If Mikhail Has Fucked Hanunue (A Werewolf) And Gallagher (A History Fictionologist) Is He A Monsterfucker?

If Mikhail has fucked Hanunue (A werewolf) and Gallagher (A History Fictionologist) is he a monsterfucker? Probably! PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME THE AUTISM BRAIN GOBLINS OF HYPERFIXATION ARE

If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

me (covered in mosquito bites): i put the itch in bitch.

If you want people to not judge you for wanting to fuck a fictional old man, threaten them with bald Il Dottore.

Maedhros:

`` Just trust me, you'll be fine.