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"Lucid, you can't just smuggle folks into Heaven like that. Good grief, would'ya listen to me, next I'll be scolding you and sounding like Michael. Just... try not to make a mess, alright? I won't be taking any calls from the Heaven Embassy over this, believe you me. Nuh uh. Nope! I wash my hands of it, here and now!"
Hates all of those guys. Wouldn't willingly call any of them brothers anymore. The idea of Adam ending up with them was hilarious. Truly, a laugh riot!
Right? Right! so what's that drop in uncertainty then. That hint of — jealousy...
He pauses as though he may have faintly heard something just now.
But NOPE, seems it's just the same load of repulsive, condescending, hot air that's always best avoided!
God Called.
“…I thought Father already knew I was going? Does…does He not know yet..?”
This is because he and Adam are fucking, isn’t it? Or because Lucid keeps joyride time traveling to the past to hang out in the garden with the humans and “Sammy”
God Called.
“…Clearly this message is meant for Lucid.”
"Well, you know what they say~ There's a first time for everything and what better time than today~!"
Siblings on their road to getting along again - nah!
Estranged siblings still unable to move past their individual traumas and being polite but eventually salty and bitter each time they meet up formally. Gib.
"Whoa ho ho! You hear that? Now I really don't feel bad calling him an uptight, stuffy old windbag of a self-righteous jackass!"
"Jealous?! Jealous of what, exactly, your extremely lacking ability to be a good judge of character? Not possible! Hah! To imply I failed to do something with that guy would denote I desired to even try to begin with and uh, NOPE, I did not!"
"As for that last bit, WRONG-O again! I've had to sift through the ashes of my failures for centuries, of course you made sure of that, didn't you? But then again, seeing as you never have done much to check-in afterwards... I could see how you'd overlook that part! Yup! Been eating the bitter taste of ash so long I'm far past being uptight over accepting it. But you just go on telling yourself whatever it is you need to to keep yourself... above me."
Woah hoh ho! Things are really heating up here today, aren't they! Just when you think Hell couldn't get any HOTTER.
❝ It took me an unbearably long time to realise — one's worth is defined by one's CONVICTION; as well as the necessary STRENGTH to act on it. ❞
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★ — ( deep breath ). "Old!" ( there it is ).
' ' Looks like congratulations are in order for the lucky couple on the comms ... ' '
"He thinks I'm such a brat~ What he doesn't know is that he's right!"
Keith laughed, a full, hearty laugh that shook him to his core.