lemonmaid - God, Strike me now.
God, Strike me now.

I guess I'm a omegaverse writter now request and asks are open! 21 year old burnt out. they/them

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Laws That Twisted Wonderland Characters Probably Broke.

Laws that Twisted Wonderland Characters probably broke.

Trey and Lilia

FDA violations, baking and selling without a permit

Azul, Leona, Jade, Floyd

Attempted Murder, Black- Mail, hiring a hitmanz illegal trading

Cater and Vil

Doxxing, Death Threats

Rook

Stalking, kidnapping, theft, trespassing on private property

Leona and Jade

Treason, Third- degree murder, Assault, trespassing on private property

Kalim

Owning exotic animals, tax evasion, owning an unlicensed vehicle

Idila

Identity Theft, Scaming, Credit Card Fraud, Hacking

These are just headcannons I was thinking while at work, you can leave input or suggestions in the comments.

Obviously I do not condone these crimes and do not support it. These are not to be taken seriously

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More Posts from Lemonmaid

2 years ago

I'm Sad.

This is kinda cringe but bare with me.

Like, imagine a yandere (I don't even know if this counts as a yandere) but having someone so stoic, not even hostile or violent.

Just a person who doesn't show any feelings but caring for you and being able to tell you that they love you, and always wants to be by your side.


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2 years ago

Realization.

You know, as a kid everything was way more colorful than it is now. It's like seeing through a different lens, but you remove those lens when you realize how shitty everything is.

I had speech therapy alot growing up, at first I couldn't pronounce my 'R's, 'S's.

Astronaut was the hardest word for me to pronounce.

When I 'graduated' from speech therapy I was happy, this ment I wouldn't miss any of my classes, I missed math alot in elementary.

I think my lens were removed when I was placed in Special Education. After being held back from math so long it was hard for me to understand and make progress without getting frustrated or crying because it didn't make sense to me. I think what upset me more was people treating me like i was stupid.

Then I realized how shitty people were.


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2 years ago

Just to cleat things up

Just clarifying this for the AO3 folks that aren't familiar with Chinese fandom, but Tiffany G misrepresented the reason for the AO3 ban in China. It was NOT because of "pedophilic content" like she claimed. AO3 was banned in late February 2020 after the fans of a Chinese idol named Xiao Zhan mass reported the site to the authorities. His fans found an RPF fic depicting him as a transgender sex worker, were pissed off by this, and then decided to take action by drawing the attention of the censors. His fans made detailed tutorials on how to report that AO3 fic to the government on grounds of pornography and pedophilic content and mobilized other fans to report it en masse. They were sucessful and the entire site was permanently banned. They also reported RPF content featuring Xiao Zhan on other Chinese sites like Lofter and Bilibili, and the result was even more stringent censorship for these already heavily censored platforms.

The reason their reports were honoured was not because the content they reported had any actual "pedophilic content" (The RPF fic did not have pedophilia), but because sexual intimacy 'below the neck' is banned in Chinese platforms, and LGBTQ content regardless of rating has been the target of increasingly strict state censorship for years. It was never about pedophilia like Tiffany G claims it is. I think a lot of people (including myself) think that censoring truly morally reprehensible content is a good thing, but from my experience with state censorship it always starts out that way, with things that we generally agree is abhorrent but then it never stops there. As of now, sexually intimate scenes are no longer allowed to be portrayed in stories, especially in LGBTQ centered stories, even though it was possible just a few years ago.

EDIT: Clarifying because I phrased the above line wrong and people on the comments think this means I'm pro censorship. What I meant was that there are people who may think that censoring morally reprehensible content like pedophilia is a good thing and I WAS one of them, but because of my experience with state censorship, I've come to realize that it doesn't stop there and will eventually spread to other "formerly acceptable" content and people should realize that fiction is not reality when deeming whether content is moral or not. My english is really not that good yet 😂 Thanks for helping me compose this @ravijahn

AO3 was able to exist as a gray area in Chinese internet for so long because of its niche existence. In the uncertain world within the 'Great Firewall', things like this can usually survive longer as long as it stays in its little niche corner, that's why minding your own business and being meticulous about tagging your content is such an important concept in Chinese fandom. It was generally agreed upon that no matter how bad things get in fandom disagreements, reporting content should never even be an option, because drawing mainstream attention is a surefire way to kill a free creative space within the firewall. Xiao Zhan's fans disrespected that and ruined everything for everyone, and since then rules like "No Xiao Zhan fans allowed" are common to see within Chinese online spaces.

This issue has made its way to weibo and plenty Chinese fans are pissed at that Tiffany person. Just look up 'Tiffany G' on weibo and read what people are saying. Although I have seen some genuinly hurtful and racist takes about Tiffany on international social media, I would also like to say that reducing the criticism against her as nothing more than 'white people being racist' isn't fair either because Chinese fans are just as worried and angry about this. I hope people can fight for this without unfairly misrepresenting Chinese fans, who were the biggest victims of the AO3 ban in China. It was the last bastion of creative freedom and uncensored LGBTQ content within the firewall and to have it taken away really brought so much pain to a lot of people. Tiffany G's views do NOT represent Chinese fans, and even though some people are painting her as possible representation for non-white fans on the OTW board, the reality is that her views are the exact opposite of what Chinese fans want.

Here's an excellent twitter post that explains this much better than I can. Please give it a read and share!

Thanks for reading and I apologize for the clumsy english 😂

2 years ago
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2 years ago

It's so hard to write conversations, like setting the mood I can do, but conversations between two people? I can't. Maybe it's because I never really socialize growing up and when I did it was too awkward (for me).

I wish there was a way to learn how to write conversations, like a formula.


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