ARGYLE

ARGYLE

❝ You got me stressed out and it's not even my girlfriend..”𑁦｡.

INTJ tho ... true

Unexpected Aspects of the Types

ENFP: They actually crave schedules and structure like nobodies business, if and only if it revolves around their passions. 

INFP: The “manic pixie dream girl” stigma is so wrong. 90% of them are more along the lines of “embittered memelords” with a splash of off-beat and sensible fashion. 

INTP: They’re actually excellent in social situations that they throw themselves into. Your odd aggressiveness and shouting is amusing and weirdly charismatic. 

ENTP: You’ll have to murder them a thousand times before they’ll admit that they actually DO crave harmony and peace more than chaos; Debate and verbal jousting (and memes) is just their way of getting there. 

ENFJ: The worst time management skills. Worse than all of the P’s put together, bar none. You got stars in your eyes and not a single “no” in your throats and it often leaves you ragged busybodies from over committing yourselves. 

INFJ: Despite their ‘mysterious and secretive nature’ stigma, if you engage them in a deep conversation about their passions, 9 times out of 10 they will splay their soul to you even though you met 5 minutes ago at a college party.

ISFJ: They’re known for being the kindly, grandmotherly type that just wants the best for their friends, but the flip side is they’re all basic bitches that secretly crave being a tool. They’re usually just too nice to go Full Douche™, praise the Lord. 

ESFJ: Despite being known as the social butterfly, the Fe and Si combination sometimes makes for an extremely judgmental, polarizing, and single-minded personality, and can seem like the most socially inept/oblivious person in the room. 

ESTJ: Weirdly enough, more often than not, they’re one of the most socially graceful and self-aware people in the room. That, or they’re utterly cringeworthy. Not really any in between. Just don’t get them started on politics (I’m begging you). 

ISTJ: Despite the ‘emotionless Traditionalist™ robot’ stigma, although they can’t offer consistent emotional output, all of the ones I’ve met are some of the most emotionally stable, mature, and available people I’ve ever met. 

ENTJ: Your responsible, efficient, and commanding CEO of a friend is actually the biggest procrastinator in the game, bar none. It’s hidden under a few hundred layers of self-confidence, but they need the stress of the last minute to feel anything in this world. 

INTJ: Massive internal war between fearless, emotionless sociopathy, and caring so deeply for a select few people that they’d give up every ambition to follow them to the ends of the earth without a single plan. TL;DR, their black and icy hearts are secretly hearts of gold and they absolutely abhor that about themselves. 

ESFP: Your favorite quick-talking, loud-mouthed, social explosion with all the friends is probably pretty lonely on the inside. Almost every ESFP I’ve met has huge commitment issues (big and pretty accurate stereotype), but few people realize it usually comes from self-knowledge of their sporadic nature, and they keep people at an emotional distance as a result, so they don’t end up getting hurt. Advice: letting people in and trying to make it work is infinitely better than loneliness in a crowd. 

ISFP: The EXTJ’s WISH they could be as soul-crushingly terrifying as your favorite superwholockian, equestrian painter friend when somebody’s crossed their family or friends. 

ESTP: The “sex, drugs, drinking, and more sex” cliche with ESTP’s is so dumb because literally every ESTP I know doesn’t care about alcohol or sex more than any other person I’ve met, but they ARE infinitely more obsessed with ultimate frisbee and bridge jumping. 

ISTP: The calm, rational, logical side of Ti is thrown completely out of the driver’s side window when they’re behind the wheel, because these hoes have the worst road rage I’ve ever seen, without exception.

What can a female character do without being criticised mercilessly? [insp]

eating him

eating him

On a basis of least to most slutty, please rate the incarnations of The Master?

I’m gonna do it on a /10 basis because I’m lazy

Delgado!Master: 7/10

I have to dock off a few points because his episodes were in the seventies, so we couldn’t really get an idea of his Maximum Slut Potential, but you KNOW he would’ve fucked Queen Galleia if that episode was in today’s age. Also calling everyone ‘my dear’ and flirting with your enemies is very slutty. Also the whole “You will obey me” thing. Sir, we get it. You’re a Dom. We know. We get the hint. You don’t have to hypnotize me to get me to submit I’ll do it willingly-

Crispy!Master: 1/10

Listen, this man needed love and cuddles. I think if you tried to fuck him, he’d crumble like a granola bar. Please do not fuck this crunchy man. One point though because cloaks are always sexy.

Ainley!Master: 9/10

I mean he’s literally a Daddy what He’s covered head to toe in velvet. That immediately gives him like... at least 7 slut points. Docking a point because he had multiple opportunities to make out with Five and didn’t, and therefore he gets no rights.

Roberts!Master: 4/10

Listen, I know some of you (looks directly at Mod T) think Eric Roberts is hot. You’re valid. But I am NOT giving him the chance to be slutty when he’s got that fucking GOOP spewing out of him. Absolutely not. Four points though because he makes out with Grace at one point (even though he was possessing her. Still counts).

Jacobi!Master: 2/10

This man was too busy with the Time War to slut around. Are you kidding? He has no time for shenanigans when he’s dealing with all of these incompetent idiots. Two points though because Yana was a sweetheart and I wanted to sit in his lap and do science.

Simm!Master: 11/10

A r e   y o u   k i d d i n g ?   This man straight up made out with a woman three times on screen, implied that he wanted a threesome at one point, wore a dog collar, and got strapped to a BDSM chair (before then turning around and strapping his “enemy” to it). Maximum slut energy. Also I just really want him to [REDACTED]

Missy/Gomez!Master: 9/10

Got to make out with The Doctor twice, so bonus points there, but also wore a corset. Despite the inherent sluttiness of a corset, it would take at least 15 minutes to actually get her out of her entire get up. My horniness doesn’t have that long of a shelf life. I’m too lazy for that. But also Michelle Gomez should step on me so 9/10

Dhawan!Master: 9999/10

This man made The Doctor kneel in front of an entire crowd and call him “Master”. If ANY incarnation of him deserves the crown of Most Slutty, it’s Dhawan!Master. Also, the choking. He both chokes other people and gets really into it when the Cyber-bitch in the finale chokes him. Also probably would’ve fucked the Cyberium if given the chance. Absolute slut. I love him.

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