Happy (fake) Death Day Boi

Happy (fake) death day boi

Tim finds a wierd bird and nurses it back to health. He has no idea what this bird was but it was gray and orange and refused to eat anything other than fresh fruit.

The internet was no help and he couldn't find anything that suggested it even existed. A few days later Damian tried to adopt the bird and it basically gave him the cold shoulder. Tim swears the bird understands human speech and teaches it to answer yes or no questions by hoping up and down for yes and side to side for no.

This bird just would not leave him alone. It accompanied him on patrol as Red Robin and Tim had to hide it in his pocket at work. Thankfully, it was small. RR winds up getting hurt and this little ball of feathers loses its freaking mind. It attacks Tim's opponent with fire from its wings and now the entire batfam thinks this is some sort of baby phoenix.

The fletchling in question is just wondering why there's no other pokemon in this city and what was that swirly green place with all the purple doors? And who's that white haired kid who keeps trying to sneakily capture it to "take it home"? Doesn't he know that I have a trainer now? This is my home >:[

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No Longer In Service

Okay

Okay

hear me out

Ghost King Danny Summoning!

The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc

EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.

They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.

SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares… Only…

Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle…

Everything is dead silent. No one moves…

Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.

The noise?

It was the no longer in service beep.

“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone’s or mass genocide anything… Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of “will cause the end of your world”. I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up…. So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something… Goodbye!”

The world went silent after that.

That…

None of them were expecting that at all.

DPXDC Prompt #65

Danny dies and gets reincarnated into the DC world, Lex Luther had made a second stable clone from half Superman and Batman, he used lazurus water as a stabilizer and Danny’s soul was perfect for it. He was going to keep him as a weapon against Batman but when he and Connor get freed everyone is alarmed. Danny wasn’t done growing and comes out as a 10 year old and is basically Connors little brother.

just a typical Kuroba magic show!