(SHITPOST) Update On The Sergeant:

(SHITPOST) update on the sergeant:

uhm. he may or may not have... had a slight altercation in defence of some of the shadows-

"They can gladly have their experience driving the vehicles, what do you mean 'no'? Permission to speak freely, Commander- they wouldn't know if they never tried. No- no, no I crashed it. Don't look at them. I crashed it. I crashed it. Okay- alright they were behind the wheel but I caused them to crash- don't punish them it's my fault... WELL IF THEY'RE A BAD DRIVER THEN YOU'VE GOTTA TEACH THEM HOW TO BE GOOD-"

-despite the fact that he's not even an officer. normally he isn't this defensive. then again, teammates are teammates. must've hit a nerve. or decimated one to cause this reaction. behaviour is excused for now.

"Sorry, sorry. My bad, Commander. My bad. I'm sorry for showing the others how to do basic life skills-"

if anybody needs him, he's cooling off.

okay i might've accidentally smudged moth's reference page and made this as a result. the calmest rage render ive done in my life. original photo coming beloww-

the trick is to not tell graves that you're taking some out for a joyride. if this sounds ooc as all hell it's absolutely because it's nearly 5am where i live and i typed this on a whim.

lads please don't eat half your body weight in palabok when the eggs suspiciously don't taste eggy anyways good morning/afternoon/evening/night that is today's post

I WISH MY LAPTOP MADE NOISE i wish it sounded like a bus engine i wish it sounded like a plane taking off i wish it sounded like a hurricane i just wish it would

it's radio silent when i'm running it and it invokes the wrath of hell and all those who have succumbed to the heat death of past universes to overheat it until it crashes in the five minute lifespans it has between powering it on it is like a mirage of functionality as whenever i open something of mild interest it oh-so-silently shifts the screen back to black as though it is dying its next thousandth death only to be revived in the next fifteen seconds by the press of an enter button i do not fear your time constraint i need this revision

one must imagine sisyphus happy

give me five minutes to figure out my old discord login aaaa

joined and instantly forgot what name i go by aaaaa

gonna lurk on discord B)

this site will be the reason my language skills get a 5% boost this isn't even funny anymore nym.

no tuve tiempo de practicarlo- mis primos saben español- ni mis padres ni mis primos patriarcales saben español. comprendo más español que TAGALOG- NO LOS HABLO-

además de mis primos matriarcales- a ellos se dice "no hablamos español con tus primas" AAAAAA QUIERO ESCUCHAR- ESTOY ESCUCHANDO-

...and my actual mother tongue? hindi ko alam. wala akong alam. i'm using google translate, prayers, vague phrases i've retained and my one fluent friend and offering sinanglaw to whatever higher power there is.

haha. imagine i had an oc who could comprehend either- AAAAAAAAAAAA