More Of This Cursed Braces!dazai AU. He Needs To Re-evaluate All His Nicknames Now

more of this cursed braces!dazai AU. he needs to re-evaluate all his nicknames now

hi again 😁 i need all ur braces!dazai hcs or just scenarios, i love this au so much

WELL IM GLAD YOU ASKED

1.) a lot of people say chuuya should also have braces but i’ve summarized that chuuya would simply have perfect teeth from the get go and would not need braces. he wears glasses though, periodically

2.) for a long period of time dazai refused to give orders to his subordinates directly because it would have required him to open his mouth so he had chuuya do it for him. he had to pay a small fee for this though ( i.e for every favour chuuya did, dazai would have to smile for a picture. thats why chuuya has so many of them )

3.) present dazai will outright refuse to admit that his perfect smile was from braces. he says it was all genetic. if chuuya is in the vicinity of him saying this he will do everything in his power to silence him

here’s chuuya with nerdy little glasses. for your viewing pleasure

i dont know what the fuck hes going through but whatever it is im feeling it

I know the 'Dazai can control his heartbeat' is stupid and makes no sense (I don't care, it's fun and suits the character) but thank God I can't do it because I would instantly try to make my heart beat the the tune of the Macarena and instantly die of arrhythmia

If I ever crocheted dazai I would treat him the same way people treat their plushies

I'd even take it a step further and try my hardest to recreate this Kunikida Fantasy™ because it's actually so unhinged:

hm