- Johnny Knoxville

ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ - Johnny Knoxville

“𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞.” - 𝐍𝐨 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭

pairing(s) | Johnny Knoxville x fem!reader

summary | just headcanons on meeting/getting asked out by Knoxville

warnings | cussing, maybe suggestive content? I think that’s about it!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! MASTERLIST!

• I think it was definitely one of those “She fell first, he fell harder” situations

• I want to say you guys met through a mutual friend or maybe you worked on the Jackass Crew

• for now I’m gonna say you worked on the crew

• Naturally you knew who he was, and naturally you were attracted to him (who wouldn’t be)

• It took a chance meeting for him to really notice you tho

• let’s say you got dragged into a stunt, or you were helping him after he got hurt. It was most likely something like that

• after that initial meeting Pj was just like “yep, she’s the one.” and made it his personal mission to get you to himself

• It took the rest of the cast noticing his little crush and bugging him about it for him to actually act on it though

“she’s totally hot man, if you don’t ask her out I will” - steve-o probably

“I can see your boner from here Knoxville” - bam probably

“Little lover boy has a crushhh. Want me to talk to her for you?” - Dunn maybe

• all of the dickhead behavior from his friends finally convinced him to ask you. Now I see this going one of two ways.

1. Him always finding an excuse to come to your office/work station so he can bug you, then eventually work up the courage

2. the cast/crew are at a bar after shooting one day and he’s a little buzzed. He finally grows a pair and comes up to you.

• either way! You’re like “Oh! yes!”

THEN YOU LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

kidding.

• yall went on a cute little date somewhere and he was pleasantly surprising!

• he dropped the whole jackass persona and the sweet southern boy came out

• he was laying the nicknames on thickkkk. His shit definitely had you squirming.

• Baby, Babydoll, Sweetheart, Dollface, Pretty Girl. Those are definitely his favorites! (they’re your favorites too…)

• walked you to your front door after the date, AND snuck a little kiss in. He was kinda flustered so after the kiss he was like “I had fun doll, see you at work!” and scurried off to his car LMAO

•. You were FREAKING OUTTT. like “holy fuck holy fuck he kissed me” but quickly collected yourself and shouted bye back to him

• definitely the kind of asshole to do the whole jump and shout after you got inside. Do yall know what I’m talking about 😭 like the whole “woo hoo!” and celebration dance cause the date went well LMAOOO

• ofc you’re watching from your window, it wasn’t embarrassing though because it’s him, it was more endearing than anything.

OKOK THATS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW IM SORRY! SEND REQUESTS 😚

𝘪 🩷 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘒𝘯𝘰𝘹𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦

my aesthetic + pj

That’s bbg right there

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐔𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 - 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐎

“𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗱” - 𝗥𝗶𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮

pairing(s) | Steve-o x reader

summary | headcanons on traveling with Steve for wildboyz!

warnings | sexual themes, cussing, violence, idk normal jackass shit

based on THIS request!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! MASTERLIST!

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• it would be so much fun omg 😭

• lord knows him and pontius are dumb AS HELL

• I can imagine it taking some convincing for you to go, promising he will let you relax and be on his best behavior! (liessss…)

• I can see the car rides being simultaneously the best and worst part

• stopping to eat

• stopping to get snacks

• Steve and Chris stinking up the car

• The boys snoring loud ASFFF

• Steve got you and him slushies and made some dumb joke about making out

“My slushie is red, yours is blue, let’s make our mouths purple 😏” - Steve probably

“Baby please shut up” - you most likely

• Pontius swearing up and down that you only came to “steal his man”

• I can imagine you behind the camera when they’re filming laughing YOUR ASS OFFFF

• being grossed out by the stupid shit they do, and forcing them to clean themselves because you can’t handle the smell

• Steve coming at you with a big ass snake or a spider

“STEVIE I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS” with pontius laughing in the background

• when you do actually get the chance to relax you get to do a little sight seeing, take some pictures, etc etc

• Steve being clingy ASF the whole time.

• literally begging for a quickie everytime yall are alone

• overall a very fun and eventful experience

• 10/10 would recommend (only fun if you’re patient, if you’re not a patient person, stay home babe 🙏it’s for the best)

IM SORRY THIS WAS KINDA SHORT!! I couldn’t think of a lot of stuff 😔 hope you still enjoy! Love you all 😚

@lexaknoxville

HELLOOOO ITS BEA!! 🤗🤗 your new account is so cute and i love your theme 😫 you literally ate with that im not kidding. Anywaysssss lex girl you know how i love the marauders, and i know you do too! Could you write a cute little cuddly fic about one of them? Idc which one, u know what i like LMAOOOOOO

LOVE YOU BAEBAE ☺️

YESSSS BEA I LOVE YOUUUUU AND OFC!!!

ILL GET ON IT BAE

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄! - masterlist

MARAUDERS ERA!

Remus Lupin!

Fics!

• One Word From You

- summary | Remus and y/n finally get some time to themselves to relax after the full moon, though the peace is short lasted.

Drabbles!

Headcanons!

James Potter!

- nothing yet!

Sirius Black!

- nothing yet!

Peter Pettigrew!

- nothing yet!

Regulus Black!

-nothing yet!

Lily Evans!

- nothing yet!

Marlene McKinnon!

- nothing yet!

GOLDEN TRIO ERA!

TOM RIDDLE ERA!