Life Tip #61

Life Tip #61

as the jolly season of Christmas music rounds us, remember to stock yourself with plenty of “bah, humbug!” energy to prepare for the peak of mariah carey’s power.

Life Tip #64

love the taste of lush bath bombs but don’t like the feeling of itty bitty grains in your mouth? use a knife to shave off small parts of the bath bomb every day into a glass of water like kool-aid powder! the grains will dissolve and you’ll be left with a bath bomb with multiple usages!

Life Tip #62

“reblog for good luck” posts are fantastic and they give the same kind of giddy excitement that you had when you were a kid throwing a penny in a wishing well but friendly reminder that even when you reblog something and something really good happens, luck is only 5% and every single good decision you’ve made up until that point constituted the other 95%.

good things happening to you isn’t just luck. the universe decided you deserved it.

Life Tip #67

delete tumblr and instead follow instagram accounts that repost tumblr posts. nobody should have to experience that stuff that happens on here firsthand

combine them and try eating a tree

Life Tip #49

wHAT UP FOOLS, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH BETTER YOUR LIFE IS GONNA BE IF YOU THROW YOUR UGLY SENSE OF HUMILIATION OUT THE WINDOW!! sHAME?? tHAT BITCH IS CANCELLED!! y’all are gonna have to step outside and sLAM your face into a fistful of grass!! buy yourself some roses!! bake three trays of brownies so you can give them out like a baking god!! eAT A WHOLE RAW TOMATO! CLIMB A FUCKING TREE! PAINT AN UGLY SELF-PORTRAIT IN WATERCOLOR AND HANG IT INSIDE YOUR BATHROOM!! THROW A KARAOKE PARTY WITHOUT AN OCCASION!!

THERE !! IS !! NO !! SHAME !! IN !! BEING !! HAPPY !!

Life Tip #53

not tumblr famous? don’t worry. all those popular posts with urls that everyone know have users that are deactivated.

why?

don’t worry. you don’t need to know.