One Time I Was In An Olive Garden Bathroom And My Packer Fell Out Of My Shorts And This Ten Year Old

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

“North Hampton State Beach”

Man I love being a “North Hampton State Beach”! Best gender there is!

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

Man being a fixationkin is weird.

I go from being like, “Yeah I’m Leonardo from the rise universe” to’ “Huh, nah I’m currently Sun Wukong from Osp’s videos”

Like, they are always there but damn is it still weird. And I mean weird in a silly/funny way. I enjoy being a fixationkin because my hyper fixations are constantly changing.

Even funnier is that I come back to those hyper fixations either days, weeks, months, or if it’s a rare one a year. Like I have such a long list of hyper fixations, that I genuinely forget about them half the time.

So I’m constantly changing between my fictionkins, my sirenkin, and my ockin. Constantly changing world. The only ones that stay are my fallen angel kin and my space kin.

What a funky vessel I get to be :)

My current list of fixationkins:

Leonardo from Rottmnt

Ink sans

Sun Wukong from OSP

Xiao from Lmk (oc)

Vinus/Ceinus (siren)

Cant wait for there to be even more :3

Vessel: fluidity of all

Cosmo: Fluidity of all plus just existing, space, and otherworldly entity

Enigma: an eldritch being losing its power, becomes a cryptic monster

Reed: ocean 👍

Xiao: Switched gender

Onyx: no clue

Ink: something

Leo: also switched gender

Wukong: fluidity of all

SC: The in between

🫡 I have lots of gender problems

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

i love alter/nonhuman tumblr simply because of the experiences shared and because you go oh yeah there's a canine talking about how much they love tearing into raw meat. there's a cat bathing in the sun. there's a deer talking about the forest they just visited. all of it feels so comfortable and it's so nice to finally find a community who understands