When Your

When your

Grandfather dies so you visit his family but fall in love with your grandfather's ex. His mother suddenly gets captured by zombies and you have to get her back. Your team consists of: your grandfathers hot ex, an emo, Germanys next top model, hulk, a fucking balloon, winnie pooh, poison Ivy, Christoph columbus and a bitchy little barbie

You think their mother got turned into a bird so you search for another bird to help your mom. Sadly most birds were captured by zombies so you have to go to London.

(Poison Ivy and barbie stay in a zoo because barbie got sick)

Luckily you find a bird there that lives in elsas Castle. But the zombies find you and kill elsa so the castle melts and the zombies capture you and your friends.

BUT rubble saves you and hot-grandpas-girlfriend and you can run away. You realize that you can make friends with slenderman and now you are besties.

Then you meet a hangman and instantly trust him because he is all shady, has rats all ove his body doesn't show his face and has a boat.

The hangman brings you, hot-grandpas-gf and rubble to a shithole. U r happy about that because you think your friends and the birds are kept there. Your bestie slenderman follows you btw but accidentally kills himself with a bridge.

Molly: I raised seven perfectly functional children.

Ginny: You have seven children we don't know about?

Adam: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?

Joe, looking at Adam: Yeah...but do you know what's more beautiful?

Joe and Adam in unison: *sigh* Cherry

Horace: *Does anything*

Me:

Olive: Hey, Bronwyn?

Bronwyn: Yeah?

Olive: What's an orgasm?

Bronwyn: *Chokes on water*

Horace: Isn't that when you fold paper into little birds?

Enoch: That's oregano, bitch.

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