THIS MASTERPIECE MUST BE SEEN

THIS MASTERPIECE MUST BE SEEN

Never ending cycle

I feel like all couples should paint something together as a form of connection and when they break up they must stab the canvas and if they get back together they must tape it back together. Each time it will get harder and harder to keep together and will put into perspective how their relationship has been. It would also help people who are blinded by concept of love to snap themselves out of their need to feel loved and see may not be healthy. This painting should then be displayed on their wedding day as a symbol of their connection.

INTERNAL SCREAMS OF JOY

Jelly bean

I just realized that my favorite drinks are light fruity iced drinks and I am a extremely pale queer who loves the cold......

So funny moment from dnd today:

The party gets off a ship into the land of the forgotten and approaches a man with a clipboard who is keeping track of those entering the island

We introduce ourselves to the man and he marks 5 of our names with red x’s

The man: “this is the land of the forgotten where people go to be forgotten and where criminals are sent to be gotten rid of. Some of you should be more careful as people will want you gone either for a bounty, your past, or your race”

The man points at the human sorcerer(idk why), goliath cleric (cult leader and runaway slave), high elf warlock (stole an ancient artifact and follower of the aforementioned cult), the tiefling artificer [me] (teifling typically have a bad rep and, from what I’ve heard, it’s even worse in this campaign), and I forgot the 5th person

We proceed to get jumped by bounty hunters, a gun is to the goliaths head and a knife is to our eladrin fighters throat

Everyone panics

…understandably so

People are yelling trying to talk the bounty hunters out of killing people, people are debating running, nothing is getting done

Like 5 minutes into this chaos I ask to make a perception check which causes a cutscene that literally just fixes everything as a level 20 npc (a mentor character) points a shot gun at the bounty hunters and tells them they messed with the wrong people (he is a comrade of the eladrin fighter and both are war heroes)

This was the dms plan

We panicked for nothing

This. This is the epitimy of tumblr

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME