Welcome

Welcome

To another band meme/ask blog.

I'm the head(and only) admin, LilFlute, welcome.

The ask box is always open, send confessions, memes, band secrets, tips for other, anything band related.

I'm a symphonic band flautist from Australia, doot doot my dude.

Hopefully I'll be able make some 🔥fire🔥 band memes for you all.

Always remember to look up at the conductor,

LilFlute

Listen I don't know what that is but it's concerning-

Honestly I'd be on it as soon as I met the age requirement.

-LilFlute

tinder for musicians

instead of finding a date you find a band mate, someone to fill out your gig, a busking buddy, even a friend to jam with!

or just fuck ‘em idc

Popular Pieces vs Set Pieces

You want to play that popular piece, with sections that you absolutely adore, but before that...

The set piece.

Pop songs

Getting to play pop songs in band is the greatest thing.

Until everyone figured out that you've never heard the song before and are now a disgrace to humanity.

Flute vs Clarinet vs Oboe - What squeak makes you want to shove your head in a sand pit the most?

Flute: Fix your embouchure, fix your position, what ever you were doing wrong p l e a s e fix it.

Clarinet:

"It's probably my reed."

"Why you lyin... why you always lyin..."

Oboe: please stop summoning Satan, it's disturbing the flutes.

Piccolo:

My head was in the sand as soon as they pulled out a piccolo. We don't even have one in the band so I just avoid it.

- LilFlute

Suffer.

I know marching band rehearsals are probably a lot longer, but concert band rehearsals at our school... we don't get breaks at all. You bring your water bottle to the chair and that is it. You don't move for an hour.

Summer is a special kind of hell.