Five: You Know Klaus, One Of The Many Many Things That Baffles Me About You, Is That You Remain Unmurdered

Five: You know Klaus, one of the many many things that baffles me about you, is that you remain unmurdered

Klaus: Funny story actually

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

After being in huge fandoms like genshin impact or stranger things i'm again falling into the mphfpc fandom because it's so small and comfy, I don't wanna leave again <3

You ever think about how old people have no idea what “survivor bias” is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!” Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?

“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!” What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?

“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!” Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.” You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.

 You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.

I THOUGHT YA'LL WERE JOKING OMG😭😭

there’s mpreg in mphfpc?? Is this a joke?? I’ve read all the books and idk what you’re talking about- ???

No 😭 in the fourth book (A Map of Days) on page 7 it’s mentioned (sadly), I’ll put the page here:

As said above: “spontaneous pregnancy?” “It’s only happened once, that we know of. The subject was male.”

So yeah, mpreg is canon in mphfpc lore.

Crying rn

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something