Laws That Twisted Wonderland Characters Probably Broke.

Laws that Twisted Wonderland Characters probably broke.

Trey and Lilia

FDA violations, baking and selling without a permit

Azul, Leona, Jade, Floyd

Attempted Murder, Black- Mail, hiring a hitmanz illegal trading

Cater and Vil

Doxxing, Death Threats

Rook

Stalking, kidnapping, theft, trespassing on private property

Leona and Jade

Treason, Third- degree murder, Assault, trespassing on private property

Kalim

Owning exotic animals, tax evasion, owning an unlicensed vehicle

Idila

Identity Theft, Scaming, Credit Card Fraud, Hacking

These are just headcannons I was thinking while at work, you can leave input or suggestions in the comments.

Obviously I do not condone these crimes and do not support it. These are not to be taken seriously

I'm Sad.

This is kinda cringe but bare with me.

Like, imagine a yandere (I don't even know if this counts as a yandere) but having someone so stoic, not even hostile or violent.

Just a person who doesn't show any feelings but caring for you and being able to tell you that they love you, and always wants to be by your side.

So like, in a highschool AU of Genshin.

Would Xiao get called daddy's boy, as like, "oh look, there's Xiao with his new light up sketchers,, using daddy's money".

But daddy (Zhongli) always leaves his wallet at home.

Random headcannons I have about characters in Twistes Wonderland

Vil Schoenheit

Is an absolute slut for tacobell, or a fast food white people taco place. Listen, hear me out, as much he cares about dieting and fitness, some days he just craves fast food. Like that one scene in shrek 2 were Fairy Godmother gets mad and asked the driver to pull over and ruins her diet. He probably stress eats in secret, maybe on the bathroom floor and cries.

Idia Shroud

Scams other students ( and Crowley) saying that he has their account/social security/phone hostage and the only way to get it back is to send money or give more account information so he could steal the account and sell it back to them.

Leona Kingscholar

The WORST picky eater ever. I could see him as a child refusing to eat anything that wasn't a fucking steak or burger. Like, he and his family would sit at the table and the family would start arguing about Leona not eating his dinner. Mom (because lioness are like head of the househusband) telling him that he isn't getting up untill he finishes his plate, the dad trying to defuse the situation while Falena is like "look! I finished my plate mom! Le Le you should eat it!" . This motherfucker still refuse to eat anything that's just green, but he can eat more things that aren't just meat, so there is small improvement.

Malleus Draciona

He really thought everyone came out of eggs for the longest time. Also I feel like due to him being absent from most social gathering he doesn't have the best social skills, so he will randomly state something that has nothing to due with the conversation. Also I think if he is ever introduced to a DS he would stay in chatrooms thinking and hoping for someone to join. (Very old device so no public chatrooms).

Idk these were things I have on the top of my head, send me stuff to think about.

Realization.

You know, as a kid everything was way more colorful than it is now. It's like seeing through a different lens, but you remove those lens when you realize how shitty everything is.

I had speech therapy alot growing up, at first I couldn't pronounce my 'R's, 'S's.

Astronaut was the hardest word for me to pronounce.

When I 'graduated' from speech therapy I was happy, this ment I wouldn't miss any of my classes, I missed math alot in elementary.

I think my lens were removed when I was placed in Special Education. After being held back from math so long it was hard for me to understand and make progress without getting frustrated or crying because it didn't make sense to me. I think what upset me more was people treating me like i was stupid.

Then I realized how shitty people were.

I finally got this motherfucker.