Highly Selective Roleplay Blog for Lucifer Morningstar of Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss Under Construction
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" Really Fucking Hurts When It Happens To You, Doesn't It Lu? Didn't You Tell Me For Centuries To Fucking
" Really fucking hurts when it happens to you, doesn't it Lu? Didn't you tell me for centuries to fucking get over it since it's ancient history?
Try taking your own advice sometime."
( Adam rubbing salt xD)
Not a good time, really not a good time.
"Adam, is that really all you ever got out of it?" Oh, he really can't deal with this in any typical diplomatic way right now. He's not sure if Adam's terrible timing is intentional or coincidental but he's not in a good place right now and emotional outbursts are bound to take place moreso than any rational reactions.
"You still haven't gotten it through that incredibly thick head of yours β that everyone made their own damned choices! What a time to try and compare apples to oranges! No one ran any of you through with blades and spears! No one physically ended your life or Lilith's or Eve's! It's just not the same!"
"Of course it hurts! You got your laughs now just... just leave me alone!"
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"Jealous?! Jealous of what, exactly, your extremely lacking ability to be a good judge of character? Not possible! Hah! To imply I failed to do something with that guy would denote I desired to even try to begin with and uh, NOPE, I did not!"
"As for that last bit, WRONG-O again! I've had to sift through the ashes of my failures for centuries, of course you made sure of that, didn't you? But then again, seeing as you never have done much to check-in afterwards... I could see how you'd overlook that part! Yup! Been eating the bitter taste of ash so long I'm far past being uptight over accepting it. But you just go on telling yourself whatever it is you need to to keep yourself... above me."
Woah hoh ho! Things are really heating up here today, aren't they! Just when you think Hell couldn't get any HOTTER.
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β oh great, it's you again. β
β you? kill me? that's funny. β
β for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. β
β you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. β
β do us both a favor. stay away from me. β
β you really are an asshole, you know that? β
β i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? β
β sometimes i think you must hate me. β
β i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. β
β if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. β
β well, someone's cranky today. β
β well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. β
β just stay out of my way. β
β of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. β
β what is it you want this time? β
β sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. β
β do you honestly think this is easy for me? β
β why would i ever want to be friends with you? β
β can we please just talk? β
β there is nothing for us to talk about. β
β you can yell at me later. just let me help you. β
β touch me, and you're dead. β
β oh, so now you care? β
β there is something deeply wrong with you. β
β i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... β
β you don't think we could be friends, do you? β
β i'm tired of fighting against you. β
β don't pretend you give a shit about me. β
β you're an idiot, but... i trust you. β
β oh, don't be cute. β
β wait, did you just say that i'm cute? β
β we're not good for each other. β
β if i say yes, will you shut up? β
β don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? β
β maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. β
β i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. β
β maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. β
β how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? β
β don't think this changes anything between us. β
β you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. β
β if you die, i'll kill you. β
β is that a challenge? β
β ah, so you're not heartless after all. β
β i don't think i've ever seen you smile. β
β you never cared about me, so why now? β
β why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? β
β i don't even remember why we started fighting. β
β i don't have time for distractions right now. β
β you're not as bad as everyone says you are. β
β enemies make the best lovers, you know. β
"Whoa ho ho! You hear that? Now I really don't feel bad calling him an uptight, stuffy old windbag of a self-righteous jackass!"
ooc;
lower activity. unexpected. sorry guys. won't be playing much on dash until things clear up.