Have We Seriously Considered The Possibility That Mori Will Ask For Kunikida Instead Of Dazai/Yosano/anyone

Have we seriously considered the possibility that Mori will ask for Kunikida instead of Dazai/Yosano/anyone else?

He's the closest we have to the president if Fukuzawa's really gone and it would be an amazing move to make because frankly. No one else in the ADA is fit to be the president.

high school no powers au where akutagawa, in all his grumpy emo glory, says he has a boyfriend when someone asks him why he turns down all the ppl that confess to him but said boyfriend goes to another school

obviously no one believes him

but atsushi, does in fact go to a different school - working to catch up to his grade level after not getting a proper education at his orphanage - he's been planning on transferring to akutagawa's school, especially since kunikida-san and dazai-san go there too and have been so helpful helping him study and the such

he wonders if his ryuu knows his friends :)

anyway

he transfers in eventually and now everyone has to deal w/ the fact that akutagawa wasnt lying boom

atsushi starts taking some college classes and meets some friends and one turns out to be one of kunikidas former students

And when I say half the fandom only brings up Ango in order to bash any other friend dynamic Dazai has and very rarely consider him amongst Dazai's closest friends unless he is shoved in as the friend nobody likes in the buraiha trio or as Oda's love interest I mean it. Cause I rarely see takes about Ango and Dazai's very complex, tragic and interesting dynamic. Its almost always to bash someone and even then Ango is only presented as the detachable part of the buraiha trio.

the hc about dazai’s feverish english ramblings about american conspiracies is so funny except imagine kunikida is fluent in english (i bet he studied abroad or went to some boarding school) so dazai’s broken english ramblings are that much more funny and confusing 😭 okay sorry

oh you're absolutely right anon he would totally know english...kunikida is like what on earth is he saying do i really need to brush up on my english skills?? everyone asks kunikida to translate it and he's on track for an aneurysm trying to figure it out 😭

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time