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Ball Pit Hell 「Drummer」
Hi, I wanted to request a scenario for the dorm leaders separately where him and S/o are dating. Grim comes running to find him and tell him Crowley was sending S/o back to their world. So the dorm leader goes running into Crowley's office and plead S/o to stay in twisted wonderland, telling them how much they love them and admitting they want to get married when they graduate. S/o agrees to stay, but explains that Crowley only gave the option to go back and Grim just assumed they were leaving.
Dorm Leaders + MC's Chance To Leave
So I have to be honest, this was a little challenging for me since I didn't want to repeat the same scenario, so some scenarios turned out a little more angsty than the others, so please be warned of that
Besides that, I had a lot of fun on the reactions of the Dorm Leaders! Please enjoy! Cut for length
"Hoi! Dorm Leader!!"
A furry cat ran up to the Dorm Leader, in full panic as his swishing tail flickered anxiously.
"Listen here!" Grim pawed at the student's feet, the mention of your name catching his attention. "YN's leaving! You have to go and stop her! I overheard her in Crowley's office!"
"…What?"
Malleus Draconia
He summoned as much magic as he could, transporting him to the principal's door and blasting the door open
"YN…!"
He was truly scared, and his fear translated through his own magic as the whole school felt the earthquakes
The draconic fae hugged you tight, his much larger frame engulfing you completely. "YN, please don't go… I don't know what I'd do without you so please…"
"Wait-"
"No, please let me finish," He said, his finger silencing you. "YN, I love you. I love you my dear, more than you'd possibly know. I want to do so much with you. I want to marry you once I was done with school, and I was hoping to take you to the Valley of Thorns!..."
"My Queen, please consider staying with me."
Despite his desperate grip, you patted his head, giggling at the confession.
"Tsunotarou… I'm not going anywhere."
Crowley coughed, "M-My my… What a passionate proclamation of love…"
Malleus was utterly confused, but all he understood was that you weren't leaving him
You explained the whole situation, although you had to tease your precious fae for overreacting
"Tsunotarou~ Should I prepare my wedding dress now?"
The Prince of the Faes has never blushed harder…
Riddle Rosehearts
He hoped he wasn't too late, as he raced down the halls, abandoning every rule he himself established in the dorms
"YN! You're not allowed to leave me!"
His face reddened with rage and despair, anticipating for the worse as he fell to the ground
He felt the familiar touch of you, as you held his cheek
He reached out to you, confessing his worries
"YN, if you really leave me... I don't think I can handle it anymore. You mean so much to me... If you're leaving me, at least know that I love you to the point I want to have a wedding right after graduation!-"
"R-Riddle... you really want to marry me?" You shied away, hiding your face in your hands
"Of course!" He protested. "You're the only one I'd be on my knees for, so please... don't leave."
You couldn't help but let out a laugh at such a serious moment like this. "Riddle... I never planned to. I turned down Crowley's offer. I'm staying here... with you. So don't cry, Riddle."
He felt like an utter idiot for believing Grim
"O-Of course! I'm... Thank you for staying with me, YN."
Kalim Al-Asim
He dropped everything he was doing, racing to the principal's door
Jamil was the unfortunate soul who had to clean up after him
Kalim didn't want to miss you, he just had so much so say to you
When he burst in the room, Crowley protested the sudden interruption
He was quickly silenced by Kalim throwing a pillow at him
"YN! My beautiful Zahra!" He proclaimed, getting on one knee. "My Zahra, will you marry me?"
"W-What?"
"If you marry me this instance, you'd consider not going back!" He cried, the tears soaking his shirt. "YN, I don't… Don't go… What am I supposed to do?"
You wiped away your lover's tears, kissing them away
"Kalim, I never planned to. I'm staying here with you, my sweet prince, even if I can go back," You said, brushing the ends of his hair
"R-Really?"
You nodded, your cheeks warming at the thought of Kalim's sudden proposal. "Y-Yeah… Did you mean to marry me though?"
"YN, I'd propose to you over and over again if that's what you want."
Azul Ashengrotto
Azul snapped, crushing the contract he was preparing for some student that harassed you the other day
He was in denial at first, but he wasn't about to take any chances
If he had to keep you here by a contract, he'd do so
"Crowley! What is the meaning of this?!"
He protectively pulled you into his arms, stating his purpose. "YN, you are not going back," He turned to you. "You don't know if it works! It could be a scam! You're safer with me-"
"Azul, you're-"
"YN," He faced you, bringing his gloved hand under you chin. "Don't underestimate my love for you. If Crowley… If he didn't step in, I'd propose to you by graduation and I'd bring you the Sea to meet my parents and-"
"Azul, my adorable octopus. I didn't agree to go back," You said, setting your boyfriend straight. "I'm not going anytime soon, not away from you that is."
Most would've expected him to be in tears when hearing you were leaving, but Azul was a sobbing mess hearing that you stayed
"R-Really? YN… Thank you, thank you my Angelfish for staying with me…" He sobbed into your shirt, swaying into the hug
"You shouldn't underestimate my love for you either, my future husband."
Idia Shroud
Idia almost broke the game controller in his hands, his jaw agape at Grim
"Extra… You shouldn't be telling me lies…"
Idia, of course had to set out on a quest to reverse the fate of this story!...
He rushed to the den of the wicked, and there the trickster principal was tempting you to go back!
"YN! Don't fall for his schemes!" He cried, his hair of flames burning brighter than before. "I… I won't let you go back home!"
Ortho, at his side, dutifully restrained the crow from retorting anything as Idia tried to convince you to not leave
"YN… Just say anything and I'll give it to you. Just don't go!!" He said. "Is it because you thought I was hiding something from you? If it's that, I'm willing to show you!"
He rustled a paper out of his jacket, unfurling it to reveal a design of a ring…
"Here!" He presented, at this point quite desperate to keep you here. "I-It's the ring I plan to propose you with! It was supposed to be after my graduation, where you could be next to me all the time…"
You cupped the face of your frantic boyfriend, hushing him
"Idia, sweetie, I agreed to stay even before you came," You explained, telling him that you never planned to leave as well how you appreciated his notion of marriage
Idia pulled you into a tight hug, happy that you never gave up on him
"YN, I'll try to make you as happy as I can!"
Leona Kingscholar
To everyone's surprise, Leona's first instinct wasn't a fit of rage. Instead, the second prince went into a burst of tears with hits frustration
"YN… There's no way she would…"
He had to prove himself wrong. He had to
Otherwise he'd might just break then and there
"YN! Where are you?..."
He almost worried if he were too late
He couldn't explain the bloom of relief that swelled in his chest as he saw you still in this world
He grabbed you by the shoulders, unexpected words spilling from his lips
"YN, did I mean nothing to you? Was I nothing when you showed me love?!" He cried out, his tears flowing freely. "Was… Was I even worth it? Was I?"
He sunk to his knees, as he gave up all hope for you to stay
"I wanted to make you mine… I wanted to marry you and live with just the two of us…" He sobbed, his claws digging into his own skin
"Was I that easy to forget?"
He didn't expect the warmth of your hug comforting him. "No Leona," You said, shedding a few tears yourself. "I could never forget you, which is why I chose to stay. I'm never leaving you, not even for my old life."
"YN… you really scared me, y'know?"
Vil Schoenheit
Vil wanted to crush that cat under his heels for bringing such dreadful news to him
He made his way to the principal's room, voicing his very annoyance the moment he barged in
"Principal! How dare you manipulate my sweet potato!"
He cuddled you in his arms, lulling sweet words into your ears in hopes of driving whatever rubbish you had to hear from Crowley
"My sweet potato, I… Please consider staying with me," He said, his hands ghosting over yours. "I… Just let me give everything to you if that's what you want! You can do anything, I just want you…"
You were about to say something, but Vil thought it was a retort of protest
"I had been planning everything for the moment I propose after graduation! I can't let that bird ruin that!" He cried, trying to hear a word of approval from you. "My… My beloved. Please stay with me."
You nodded, bestowing a kiss on your lover
"Vil, I'm flattered," You admitted. "But I was already planning to stay. I could never consider letting you go."
Vil couldn't stop himself from lifting you up and twirling you around. "Oh, my beloved! You're staying with me!" He repeated over and over again, enjoying the giggles that came from your lips
He set you down, realising your furry companion lied to him
"YN, I really want to crush that furball that tails you…"
"Vil!"
Actually, sweetie, Yana-san has previously mentioned that she has used her former character templates to draw the base for certain characters in Twisted wonderland.
Hence giving rise to the memes and jokes on how idia Is a mix of Grell and Violet's design.
Overall, You are absolutely right. I am also aware of the similarities you have highlighted between the characters.
Mind cogs are turning
Jade is like the combination of 2/3 of Sebastian and 1/3 of Beel.
artist: https://twitter.com/miko_no_mori/status/1286290923865821184
artist: https://twitter.com/pikobo__bo/status/1300441060385071111?s=20
now I shall take my leave
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Twisted Wonderland
Heartslabyul
{Falling into the rabbit’s hole….}
Savanaclaw
{Hiding in the elephant graveyard…}
Octavinelle
{Paying for a potion…}
Scarabia
{Rubbing the lamp…}
Pomefiore
{Eating an odd apple…}
Ignihyde
{Finding the entrance to Tartarus…}
Diasomnia
{Reaching for the spinning wheel…}
Obey Me!
Obey Me! Shall We Date?
{Completing tasks…}
Obey Me! Nightbringer
{Checking Whereabouts…}
Something something end of book 4
So…… Scenario Idea about Kalim running away…. But with a twist.
So basically, sometime after Jamil overbolt, more overbolts, constant reminders that maybe he needs to do better, and Constant underestimation from his fellow dorm heads, Kalim realized that he needs a break from everything.
And what’s a better break than going to another country, see how people who aren’t rich live, and not telling anyone. Of course he would need a place to stay…. And what better person to ask for a place to stay is Ace!
Why Ace? Because he’s one of the only people who others won’t ask where he is. In fact, he’ll just gaslight people into believing that he doesn’t know where Kalim is.
So when Kalim ask Ace if he knows a place where he can stay in the Rose Kingdom, Ace helps him cause he knows that this would lead to chaos and that’s what he lives for. So Ace Tells Kalim he can actually stay with his Family! And you know what? ACE GOES WITH KAILM!
Cause not only would he be showing Kalim how non rich people live, but he also gets to skip school. So next thing you know, Ace and Kalim get permission to have the next few weeks off, they make their way to Ace hometown, and not tell anyone!
…….This however leads to chaos
(Fell free to respond to this post so we can continue the story)
Twst quotes #02
Yuu: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Azul: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Azul: Would you like me to tutor you?
Idia: That was smooth.
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Yuu: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Vil: What’s up your ass this morning!
Malleus: *walks in* ...Hey.
Vil: Hmm… nevermind.
Yuu: WAIT NO!
-
Yuu: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Jamil: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Yuu: Yes.
Jamil: I'd sleep.
-
Yuu: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Eliza: I just wanna fucking marry Idia!!
-
*playing twister*
Azul: Right hand red.
Kalim: *ends up on top of Jamil*
Jamil: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Yuu: We stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Twst quotes #03
Kalim: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Deuce: Good morning.
Epel: Good morning.
Jack: Good morning.
Crewel: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Ace: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Grim: Thanks for not telling Yuu what happened.
Trey, Dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Jamil: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Epel: What?
Jamil: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Yuu: You three explain right now!
Ace: It was Grim.
Deuce: It was Grim.
Epel: It was Grim.
Grim:
Grim: … Fuck.
Twst incorrect quotes#07
Ace: Alright Deuce, Epel. Let's go over this one more time.
Ace: If something breaks?
Deuce: We try to fix it before Yuu gets home.
Ace: If it doesn't work?
Epel: We blame Grim.
Grim: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
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Vargus: Why are you like this??
Yuu: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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Kalim: I'm cold.
Jamil: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Ace: I'm cold.
Yuu: I can't control the fuckin' weather, Ace.
-
Riddle: How was your day, Ace?
Ace: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
Riddle: Oh? And what does that mean?
Ace: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.
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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*
Vil: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Lilia: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
Jamil: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*
Epel: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
Floyd: *is the reason they're crying*
Yuu: *enjoys in silence*
Twst incorrect quotes #08
Epel: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Deuce: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Kalim: I can't believe you've done this.....
Yuu: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Kalim, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON!
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*First years talking about past crushes*
Deuce: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Ace: What the hell do you do?
Deuce: I die? What kinda question…
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Yuu: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.
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Cater: °sapnu puaS
Azul: What??
Lilia: What language is that.
Cater: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Cater was removed from the group chat*
The cause of Jamil's sleep issues.
Yes I can
This is the tiktok I got this from
Dad: Leona
Mom: Vil
Oldest Kid: Azul
Middle Kid: Riddle
Youngest Kid: Kalim
Laws that Twisted Wonderland Characters probably broke.
Trey and Lilia
FDA violations, baking and selling without a permit
Azul, Leona, Jade, Floyd
Attempted Murder, Black- Mail, hiring a hitmanz illegal trading
Cater and Vil
Doxxing, Death Threats
Rook
Stalking, kidnapping, theft, trespassing on private property
Leona and Jade
Treason, Third- degree murder, Assault, trespassing on private property
Kalim
Owning exotic animals, tax evasion, owning an unlicensed vehicle
Idila
Identity Theft, Scaming, Credit Card Fraud, Hacking
These are just headcannons I was thinking while at work, you can leave input or suggestions in the comments.
Obviously I do not condone these crimes and do not support it. These are not to be taken seriously
Board/Card games that are probably banned from the dorms.
Heartslabyul:
Scrabble
Riddle would make the game where you have to use the old dictionary, you can't use slang. Which causes alot of arguments.
"What do you mean I can use the world milf?"
"IT IS NOT A REAL WORD!"
"Oh? It's suddenly not a word then? But I'm not allowed to say it around your mom? Tell me what is a real word because the word you just put down, what was it? 'Punctual'? That doesn't sound like a real word. I've never seen it".
Savanaclaw:
Life, UNO, Bullshit, Sorry!, Poker
Life because it makes everyone who plays it miserable, everyone knows why UNO isn't allowed but bullshit because Leona can't stand it. Everyone has a great poker face and no one can stand the arguments.
"Ruggie, did you just say three fours? "
"Yes"
"But you played two fours last round?"
"Maybe"
...
...
"Bullshit"
Ruggie did infact played three fours, so leona ended up with the whole deck and lost. He has banned the game.
Octavinelle:
Monopoly, Poker, Blackjack
Fun fact it was Azul who banned this game himself, he hated losing.
"Floyd you can not buy that property"
"Why?"
"Well because"
"I have 500 dollars, the lot is 500. I can buy it"
"YOU ALREADY HAVE HALF OF THE BOARD"
"It's just a game"
Scarabia:
Mancala, DND, Clue
DND is banned because is stresses Jamil out too much, he is the only one keeping track of everyone's character sheets, and the campaign.
"WAIT I WANT TO ADD SOMETHING ABOUT MY CHARACTER IN THE BACKSTORY!"
"Kalim... this is the fifth time we've stopped the game for you to change your character sheet..."
"Well, I just forgot to write something down?"
"Are you cheating?"
"No?"
"Kalim are you trying to change your characteristics so you can beat the next coming boss? Because it doesn't work like that. Also don't say "what boss" I saw you yesterday peaking at the campaign sheet".
Pomefiore:
Clue, Go, Mahjong
Clue is banned because Rook insisted one night to have everyone acted it out. Kinda like hosting your own Murder Mystery.
The game had to be stopped so many times because "someone wasn't acting the right way" ans there was confusion between everyone, it ended in an argument between everyone and everyone claiming that there was someone cheating.
"Epel your southern accent is ruining the theme of the game"
"I don't think my accent is the problem here, why is Rook speaking in complete French? How are we supposed to be understanding the game if the host is only speaking French?"
"Well maybe if you took the French lessons I told you to take, we wouldn't be in this mess"
Ignihyde:
Cards Agaisnt Humanity, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yu-Gi-Oh! Is banned because Idia will try to say everytime he is close to losing that the opponent card is invalid some how or agaisnt the rules because "he didn't summon it right".
"You just cheated,"
"Um how"
"Ortho do a play back play"
"He cheated! He put a card in a deck while no one else was looking! Also his cards are fake"
Diasomnia
Risk, War, Scrabble, Poker, Crazy Eights, Monopoly.
Most of these games are bammed because the group played them for y e a r s also Sebek purposely loses to let Malleus win.
Like, Malleus and Lilia played Monopoly for six years straight.
"Father, can we please just end the game? I don't want to keep seeing Sebeck purposely loses territory to Malleus"
"Sebek, is this true? Do you not have faith that I will win?"
"NO SIR THAT ISNT IT, AM JUST TERRIBLE AT RISK"
"Oh that's for sure, you only have three men left. If anything I am wining ~fufu".
Ramshackle:
Chutes and Ladders, Candy Land, UNO
Grim can't count and cheats in every game they have.
"Grim, we just saw you drop cards onto the ground"
"WHAT? I wouldn't never cheat henchmen!"
Video games I think the Dorm Leadera play religiously.
Riddle Rosehearts: Candy Crush
"Bro how are you already on level 679?"
"I've been plating this game since it was release. It's a stress relief"
"I think you should go to therapy instead"
Leona Kingscholar: Clash Royal or God of War (franchise).
I feel like he only plays these when he is truly bored and not tired.
"So If you actually don't like video games. Why do you have all the consoles to play this franchise?"
"Leave me be, I'm trying to concentrate"
"I'm just saying if you can afford this. You can afford to pay me for spying on Malleus".
Azul Ashengrotto: Animal Crossing or Project Sekai
This dude HATES Tom Nook, like he has a fully furnished town.
"This town is so aestheticly pleasing"
"I know, I've worked hard earning my fair share of bells. The only thing that stands in my way is that damn squirrel"
"I'm pretty sure he is a raccoon"
Kalim Al - Asim:(downloads any game he gets an Ad for).
"Um Kalim, I found the reason why you have no storage"
"Oh those are all my games!"
"Yeah, I see that but like, some of these games came out in ####. They aren't even on the appstore no more"
"Don't delete any, I still play those"
Vil Schoenheit: Cult of the Lamb or Sky
"Ooo Vil, I didn't take for you to play these type of games"
"I only play these to connect with fans, my manager says it builds good reputation. This and my Vtubing gig"
"Wait. you're a vtuber?"
Idia Shroud: literally has played every game that has been uploaded onto the internet.
"So like what game have you've not played?"
"Ugh, I hate those dress up games. They are for babies"
"But you've downloaded Dress Up Nikki? And pre-bought tickets to the upcoming moive?"
"Just because I hate something doesn't mean I don't enjoy the lore"
"WHAT LORE?"
Malleus Draconia: Sims
When this man gets introduced to better technology, he will be in his room playing Sims (every franchise but we all have distaste for sims 4 without the mods).
"Yuu look at our little family!"
"Oh Horten, that's adorable... why do you have 1000+ hours?! That's about 5 weeks?! How?!"
"...Fae have no use of the concept of time"
"MALLEUS!"
Authors Note:
Sorry if this looks rushed or poorly written, I had this in drafts for a long time and decided today to finish writing it. I hope yall enjoyed it though.
Fast food jobs I think Dorm Leaders have worked.
I'm at work so I thought of this while making food, but send in request!
Riddle Rosehearts : Dairy Queen and Trey's family Bakery.
I feel like after his overbolt he wanted to explore and experience things he couldn't before. So he got a job to try things out.
"Riddle how was Dairy Queen?"
"It was alright for a first job, I hated making blizzards though".
"Yeah when Riddle came to work at the bakery, his muscle memory was the worst".
"How so?".
"Let's say when he was making milkshakes for customers he was flip them upside-down".
Leona Kingscholar : Waffle House
During his teenage angst years he was badmouthinh servants and food workers, so his mom has enough and decided to get him a job so he will understand how hard it is being a worker.
"Leona?"
"..."
"You know that stigma around waffle house? The fights? Let's just say he ran a fight club!".
"WHAT"
"Ruggie cut the shit, I didn't start them, but I did finish them".
Azul Ashengrotto : Family Restaurant
Since it is said his family owns their own restaurant, I can imagine him as a child coming from school and doing his homework in the corner of the restaurant and when he got older (old enough not to break child labor laws ) he worked as a host/server or dishwasher.
"How do you feel about tipping Azul?"
"Well my family pays our workers above minimum wage in the Atlantic, so tipping isn't necessarily but it is seen as a complement".
"PSST Yuu/Name, people tip there more because there's rumors that their family works with the mafia"
"Floyd, stop."
Kalim Al-Asim : Sonic
He saw an ad where the employees got to Rollerblade to cars to being food. He begged for weeks just to have a job. His family complied but he was only allowed to do it for a week with Jamil's help.
"Yeah! It was super fun!! But I wasn't allowed to rollarskate, they said 'we don't do that anymore'. So Jamil took me to Roller-Rink after work!"
"He would pout everytime we passed it on the way home...."
Vil Schoenheit : Starbucks
A video circled around of a blond Karen who looked kinda like Vil (maybe or maybe not it was him, PR teams worked hard) bitching about her Chai latte not being hot. So Vil decided to work at Starbucks for two weeks just to bring up his reputation and "be humbled".
"Did you enjoy it?"
"Kinda, it was a nice experience but so many people came in asking just for autographs to the point where the manager had to put a sign up saying if you bought 20 dollars worth of food or drinks they get a free autograph".
"So we're you the karen?"
"... listen we all have our bad days, but now I get free Starbucks for life. Now what do you want to drink?".
Idia Shroud : McDonald's
Remember when BTS meal was available at McDonald's and workers got shirts are started selling them for hundreds of dollars? I feel like Idia would do the same thing for like a game collaboration or a popular idol group. Literally only applies for the merch.
"Did you enjoy working there?"
"No. The social interaction was awful, people are so fucking rude. I'm sorry that I misheard you when you said you want a fucking mcnugget".
"Damn, salty much?"
"You know how many rude customers got spit in their food? Alot. That's why I will never eat there again" *shivers*
"Welp atleast you got this cool shirt".
Malleus Draconia : None.
I'm sorry but I can not see this man working a day in his life unless he was told to do the dishes as a punishment, but even then he didn't finish doing them because Lilia felt bad
"Child of Man, I don't understand why you have to leave to work".
"Some of us aren't from old money or have a whole ass castle decaded to their "hoard"".
"I don't like your attitude".
I'm liking having a mental breakdown and stuffing my fatass with popeyes anyways here is...
Chick Flicks that I think the Dorm Leaders have a guilty pleasure for.
Do to that this a different world everything that is popular reference is going to be different! I don't think TWST world has guns or bombs?? So Legally Blonds JFK reference could refer to a King in Port o' Bliss (since Sam is from there, which is a reference to New Orleans). Heather's reference to the Vietnam War could be an overbolt war between kingdoms (obviously for the very very wrong reasons) and JD could've overbolted and Veronica had to kill him.
And I think TWST do have its own fairytale, Enchanted is one of them like "omg what if magic doesn't exists and someone from our world goes there!"
Riddle Rosehearts : Legally Blonde
I feel like he was forced to 'catch up' on pop culture, Cater showed him ( this world's equivalent movie). Out of all the movies he was shown, he liked this one the most.
"So what what's you're favorite part?"
"I loved the fact she proved to everyone that she wasn't a bimbo. Like, seriously? Fashion merchandising is a business school, she wasn't taken seriously because of her greek fraternity? I'm sorry that pink is "too girly" to be taken seriously".
Leona Kingscholar : Heather's
He only watched it because he crashed moive night at Ramshackle. He actually stayed awake for the musical.
"I didn't take you for someone who liked musicals"
"I don't but this moive was enjoyable. You're not supposed to cheer for the cast but to see their flaws which I understand wanting to fit in"
"So you wanna see the live performance?"
"This is on Broadway?".
Azul Ashengrotto : Mean Girls
Azul wanted more guest to come into the lounge so he opened a moive night, Mean Girls was a popular request so popular it is played every Wednesday.
"You know what Azul, you remind me of the mean girls group"
"How so?"
"Well, you're not a fashion statement but you, Jada, and Floyd are kinda of the "It" group. As in "don't fuck with us".
Kalim Al-Asim : Enchanted
Kalim has forced everyone who befriends him to watch this movie, he is obsessed with this type of romance, the very naive and the smitten serious type.
"Oh Yuu! My favorite scene is obviously the dancing in the city!"
"Aww that's so cute Kalim!"
"Yeah! I love this moive! My parents funded the company to make a second one!"
"Oh... Kalim that's .. precious"
Vil Schoenheit : Crazy Rich Asains
This is definitely Vil's favorite moive, like, we've both cried to it. Because for real best romance movie in decades.
"Vil why are you crying?"
"Shut up, you're crying too! I wished I had someone who didn't care about my appearance or my background. I wish I had someone who stood by my side untill the curtain fell"
"STOPPPP YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY MORE".
Idia Shroud : A Slient Voice
I couldn't think of a live-action Idia would genuinely liked, but this counts. Anyways, we had to show him this movie.
"Idia STOP CRYING ON ME!"
"but he... and she....AHHH"
"You know this is rumored to be based off a true story but the guy actually died"
"ahhHHHHHH"
Malleus Draconia : Twilight
You wanted to try and binge watch this entire franchise with the gang one night for a goof, you happened to see Malleus outside and invited him to watch with the gang. To say he was very very interested in this series was a understatement.
"Child of man, explain to me this. Why is she choose the guy who wants nothing to do with her but stalks her?"
"Malleus, I couldn't tell you but don't be an obsessive dick who tries to have an off and on relationship. That's toxic".
"I think I see, but can you explain why the grown man imprints on a literal baby?"
"I cannot tell you".
Dorm Leaders x male!Draculaura!Yuu
I’m making this because no one else will and because I’m chronically obsessed with both fandoms
🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹
I feel like there would be a rule against pink skin or something😭
Yes this is twisted wonderland where people are used to others with unnatural features but PINK SKIN??
I think it would be very off putting to him at first but he eventually accepts it
He enjoys your quite outgoing and cheery nature, he deserves to let loose once in a while and you’re his first option for just that
Both of your old victorian-esque styles would clash very nicely
He would often invite you to tea parties which you’d enthusiastically accept, and maybe dress in a nice pink dress which would always put a small blush on his face
He’d introduce you to the hedgehogs and they would probably be fond of you (especially the pink one)
Enjoys having someone who’s about his height or shorter. It’s a welcome change for him
Always has an umbrella handy for any sun exposure you may run into
Trey also enjoys having you around so that’s like a bonus for Riddle
Very accommodating towards your vegetarian diet
Overall very happy that you happened upon twisted wonderland, he couldn’t imagine his life without you
🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁
Can someone say SIZE DIFFERENCE
Your hella short compared to him
He can’t lie and say he’s not a fan
Y’all probably met while you were admiring the pink roses in the botanical garden and came across him napping
You didn’t wanna wake him up so you just stepped over him
He noticed you right away (probably because you’re like walking cotton candy) and was somewhat interested in you
As in curious as to what your deal was, I doubt he falls in love that fast
He sneaks glances at you every once in a while throughout the day
Was ACTUALLY introduced when he saw you hanging out with Jack
He was very drawn to your energetic personality which was the complete opposite of his and you vice-versa
Everyone wonders how in the world Leona got a cute, peppy, stylish bf (who everyone thinks may be a vampire but they don’t have much proof for that)
He’s probably aware that you’re capable of taking care of yourself when need be, but is still generally very protective because of your somewhat naive tendencies
After all this is a school for villains people aren’t the nicest here
Always kisses your heart shaped birthmark
Wouldn’t be as diligent with bringing an umbrella to block sun exposure but will still do what he can to make sure you avoid it
He’ll even block the sun with his own body if he has to
Forgets you’re vegetarian very often
Is willing to try to be a little more active if you encourage him to
After all he does really wanna impress you
Very happy he met you, you make his life a lot cheerier even if he refuses to admit it
🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙
Probably met because Floyd likes to bother you a lot
Not everyday you get a pink skin non-human from another dimension ya know?
Like many others your sunny disposition is very welcome to him
He was always made fun of as a kid so having someone who not only accepts his *freaky* flaws but encourages him to embrace them makes his heart melt
Enjoys having someone shorter than him since the tweels are basically towers compared to him
He has a pretty good sense of fashion as do you so I imagine he would purchase a lot of very nice (and pink) clothing/accessories for you
You would probably be willing to help around the lounge which is much appreciated from him
You would likely scold him if he tried to make a deal too serious (like taking someone’s bodily control)
You’re still very impressed by his UM though
Your excitement for things never fails to get him flustered
He would go to the ends of the earth to make you happy
🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳
It’s like looking in a mirror
Not in terms of physical features ofc but in terms of personality
Y’all are like two peas in a pod
Jamil has never wanted to disappear more/hj
He loves having someone who’s just as cheery and down to party as he is
You’re definitely an enabler
But not in a bad way
Jamil is the one to keep you both in check if you guys try to do something stupid
But you keep Kalim distracted to for that Jamil is thankful
Always takes you on magic carpet rides because he loves to see the way your eyes shine seeing this wHoLe NeW wOrLd
Will spoil you with extravagant gifts and clothing
His siblings probably love you
Also one to kiss your heart shaped birthmark
If you’re someone who’s not used to compliments get ready because this man will SHOWER YOU with love
Loves to carry you around bridal style
Idk why I just feel like he would
You both are incredibly obsessed with each other and he wouldn’t have it any other way
🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚
He would try to hide his interest in you but that doesn’t go over well for him
YOU’RE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE
HOW???
Probably thinks your skin color is like body makeup or something at first
Pretty shocked when he finds out it isn’t
He tries not to be disappointed that you’re put into ramshackle instead of his dorm
Not necessarily in a romantic way he just feels you’d fit in there so much better
Would get to know you through Rook constantly spying on you
He didn’t ask him to, but it is a bonus
Would always dress you up in stunning pink ensembles
Think Haunt Couture or Limited Edition Draculaura
Would show you off to his fans (with your consent ofc)
He would love if you modeled with him
Is very understanding of your vegetarian diet and always gets you vegan snacks
Will always have a beautiful pink umbrella handy for potential sun exposure
It’s very important to him that you keep yourself safe
He’s more than happy to let you pick out his outfits
He could never be more happy that he met you
👾Idia Shroud👾
He would be scared of you
Not because you’re a scary person, but because you’re just so nice
He simply does not understand
He would try to avoid you like the plague but he doesn’t get very far since you and Ortho get along so well
You also like hanging out in Ignihyde a lot because of the dark lighting
You approach him first with mountains of compliments about his hair and overall looks
His face goes the shade of your pink skin
You tell him your interest in his video games since I don’t imagine you’ve played a whole lot of those so he asks if you would like him to teach you
Your enthusiasm is unexpected and leaves him blushing profusely
He grows to really like your outgoing and kind nature even if it’s the exact opposite of him
You encourage him to go meet others a lot which he’s opposed to at first but its gotten him a lot more friends which he doesn’t hate
Always lends you his hoodies
You convince him to let you dress him up and he likes the style you’ve given him much more than he expected
You paint each other’s nails
Is the only person he lets mess with his hair
He also likes that you and Ortho are such good friends, it makes him happy that two of his favorite people get along
He would dox someone for you💙
🐉Malleus Draconia🐉
You being a 1600 year old vampire you can definitely relate to the feeling of being lonely for so long
Which is why you always go out of your way to attempt befriending him
You’re more than happy to talk to him at lengths about his love of gargoyles which is what made him fall for you in the first place
That and your lack of cowardice in speaking with him
He always asks you to dress him up since he knows you like doing it so much
He likes the color change
Also someone who is a fan of the size difference
It makes it feel more like he has someone to protect
And protect he will
Always shields you from sunlight by standing the direction the sun is pointing from
He is indeed tall enough to block it out
Gifts you with beautiful pink gemstones he finds
You try to explain to him current technology which he appreciates even if he doesn’t understand it
You would probably decorate his horns with different chains and jewels
He refuses to take them out
You invite him to any and every event if he wasn’t already
He would destroy every realm if it put a smile on your face
TWST Dorms Leaders X Male!EAHRaven!Yuu Head-canons
Sorry for lack of Leona and Azul. I really wanted to add them I just had writer’s block and wanted to get this out before I forgot. I’ll probably add them in a separate post another time
🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹
In my opinion there’s nothing about you that would stick out to him immediately
Looks wise, you actually fit right in for the school of villains
It would be your kindness that he is drawn to
That and #mommyissues
You are both very damaged individuals who lack control in your lives due to mothers that cared more about your legacy than they did your happiness
But where Riddle craves control, you function generally well without it unless it has great affect on you
Your kind and selfless personality gives him hope he can eventually heal from the childhood he never got to have
He very much appreciates your patience and softness with him, especially in his times of need
You are very used to dealing with extreme personalities
I mean your best friend is the mad hatter’s kid and you attended the same school as the child of THE queen of hearts
Safe to day you know the ropes
When Riddle hears you’ve met the queen of hearts he’ll go FERAL
He’ll hide it of course but will ask tons of questions about her
You will likely discuss over a cup of tea
He gives Nevermore her own chair and teacup
Nevermore and the dormouse are unexpected besties
When you show him your wonderland fit he’d almost cry out of joy
This also makes him that much more upset you’re not in his dorm
You tell him you remind him of a friend of yours, Lizzie Hearts
He doesn’t know who that is but he’s happy he reminds you of someone close to you
🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳
Met in pop music club
You start talking about each of your individual music tastes and show each other some songs
This encourages him to throw a party dedicated to said songs
He reminds you of Briar bless his heart
Because of his sort of happy go lucky nature you often find yourself being naturally protective of him or just ensuring he doesn’t die doing something dumb
Jamil is incredibly thankful for you
He’ll always compliment your style since it’s kind of the complete opposite of his
You offer to do some darker makeup on him
He can barely sit still with excitement
Refuses to take it off the whole day
He’ll find and give you gothic themed jewelry
You love having someone here who doesn’t care about your power or looks, just your personality
You take him on rides with Nevermore
He feeds Nevermore any of his leftovers so she likes him a lot
You two plus the rest of the pop music club started a band
This band got A LOT of attention
People are always gushing over you and Kalim’s relationship
🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚
He wants to meet your mom so bad
You are the only person he would praise so hard
Not even because of your mom, simply because of your strength and looking fabulous while doing it
You will do each other’s makeup all the time
Only person he trusts with picking out his clothes
You often teach him magic spells or powerful potions
He’s never simped more
He sympathizes with the history you have with your mother
That doesn’t stop him from praising her accomplishments but he keeps it strictly objective
You two bond over having a Snow White themed annoyance in your life
If music is something you want tu pursue in your life he’ll pull any strings he needs to make it happen
He likes Nevermore but more from a distance
She’s undeniably magnificent but he can’t let his clothes get wrinkled
If you tell him that you fought and defeated the Evil Queen
He just might bow at your feet/hj
No but seriously marry him
That’s so attractive
He doesn’t care that he’s in a dorm meant for honoring her you are the epitome of the Evil Queen’s image
But in a nice way
He’s aware you don’t plan on being unnecessarily evil
He’s so in love help him
👾Idia Shroud👾
Idia would remind you of Dexter
Shy but with a heart of gold
Well you assume he has a heart of gold
It’s kinda hard to get to know someone when they keep running from you
But after Idia has done enough running, it gives you the chance to finally strike up a normal conversation
They start off with music since you are quite the fan but slowly go into online forums and video games
Idia thinks you’re hella cool after this
Idia anxiously invites you to play a couple games with him sometime
It’s an enthusiastic yes from on your end
After teaching you the basics you get the hang pretty quickly and start dominating any game you two play
Idia feels you’re finally prepared for the big guns
Meaning shooter games and voice chat with depraved men who live in their momma’s basement😔✊/hj
Idia and you wipe the floor with your opponents
This is when Idia REALLY starts to notice his feelings for you
He will constantly gift you better and better tech to listen to or stream your music
Having a bf who can lift things with their mind is a huge W too
And speaking of magic he is absolutely FLOORED by your power
There are a lot more restrictions to power in his world but if your good enough to handle it, it’s almost like a free for all at EAH
ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE ABLE TO DEFEAT ONE OF THE GREAT SEVEN
AND YOU HAVE A PET DRAGON
He will bow at your feet and always mumble about how OP you are much to your confusion
You still love him tho :D
Compliment him on his hair or gaming skills, he’ll blush like crazy if it’s coming from you
🐉Malleus Draconia🐉
Relates HEAVILY on what it feels like to be feared due to your ancestors or even just your looks
When you hear all the talk about him being “evil” n such that just makes you all the more determined to actually get to know him
One day you take up Lilia’s offer on approaching their table
You spend lunch with them for the day (Adeuce is horrified and Sebek is staring daggers)
Malleus is both intrigued by your world and boldness
You take any chance you can to sit next to him in classes and he gladly does the same
You introduce him to your music tastes
He doesn’t understand it but he’s trying
In exchange he info dumps about gargoyles to you
He’s ecstatic to have someone that will enthusiastically listen and ask questions
You will often dress him up in styles similar to what you would wear back at EAH
He will dress you up in traditional Briar Valley clothing
Is someone else who is heavily impressed by your magic
Like I said you would probably be one of the most powerful in Twisted Wonderland because of the freedom you have with your abilities
This kind of makes you two the scariest power couple at NRC
If you tell him you defeated one of the great seven he’ll just stare at you like 😀
Nevermore loves him and he spoils her with what he can
He will not hesitate to make you his king of the Valley of Thorns