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NEVER.STOP.REBLOGGING
Reblog if you want Dave back in season 2
Yo these are actually awesome
Tragedy...
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YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
ok but hear me out
dave, right after his death, gets taken by the commission/the handler and THEN they wipe his memory and turn him into an assassin AND THEN he ends up, for some reason idk, in klaus’s timeline and then AND THEN
“dave?” “who the hell is dave?”
BOOM WINTER SOLDIER SHIT *sits back in chair and puts feet up on the table* you’re welcome.
stOOOOOOOP, MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS
Fights Aren’t Always Two-Way Roads
Being on the police force was more stressful than people thought. Everyone thought it was easy, fun work to be a detective, to go from crime scene to crime scene and hunt down the bad guys.
In reality, it was a sad and terrifying work environment with a desk job thrown on top. The nights Diego was able to sleep, he was still on call and it wasn’t uncommon for Patch or the lieutenant to call him to a scene. Diego was close to losing his mind.
When his buddy Ryan invited him and a few other cops out he was quick to accept. It would have been fun and realizing if Diego hadn’t lost the rock, paper, scissors—yes, that is how they decided—game and was crowned the designated driver. Even though Patch offered to also stay sober so he wasn’t alone, Diego was still upset. He wanted to relax.
“Hey, Diego,” Patch yelled in his ear. It was about 11:30 at this point and the bar was booming. All of their friends had taken over a table and were ordering round after round of shots and dancing like half of them didn’t have a shift the next day. “Isn’t that your brother’s boyfriend over there?”
Diego quickly turned around to face the bar. He followed Patch’s gaze and sure enough, Dave Katz was sitting at the bar.
“It is,” he yelled back in confusion.
“I didn’t think he was the type to go out to a bar with Klaus.”
Continua a leggere
100 percent agree
Everybody talks about how Arsonist's Lullabye is a Klaus song but nobody talks about how Better Love is so obviously a Klaus and Dave song
I really hope that we'll get to see more of klaus in Vietnam, there's so much material to work on
A friendly reminder
Klaus still had to fight after Dave was shot? He wouldn’t have had the brief case with him at the front lines.
Klaus’ greiving would have been cut short by the fact that they were mid-fight? That Dave’s body would have stayed next to him for quite some time before the body would be moved.
Klaus probably wouldn’t have gotten to actually bury Dave? His name would most likely have been put on an (empty) mass grave.
Klaus would have been surrounded by ghosts far more than usual during he entire time he was at war.
SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE THIS
AU where Klaus dies instead of Dave.
The bullet went just a little bit to the left. It missed Dave. It didn’t miss Klaus.
He didn’t die instantly. He had time to say goodbye to Dave, to thank him. The words “I love you” were still on his lips when he took his last breath. Dave spent the rest of the battle hoping for a bullet to take him next.
He was tasked with packing up Klaus’ things to “send them home.” He had tried to tell the higher ups that Klaus didn’t have a home. (Well he did, but that home was with Dave right here in Vietnam.) Klaus hadn’t been forthcoming with much information about his family, but Dave knew they didn’t get along. From what he’d heard about his father he couldn’t think of anyone less deserving to bury his lovers body.
Klaus didn’t have much. A couple shirts they’d picked out because they were bright enough to blind their eyes, a couple pictures of him and Dave together, his dog tags, and a ratty old coat he’d only seen him wear once.
It’s when Dave took one last glance under the cot he found the briefcase. He remembered, once, Klaus had mentioned a time machine. They’d been drunk. Dave has liked the idea.
He’d never been an imaginative man... that was Klaus’s expertise. Dave liked his feet square on the ground and his eyes set straight ahead. Imagination can’t help you when your belly is empty and your house is freezing because you can’t pay the bills. But his lover was dead. And he thought maybe, just maybe, he could pretend for a moment, that a briefcase really could be a time machine. That maybe it could bring Klaus back.
So he opened it.
Next thing he knew he was sitting on a bus. It was day where it had once been night. The briefcase was in his arms, Klaus’s jacket was slung over his shoulder, and his dog tags were warm against his chest. Everything else was unfamiliar. The world was too loud and bright and he couldn’t quite wrap his head around what the fuck had just happened.
He’d been in Vietnam and now he was not in Vietnam.
He might’ve wandered around the street in a daze for hours if a man with scars across his face and a knife in his hand hadn’t approached him and asked “where the fuck did you get that jacket?”
And that’s how Dave finds out his boyfriend was a time traveling superhero who could talk to the dead.
And that’s how Diego has found out just how much he had failed his brother.
(If anyone wants to continue please go ahead... might write a proper fic about this later though if anyone’s interested.)
tHE TAGS-
Man Klaus and Dave really are just the bandaid for stucky shippers wounded by endgame huh?
Yea but like, imagine an AU where Klaus brings Dave to the future and the two of them adopt a kid.
Imagine Klaus and Dave holding their 3 month old kid while dancing to "Kooks" by David Bowie.
Just being domestic and happy for ONCE.
U.S. ARMY
U.S. AIR FORCE
RECRUITING
Don't know about you, but this smells of David Katz to me
They-They are doing Dallas! I swear to god I thought that season 1 featuring a scene of old five trying to kill jfk and Klaus in Vietnam and hazel and chacha meant that they had put apocalypse suite and Dallas together…. But sightings of the set in Ontario suggests that they are indeed going with the 60’s adventures :O
He would go to jail with him, can't change my mind
Dave: just so you know, if you go to prison, I won’t wait for you
Klaus: you won’t have to. I’ll escape. We both know this
Honestly, I cant see Dave and Klaus the same way anymore.
I just watched CMBYN and like, you know, brunette cries his heart out cause the blonde one left him (one way or another)?
Plus, the blonde ones both wear a blue shirt?
Bih, I dont even know who I should cry over now.
Edit:PLUS, THE BLONDE ONES ARE JEWISH (yea I know that Elio is too, but like, shh)
Completely true
Dave moving past the other sky soldiers on a moving bus to get to the empty seat next to Klaus
Im:in love
Klaus x Dave Headcanons
Just some ideas I have, some will be included in my fanfic about Umbrella Academy but for now we have these. Since Dave has been confirmed a Jew, I’m going to include some stuff about that in these, in school we have to study RE (Religious Education) and for my GCSE, Judaism is a topic. I’m not an expert so if I get something wrong please tell me. Anyway, enjoy!
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Klaus and Dave become really close really quickly, and once Dave realises that he’s not trained at all he quickly decides to train him whenever he can to stop Klaus from being embarrassed or punished by the Sergant
They start with drill and marching, then to shooting and rifle deconstruction, eventually to hand-to-hand contact
You can guess how much sexual tension is in the air when they start on hand-to-hand combat
When Klaus pulls off a move that they’ve been working on for a while, Dave lifts him up and they almost kiss there and then until they notice the others surrounding them
All of this initial training happens over the first month Klaus is there
After this the infamous Disco Scene happens when they have a weekend of leave and the two stay in quiet corners stealing kisses all night long
Sometime in the next month, the pair are on watch, Klaus is having a hard time with his powers due to him having to be sober to be on watch (not sure if this accurate but hey-ho I need a reason for this headcanon)
Dave realises this and talks to Klaus, asking what’s wrong and saying that being on watch can be more scary than actual battles
Klaus ends up telling him about his family and their powers (getting a response from Dave along the lines of “Like Superman?”), starting with Luther, skipping himself and ending up by saying that Vanya’s not got powers (even though we know she has now)
They go quiet until Dave asks what Klaus’ power is, he tells him with tears down his face until Dave simply replies, “Here must be hell for you then,” and listens to Klaus explain that a vietnamese soldier whose arm has been blown off is screaming angrily at him
Dave comforts him and makes him laugh as they sit in muddy trench and cautiously listen to the sounds of shooting in the distance
After 2 months of being in Vietnam, Klaus and Dave spend three days of their week leave in a cheap hotel room spending time together and having sex for the first time
They watch game shows and soap operas in the day and eat food, talk about their lives and have sex at night
On various occasions, Dave begins to teach Klaus about Judaism due to him wanting to know something that’s such a big part of his life, he teaches him about Kosher food, the Sabbath, Rosh Hashana, Yom Kippur, Passover, Worship and all other things about Judaism
Dave gets a wonderful look on his face when he’s explaining all of this which Klaus loves because he gets this look in his eyes that make it impossible to look away or not pay attention
A few months later, they have a few days leave again, Klaus decides to surprise Dave by preparing everything needed (or good enough substitutes) to celebrate the Sabbath
Dave is obviously so amazed and appreciative of this and almost cries because he hasn’t been able to celebrate the Sabbath properly in months
They play board games they bought in second-hand shops and read in between talking about their plans for the future and more about Judaism
My final headcanon is set maybe after Klaus has been in Vietnam for 9 months and decides that his relationship with Dave is strong enough to tell him about the whole time-travel business- cause you encounter some weird things when you’re in a war
Obviously it takes a while of explanation and time to sink in but the questions come along the lines of “Why did you stay?” And “When are you from?” All of which Klaus explains
This all takes place in the back of a bus where they’re some of the only ones who are left awake in the middle of the night
Also, over the 10 months, the couple get their tattoos that have been confirmed, they get some while high or drunk but they all have sentiment behind them
Finally, nicknames! I like to think that they call each other by bird names so Klaus calls Dave Starling and Dave calls Klaus Kookaburra, maybe Dave calls him a few nicknames in Hebrew that he’s learnt or that he remembers his parents calling each other like Matok, Hamud or Yakiri and Klaus may call Dave things in German or Spanish like Cariño, Dulzura or Liebling
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Hope you liked these, I sure did, and look out for my fanfic Break On Through (To The Other Side) on my AO3 account whenever that comes out
This actually might be the best thing I've ever drawn
[please reblog Dave punching a Nazi]
That's some klaus hargreeves realness
Im: in love
I’m a spark and youre a boom
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My brain suddenly exploded with the prompt of a fluffy Klave fic where Klaus shows Dave all the wonderful Queer culture films through the years starting from the 60's to now. Please someone.