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batboys but they’re this specific cat pic

sometimes, alfred isnt around to do the grocery shopping / is sick. theyre all adults though, they can buy their own food

it’s easier to go grocery shopping after patrol, when there arent as many people around in stores

that means they go buy groceries in costume because going home to switch clothes and then come back to shop is such a waste of effort when all you want to do is crash into your bed and sleep for hours

on one such occasion: the red hood and nightwing walked into a walmart, already arguing (”we’re not getting fucking 10 boxes of cereal, screw you–” “you won’t survive the winter.” “–you can have one.”)

they bought vegetables and fruits at the red hood’s insistence. also a strange amount of corn?? and cat and dog food.

they stopped at the milk section. “what percent of milk does A usually buy?” “uh. the normal percent?” “fucking shit.” they spent the next 15 minutes trying to deduce what kind of milk batman would like based on his personality. (”listen, i’m certain it’s whole milk.” “no, that asshole would absolutely buy organic gotham milk to support the local farmers or whatever.”)

“fuck.” “what?” “is robin vegan or vegetarian.”

neither of them remember so they end up arguing about vegan options while already holding two milk cartons (whole & nonfat; “listen, if they want something in the middle, they can just mix these in a glass, it’ll be fine.”) “almond milk sounds promising.” “what if he’s allergic to nuts?” “soy then.” “no, bad memories. coconut.” “the milk isn’t for you anyway, you asshole.”

after they decide on one almond, one coconut, they realise they have to choose if they want the milk to be sweetened or not.

cue another 15 minute argument deducing milk preferences based on personality

the coconut ends up being unsweetened (”it seems like it’d already be sweet, right?”), while the almond would be sweetened.

a long pause. “is anyone lactose intolerant?” “i hate you.”

as theyre looking at the lactose free options for milk, around 10 minutes in, the red hood exclaims, “fuck, the vegan options already are lactose free!” nightwing startles, but seems too tired to even reprimand him.

its 6 am

theyve been here for 2 hours

they buy 4 milk containers, a shitload of fruits and veggies, animal food and 10 boxes of cereal.

the red hood is not amused

(damian really starts liking almond milk and refuses to drink any other version.)

tim seems like the type of guy who is like sleep is for the weak and then sleeps for a week

Dick: *walking in to see Jason and Tim brawling* Stop! Stop! Stop. What’s going on here?

Jason: He hit me!

Tim: I didn’t mean to!!

Jason: You did!

Tim: I didn’t!

Dick: Stop. Tim what happened.

Tim: Jason apparently walked in behind me, I didn’t see him, so my coffee cup hit his face because he surprised me.

Dick: Well, that explains the dripping coffee.

Jason: *soaked* fucking disgusting, this shit is sticking to me!

Dick: Jason, cool off he didn’t mean it. Tim, be a little more careful next time.

Jason & Tim: Hmph!

Dick: *muttering on his way out* “you’re working too hard” they said. “Spend time with your family” they said. “It’ll be fun.” They said. Well guess what, Titans, next person who comes at me with that bullshit is gonna get double rounds as punishment and that goes for the team. I’m gonna…

Jason: *turning to Tim* *awkwardly* so, uh, you didn’t mean to, huh?

Tim: No, I did. 100%. Completely and absolutely. I saw you.

Jason: You said you didn’t!

Tim: I lied.

Jason: *pulling out his guns* count your fucking seconds, bitch.

Tim: *twirling his staff* come at me, cunt.

Danny knew he shouldn't be in Gotham but he refused to let Cujo go hog wild in a highly populated area, especially if there where heros about who might be working with the government.

He had just placed the cap back on his thermos when he received a punch from someone tall, blond and purple all over.

It was Spoiler, and ow she had a mean left hook. Danny didn't want to fight, especially if his opponent was a bat so, thinking fast he rapidly blurted out the first thing that came to his mind, "We'veBeenTryingToReachYouAboutYourCarsExtendedWarrenty"

Spoiler paused, trying to decipher what the heck Danny had just said, but danny was already running

No but my REAL ideal dp x dc crossover is Freakshow screwing over Amity Park and dipping immediately making Danny chase after him all over the country. By the time he follows the scent of murderclown to Gotham, Danny is angry, tired, and panicking. Cue battle royale as the Bats suddenly need to handle a meta on a warpath.

Needless to say, Danny does NOT react well to realizing he's got the wrong clown.

Dpxdc AU: consultant groups can be used to outsource problems for companies so why not monarchies?

Danny is listening to the various eyeballs and ghosts chatter on about all the issues that he now has to oversee and advise and make so many freaking decisions on. It’s annoying that it all has to come down to his call because he was a dumb 14 year old who didn’t want his town to permanently live in the ghost zone.

Now 17, King of the Infinite, and a bit wiser to the world, Danny is doing his best to balance his teenage ambitions to not give a shit and his protective obsession to very much give a shit.

Sams parents are making her learn the family business and Tucker is trying to make this internship he’s got with a fancy tech company out of New Jersey into a career without college… so while they’re commiserating with Danny the idea comes up.

Earth has a shit ton of heroes. Like, ever since the Justice League *poofed* the GIW out of existence with the Meta human acts- more and more caped crusaders seemed to be coming out of the wood work. More villains too but still, more people who seemed wise to their abilities and morals. Danny has literally never taken an ethics class.

But rn, Eye-mothy and Eye-Bert are arguing over how Danny as King Phantom is supposed to tackle the problem of some fucking pool acting as a weird trade route with a cult and… ugh it’s just so boring but like also such a fucking problem. But… maybe it can be someone else’s issue.

Opening a portal, Danny escapes into space and gets to work finding the base of operations- Tucker had told him there was a new satellite after all and there’s no way it wasn’t connected to the hero orgs- and boom he flies into the Watchtower.

“Hey- are any of you guys willing to consult on some weird pools of ectoplasm in Pakistan? Green and glowing little lakes of bullshit and magic?” Danny asks into the meeting room of the JL regardless of their startled and alarmed exclamations.

“… I could consult on that.” A voice comes from the corner, and Danny recognizes him as one of the bat people. Or bird? The guy is in a lot of red and clearly wasn’t supposed to be in this meeting based on the way he’s propped in the corner. The room erupts in protest but Danny barely hears them through his excitement and focus on the dude.

“Great! I’ll have him back before the end of the day! Lets go Bird boy!” And with that, Danny grabbed the Bird, chucked them both through a portal back into his thrown room and begins to explain the way these eyeballs are totally trying to trap him into doing more work than he needs to do.

“What do I call you by the way? I’m Danny but you’ll probably hear them call me King Phantom.”

“I go by Red Robin, and honestly, I’ve been trying to get this shit taken care of for years.”

From there Tim becomes a regular consultant for King Phantom- the Bat Family is losing their minds with him constantly going to the land of the dead but also Constantine said not to piss off the king at all costs.

Danny is just thrilled that this dude has a shit ton of insight as well as business sense- like he could legit run the monarchy way better than him despite the fact that they’re the same age.

They end up working together for years, and even when there’s not an active issue at hand, Danny will meet up with the bird just to talk.

Sam and Tucker think they’re hilarious each time they ask if Danny’s proposed yet.

Tim has already planned their wedding but all of that information is in a folder more secured than the nuclear codes- Danny needs to ask him on a date first.

Tim finds a wierd bird and nurses it back to health. He has no idea what this bird was but it was gray and orange and refused to eat anything other than fresh fruit.

The internet was no help and he couldn't find anything that suggested it even existed. A few days later Damian tried to adopt the bird and it basically gave him the cold shoulder. Tim swears the bird understands human speech and teaches it to answer yes or no questions by hoping up and down for yes and side to side for no.

This bird just would not leave him alone. It accompanied him on patrol as Red Robin and Tim had to hide it in his pocket at work. Thankfully, it was small. RR winds up getting hurt and this little ball of feathers loses its freaking mind. It attacks Tim's opponent with fire from its wings and now the entire batfam thinks this is some sort of baby phoenix.

The fletchling in question is just wondering why there's no other pokemon in this city and what was that swirly green place with all the purple doors? And who's that white haired kid who keeps trying to sneakily capture it to "take it home"? Doesn't he know that I have a trainer now? This is my home >:[

Masterlist of Executive Assistant to the Batman

made by @heartslogos

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty One | Chapter Twenty Two | Chapter Twenty Three | Chapter Twenty Four | Chapter Twenty Five | Chapter Twenty Six | Chapter Twenty Seven | Chapter Twenty Eight | Chapter Twenty Nine | Chapter Thirty | Chapter Thirty One | Chapter Thirty Two | Chapter Thirty Three | Chapter Thirty Four | Chapter Thirty Five | Chapter Thirty Six | Chapter Thirty Seven | Chapter Thirty Eight | Chapter Thirty Nine | Chapter Forty | Chapter Forty One | Chapter Forty Two | Chapter Forty Three | Chapter Forty Four | Chapter Forty Five | Chapter Forty Six | Chapter Forty Seven | Chapter Forty Eight | Chapter Forty Nine | Chapter Fifty | Chapter Fifty One | Chapter Fifty Two | Chapter Fifty Three | Chapter Fifty Four | Chapter Fifty Five | Chapter Fifty Six | Chapter Fifty Seven | Chapter Fifty Eight | Chapter Fifty Nine | Chapter Sixty | Chapter Sixty One | Chapter Sixty Two

Note:

Chapter 31 is not numbered. And Chapter 38 is numbered 39 while Chapter 39 is numbered 29. Like ??? Chapter 53 is empty which is why it's crossed over.

Remember some chapters are longer than others

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Taglist:

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Searching for a Batman Fic. Help?

The fic I'm looking for is a Parent Jason Todd Ao3 Fic. The beginnings of the fic are hazy for me but I do remember Jason giving up Red Hood because he acquired baby Damian. He moves to Metropolis because it was safer. There he met Kon and adopted him too. Along the way, he adopted 2 more babies, both girls (both oc's). The rest of the Batfam gets suspicious after Red Hood disappears and decides to investigate his whereabouts. They found out about Jason and the babies and decided to spy on him instead of confronting him about it. Jason noticed, because of the numerous baby diapers sent to him, and wondered how far the Bats would go through for the babies, the Bats sent a truckload of toys before Jason haad enough. I rememebered Jason went back to school in this fic

I don't remember if the Batfam was aware of Red Hood being Jason before the investigation or not. But that's it.

So... I found the fic. But I was wrong with the description of this fic. The character I had given was correct but some of the descriptions were incorrect. These are [I do remember Jason giving up Red Hood because he acquired baby Damian], and [The rest of the Batfam gets suspicious after Red Hood disappears and decides to investigate his whereabouts. They found out about Jason and the babies and decided to spy on him instead of confronting him about it. Jason noticed, because of the numerous baby diapers sent to him, and wondered how far the Bats would go through for the babies, the Bats sent a truckload of toys before Jason had enough. I remembered Jason went back to school in this fic]. Most of the description of the post was wrong :( I mixed up two fics so now I'm not sure if it's a purely Batman fic, it might've been a maribat but I don't remember. And I'm pretty sure in this fic he moved to Metropolis as well.

Ofc I still want to know what this fic is. So please if you do know this then can you please inform me what fic it is? Thank you :)

Now the fic I was describing in the first part, which is [he acquired baby Damian. He moves to Metropolis because it was safer. There he met Kon and adopted him too. Along the way, he adopted 2 more babies, both girls (both oc's).]

The name of the fic is Like Father Like Son by LERDM

Taglist:

@angel-with-problems @gabiiilovelucienv @furiousscissorssaladflower @redcarnati0n @risayoooo @briarrosevlogz @iamgaygaygay @mx-minxx @sleepysoftyemo @fluffykitty149 @ghostdragonfang

Searching for a Batman Fic. Help?

The fic I'm looking for is a Parent Jason Todd Ao3 Fic. The beginnings of the fic are hazy for me but I do remember Jason giving up Red Hood because he acquired baby Damian. He moves to Metropolis because it was safer. There he met Kon and adopted him too. Along the way, he adopted 2 more babies, both girls (both oc's). The rest of the Batfam gets suspicious after Red Hood disappears and decides to investigate his whereabouts. They found out about Jason and the babies and decided to spy on him instead of confronting him about it. Jason noticed, because of the numerous baby diapers sent to him, and wondered how far the Bats would go through for the babies, the Bats sent a truckload of toys before Jason haad enough. I rememebered Jason went back to school in this fic

I don't remember if the Batfam was aware of Red Hood being Jason before the investigation or not. But that's it.

Searching For a Batman Fic (2). Help?

So I didn't get to finish this fic. I had accidentally swiped back and couldn't find the fic again. At the start Jason and Tim were talking, Tim asked Jason if he ever wondered what would it be to not be a person (or smth like that, I don't remember what they exactly said) and Jason said that yeah he also thought about being an animal (or smth) in the forest and relaxing. And Tim said that what he thought of was nice but he was talking about something less cryptid and was like nvm. Jason was staring at Tim though and he thought smth like "I think I know what he likes"

Basically that's where I left off. I'd appreciate it if you guys help me.

Bruce (Tim) Wayne

Bruce (Tim) Wayne

Bruce (Tim) Wayne: Birds

Bruce (Tim) Wayne: Bees

The gaps that told him what Bruce Wayne did at what time, in what year as a child.

Tim is not Bruce, no, he is better. He will be better. If he can no longer be Robin, if can no longer be Tim then he will be a Batman the likes of which this dimension had never seen. The kind that would bring order. He could change them, all of them. Dick and Jason and Damian.

Timothy Drake has yet to be born.

Bruce, is the body he inhabits, is the skin he wears as his own. The burning sensation of holding back tears is easy enough to ignore. He’s had enough practice.

Remember some chapters are longer than others

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Taglist:

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Batman Masterlists Recommendation

Fic List from @preciousthingsareprecious

Full of fluffs, contains Batfam. If you want angst, this is not the one for you!

Masterlist by @cdelphiki

Contains Batfam. Has some angst. Baby Robins with fix-its and what-if for you! And ofc fluff.

Baby Damian Rec List by @cdelphiki

Just some good ol' baby Damian. And ofc the angst that comes with the package.

Dick & Damian Rec List by @cdelphiki

If you want more Dick and Damian interactions then this is the link for you! Warning!!! There's ANGST

Dick Grayson Rec List by @nightwingmyboi

Dick deserves some love. And this one gives just that. Ofc, it's not a batman fic without some angst now is it.

Remember some chapters are longer than others (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

Taglist:

@dethia1101 @anime-rae @kamenrider10123 @batfam-maribat @astrynyx @trippingovermyfeet @rubichubi23-blog @luckunlucky @secretlawyercolorscissors @inudareblogs @luminous-carrot @multplelifes @salty-vesta @calvin1394 @r3m1nd3rs4m3 @novicevoice @thanos-rules @jaymee16 @wowimawh0re @samiamack @miniaturealmonddreamzine @demonicbusiness @soloist7 @lostinday @baetrixx @zixrec @vanillanancinn @loewenflamme @regeek @dafaqbithc @rurianne @rivanwarrioress @shesthelastjedi @uncharted-universes @teentitansbullshit @symbieote @freakwiththepen @ritacrow-blog @doll246 @demonangel27 @kking13

What If Vlad & Danny Were Reincarnated as Ra's Al Ghul & Tim Drake?

Danny Phantom/Batman Crossover

Vlad and Danny are reincarnated as Ras al Ghul and Tim Drake. They don't have their memories, instead, they have their instincts. Ra's was born years before Tim. He felt something was missing and obsessed over the missing piece his whole life.

It went as usual Bruce disappeared, Tim went to find him, teamed up with the LoA and bested them. Ra's felt something spark in him. He began to feel familiar with Tim and his obsession with Tim started. Ra's just like in the past is a fruitloop and tried to clone Tim which resulted in the birth of a failed female clone named Timi who is also the reincarnation of Dani.

Like in the DP cannon, Timi betrays Ra's and joins Tim. Unlike DP cannon Tim adopts Timi and decided to be more responsible now that he has a kid. He decided they should both go to therapy. Someone in the super community recommended a therapist that is in the know, can keep secrets and is really good. Surprise surprise it's Jazz's reincarnation. Ofc they bond and whatnot, the bat fam found out a few months later and they were s h o o k. I mean they can't believe that Tim has a child, going to therapy and seems to have a whole new family. And they didn't even know about it!

They felt bad about what they'd been doing. You see, everyone knows what happened with the whole Robin being taken from him. When they found out he was right about Bruce being alive they tried to apologize to him. When it didn't work, they decided to give him some space so that he can "cool down". Ofc this made it seem like they were ignoring him, Tim got the 'message' and decided to slowly separate himself from the Bats. It worked especially since he had a new kid to take care of. And since he's been focusing solely on Timi he forgot to mention it to the YJ.

Bart and Cassie immediately loved her. They decided to be the Cool Aunt and Fun Uncle. Kon was absolutely shocked with Mom!Tim. He was already in love with Tim and seeing him as a parent, especially to a clone just like him, made him fall even deeper.

Kon tried to get Timi's blessing after a few times he spent with her. Timi, from out of nowhere, takes out kryptonite the size of her palm, it was enough to weaken Kon and prevent him from moving. She interrogates Kon asking him what his intentions were and what were his future plans with her Dad.

Timi was still Tim, Red Robin, the second (although every one of his friends disagree.) best detective in the world (they think he IS the best detective in the world. Period.). And while Timi isn't a carbon copy of her Dad she definitely got his smarts.

While that was going on Tim and the Bat family were having a serious conversation. About what happened, how Timi had come to be and why he never told them or asked for help. Of course, this is the part where Tim burst out laughing, "Why would I ask you guys for family help?". He starts describing how f-ed up their family was and how he's being ignored by the whole family. This is also the part where they start trying to heal.

Just as Timi was about to end the interrogation, Tim and the Bat fam found them. They were shocked and Tim promptly scooped Timi in his arms. He immediately started scolding her, asking her why she would do such a thing. And Timi said something along the lines of "But Daddy I had to make sure virtue was safe before I can give you to Kon!". Shocked faces everywhere.

Kon was still on the floor, blushing, wishing for the floor to eat him. Steph, Jason and Dick burst out laughing. Damian starts complimenting Timi on her interrogation skills and suggesting how to be better. Babs was getting it all on video for memories and is also teasing Tim who's brain seems to have malfunctioned. Bruce and Alfred smiled at the scenery, glad that the family is starting to heal.

The End

WOW! That became longer than I thought!

I couldn't figure out how to integrate Cas, Sam and Tucker into the story. In all the fanfics I've read Cas has always been by Tim's side. She would've helped him through all his hardships and that wasn't how I wanted things to be in my plot. And I just couldn't find a way to put Sam and Tucker in. I might make a part 2 of this. If I do there will definitely be more scenes of Ra's and Yasmine, and maybe Talia. I might be able to find a way to integrate Sam and Tucker. Maybe Sam should be Prudence and Tucker would either be Owens or Z. Comments are appreciated. This is the first time I'm doing this.

Someone actually made a fic based on this @dehydratedmockingbird

Tho you can only access it if you have an ao3 account

Batman getting a case file from Jim Gordon of a John Doe found dead after a mass shooting. When Batman asked if Gordon just needed help finding out who the body was Jim’s like “no, the John Doe is Daniel James Fenton. But the thing is that this is the fifth body of his we found.”

The chaos that would cause!!!!

But like what if the BatFam try to rope Phantom into it and he just awkwardly having to explain that it’s HIS dead bodies they keep finding cuz he keeps accidentally getting shot in crossfire of gang violence cuz he lives on the streets.

🤣🤣🤣

Red hood was on a stake out with Red Robin

Suddenly a guy around tims age just, comes up

And sticks his whole hand into red hoods chest

He pulls some green stuff out, let's it sizzle in his hand for a bit before sticking his hand into jasons chest again

Then he leaves with the words "that probably should feel better now"

Jason is freaking out over it but the pit madness is gone

And Tim is having a mental breakdown cause he found that hot and that's concerning

Damian is physically unable to draw Tim. Change my mind.

Jason: Oh god, he texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Tim. They're mad at you.  Tim: No, it's Damian. They're just being gramatically correct!  *meanwhile*  Damian: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.  Dick : A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.  Damian: I stand by my choice.

Damian: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-  Dick : A doll.  Tim: A cinnamon roll.  Jason: A sweetheart.  Damian: Damian: ...stop it.