Kotlc Characters As Roblox Convos I've Had:

kotlc characters as roblox convos i've had:

kenric:

sophie to king dimitar:

sophie to keefe (in lodestar/nightfall):

elves anytime they see a car:

stina when sophie just shows up to her house out of

nowhere with an unconscious keefe:

dex to sophie:

silveny:

fintan:

dex when the neverseen went melder crazy after they got kidnapped:

this is my favourite meme atm and tbh it's probably not even that funny but it's absolutely funny to me so have a lot of the same meme

okay but can we talk about how sophie just casually airdropped knowledge into fitz's head like at this point she's canonically an iphone 11

this book brought me severe emotional anguish

jillian reads kotlc (part 5): lodestar

“fitz just gave her a cock-gate ring” (me: please stop calling it that”)

“how come every time i open these books i become a comedian” (me: idk cause i just turn into an emotional and antisocial wreck”)

“i think it’s weird and sus how jolie is always in prentices mind like i think i just stumbled upon a conspiracy theory”

“was prentice jolies sugar daddy?”

“spoiler alert: prentice is a pedophile”

“fitz needs to calm his britches. i can't deal with another piss baby cry fest at the moment.”

“linh radiates major edaline energy”

“if shannon trys to give cassius a character arc i will chop her head off and send it to sweden”

“no one: keefe: i'm in love with you jk jk unless”

“fitz needs to expand his vocabulary so far his favorite words are ‘it'll be okay’ and ‘cognate’”

“*psychotically laughing* if sophie mentions hIS eyes one more time there WILL be consequences”

“mr forkle analyzing sokeefe is like me analyzing classic literature at 3am”

“this is 676 pages of shannon torturing keefe”

“the ‘L’ word was used way too many times in this sentence for me to be comfortable” (fun fact: i don’t let her say the word “legacy” because we don’t talk about the events that happened in the last book❤️)

"okay but imagine if sophie is forced to or accidentally release her powers on keefe and he gets hurt and AHHH imagine how horrible that would be" (me: well that doesnt happen)

300 pages later

"you LIED to me. yOU LIED TO ME."

in conclusion: i forgot everything that happened in lodestar

FINAL REVIEW:

6.9/10- 2 points off for killing one of my favs (forkle), 1 point for bringing back amy (she doesn’t like amy), 1/10th of a point for keefe being a dumbass the entire book.

so i was looking through vinyls at a record shop and i see a record label with this name...

coincidence? i think not.

sophie when someone says she shouldn't do something that's incredibly irresponsible and illegal