi are f*cking idiots and watching them be in denial is causing me physical pain. Literally.' (He actually does it because he's now kinda maybe allies with Kalec because of the whole Sunwell/Aveena thing)

AND IF THEY WON'T, I WILL.

I mean, at least we have Pelagos (MY BOY! I LOVE YOU!) and Chromie!

If blizzard wasn't full of cowards they would have made kalecgos trans and that's that on that

If you don't, I will!

i'd rather not

The Aspects but they're the Cinnamon Roll Meme

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: Alexstrasza

Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: Nozdormu

Looks like could kill you, could kill you: Malygos, Neltharion

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Ysera

Sinnamon Roll: Wrathion, Kalecgos. Especially Kalecgos.

Honorable mentions, Tarecgosa looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you, Korialstrasz looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, Ebyssian looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, and Sabellian is a little b1tch.

Same, Kalec. Same.

Wrathion: If the multiverse theory is true, that means there's a universe where it isn't.

Chromie: The multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations

Wrathion: Except in the universe where it does.

Kalec: I'm having an aneurysm.

I just had the idea that Sindragosa in WOTLK doesn't know Malygos was insane. She had no idea that he literally could not come and save her.

Meaning that Sindra in Dragonflight, getting her information from Kalecgos, WOULD know that Malygos was insane instead of thinking he just didn't care about her.

Warcraft Men and How Much I'd Trust Them With My Drink

Khadgar: 10/10. He would put a ward on it. He would be so good with holding people's drinks. He has a lot of experience from holding Medivh's drinks.

Anduin Lothar: 6/10. He won't p0ison me, but he might drink it, or if he's already drunk he'll drop it.

Llane Wrynn: 9/10. He's a very nice man and he won't p0ison me, but he's not very good at seeing when people aren't actually good people (Looking at you, Sargeras in Medivh)

Medivh: 7.5/10. I trust MEDIVH with my drink. I do not trust Sargeras with my drink. Also I feel the need to mention that Medivh is amazing and I love him.

Belo'vir Salonar: 8/10. He's a very nice man but he has a small tendency to a$$a$$inate people.

Rommath: 8/10. Same reasons as Belo'vir.

Gul'dan: -10/10. I will hand him a glass of champaign. I will get the bl00d of Mannoroth.

Illidan: 5/10. I leave for two minutes and he's drunk flirting with a completely uninterested Khadgar.

Anduin Wrynn: 3/10. He'll get k1dnapp3d while I'm gone.

Mathias Shaw: 0/10. He's gonna see the chance to 0ff me and take it. I love him tho.

Flynn Fairwind: 2/10. He'll drop it because he's wast3d.

Genn Greymane: 0/10. I get a bad vibe from him. I don't know why.

Wrathion: 7/10. I love the boy, but he's an idiot who makes terrible decisions. Still better than Sabellian for Aspect, though.

Nielas Aran: 10/10. One of the few people who actually cared about Medivh, and that's all I need to say.

Moroes: 10/10. See Nielas' answer.

Edwin Vancleef: 8/10. I don't work for the Kingdom of Stormwind so we're all good.

Durotan: 9/10. I just get chill vibes from him.

Thrall: 5.5/10. He's probably h1gh as ba||s.

Halduron Brightwing: 5/10. Manwh0r3.

Lor'themar Theron: 3/10. I don't like him. He should listen to Rommath more.

Baine Bl00dhoof: 7/10. He seems nice but is not particularly effective.

Orgrim Doomhammer: 1/10. No.

Velen: 10/10. Will see if someone is going to p0ison me and stop them.

Turalyon: 0/10. I get suuuuper sketchy vibes from him. I think he's in a cu|t.

Malygos: 7/10 pre-insanity, 4/10 mid-insanity, 0/10 post-insanity. I play a mage. He seems sweet before he goes crazy, and when he's crazy he's a giant spider.

Kalecgos: 9/10. Will find a powerful mage and sleep with them immediately, somehow managing to keep my drink in his hand the entire time. I like him.

Nozdormu: Yes/10. He will put it in a pocket dimension.

Murozond: See Nozdormu.

Magni Bronzebeard: 10/10. I f*cking love this guy.

Brann Bronzebeard: 8/10. Easily distracted by shiny objects.

This got way too long, so I'm gonna have to stop here.

I know it absolutely will not happen, but I would love it if Vyranoth (The ice Incarnate in World of Warcraft: Dragonflight) somehow finds out Malygos is dead (I headcanon that they used to be clutchmates) and just goes "HOW?!?! He was the one of you idiots I could tolerate!"

And Wrathion, being the nerd that he is, feels the need to do an in depth explanation of the events that led to Malygos' fall, and at the end, Vy is just like "SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS WAS ENTIRELY OUR FAULT?" and Wrathion is like "Yeah, pretty much. And Alex." and Vyranoth looks around at the nearby Aspects. Wrathion looks depressed. Kalecgos looks out of his depth. Nozdormu just looks tired. And the giant city (Stormwind) looks worse for wear. Even the nearby mortals don't look great, with Right and Left being incredibly on edge because their boss is a fucking idiot and Khadgar just wanting to go back to his magic wizard tower. And then there's the Blues. Who don't exist. There are so few of them.

So Vyranoth decides 'Well I guess I'm a dragon now' and goes over to the portal to Oribos, goes in, flies up to Pelagos (Who is also not doin' great, I'm 100% sure he's a blue dragon and a whole hell of a lot of dragons have been dying) and goes "I want to be a dragon and the titans are busy" and Pelagos goes 'Aight bet' and draconification ensues.

Idfk man I just want at least one of the Incarnates to get a redemption arc.

Wrathion: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Kalecgos: You're like 15 years old

Wrathion: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

I'm stuck between interpreting Kalecgos as all knowing and all powerful Aspect, giant building-destroying lizard, awkward gangly lizard, and very small female ginger cat.

IDFK he just seems like a little ball of pure rage sometimes. Like, ya man found out that his ex created a woman who he then fell in love with and his response was to attempt to murder said ex, despite the fact that killing that ex would result in the wrath of that ex's current partner, who could set him on fire.

It's like how my tiny ginger kitty tries to fight our large black cat despite the fact that the black cat's human (not me, lmao, Grace only loves him) will get angry at her.

This makes Khadgar my high anxiety keeshond with no chill who is the real owner of the smol floofball EDIT: RIP Grace (large black cat), we miss you :(

Kalecgos and Khadgar listen to reddit creepypasta horror stories while writing their important archmage paperwork

'Can you kill god?' With the Dragons of Warcraft+Friends

Thinks they can kill God, can: Malygos, Nozdormu

Thinks they can kill God, can't: Alexstrasza, Sabellion, Nefarion, Neltharion, Arygos, Stellagosa (No hate to my queen)

Thinks they can't kill God, can: Kalecgos

Thinks they can't kill God, can't: Anduin,

Accidentally killed God in a Wendy's parking lot in 2018: Chromie, Wrathion

Will kill God if he doesn't shut up: Kleia

Is God: Pelagos

So fun fact, magical dragons (Long range casters of the Draconic species) don't technically need to eat or sleep. This is shown by Sintharia and Malygos, both of whom subsided off of arcane energy for centuries, if not eons.

This means that there is a non-zero chance that the soup that a bunch of walrus people forced him to eat is the first real food Kalecgos has had since, well, probably since he became an Aspect.

That's kinda sad.

Kalecgos' weird magic harness has two functions.

One, to hold the actually important and powerful enhancer on his chest. It makes him stronger and generally improves his already god-like abilities.

And two, to make him look slutty as fuck and it is succeeding

Alexstrasza: Personally, I like Sabellion more.

Kalecgos, Merithra, Khadgar, Medivh, Malygos, Sindragosa, Chromie, Nozdormu, Soridormi, Pelagos, Ebyssian, my 50 characters, Anduin Wrynn, Llane Wrynn (who has been watching Azeroth like a reality TV show since he died), Cindrethresh, Left and Right, the rest of the Blacktalon, the Mag'har Orcs, half of Azeroth: ...

Kalecgos and Wrathion are brothers and it's sweet. Sweet bois. No trauma in sight.

hewwo have an old kalecgos/wrathion from the start of dragonflight :)