Clarinet - Tumblr Posts
you hear squeaking in the other room, followed by some disgruntled shrieks. is that perhaps a 1950's housewife frightening by a mouse? you listen closer for the little pitter-patter of the mouses feet, but there is nothing. you decide to investigate, only to find me snapping my clarinet in half after playing one too may etudes
me and some other clarinets today were talking about our school's dress code
one girl almost got dress coded for wearing a tank top. an innocent tank top. three finger thick straps and all that. you couldn't see her stomach, nothing.
another boy was wearing a crop top and no one said a thing
sexist, anyone?
bylers what instrument(s) do you play
i had the chance of making a poster for my clarinet band that I'm pretty proud of !

Watching #hocuspocus and playing around on my #clarinet #comelittlechildren #inthesestreets #music #rusty #musician
Not my best, but not too bad for only pulling out my clarinet a few times this year. Just messing around with Christmas songs tonight. I’ll make more as the season progresses. #clarinet #tidingsofcomfortandjoy
John (Sherlock TV Show version) PLAYED CLARINET??
has anyone written or drawn FanArt about this?? I had no idea until I read this Sherlock nonfiction book my mom got me (it’s basically a bts of the show and the thought process when writing it with some little Easter eggs) and they mention that John played clarinet in school. Ngl I wanna make FanArt of this some time now, I had no idea, and as a clarinetist THAT IS SO AWESOMEEE
Flute vs Clarinet vs Oboe - What squeak makes you want to shove your head in a sand pit the most?
Flute: Fix your embouchure, fix your position, what ever you were doing wrong p l e a s e fix it.
Clarinet:
"It's probably my reed."
"Why you lyin... why you always lyin..."
Oboe: please stop summoning Satan, it's disturbing the flutes.
Piccolo:

My head was in the sand as soon as they pulled out a piccolo. We don't even have one in the band so I just avoid it.
- LilFlute

(And no Trumpets or Percussion can tell me other wise)
So I play clarinet and THE GOOD REED just broke... Do I have a viking funeral for it or some shit??? This is THE good reed!!! None of the others hit the same... Do I make a sacrifice to the reed gods??? Do I sell my soul or some shit???