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Empires SMP Incorrect Quotes
Sausage: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Lizzie, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
Pearl: I have a problem.
fWhip: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
Shelby, about Joey: Katherine, they're an asshole! They have purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!
Katherine: Some of those stabbings were accidental!
Shelby:
Joey: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental.
Jimmy: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Jimmy: I must be losing it, I'm quoting fWhip.
fWhip: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Oli without them noticing?
Gem: Hey, Oli, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Oli: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
fWhip: …
Joey: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
False: And here we have a capitalist.
Shelby: Did you just-
Pix: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
Lizzie: *speaking Mermish*
Joel: I know, I know.
Pix: You speak Mermish?
Joel: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Lizzie speaks.
Scott: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Joel: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
Pearl: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
Joel: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Jimmy: They do.
Katherine, visibly concerned: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Pix: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Joel: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Pix: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer is much better.
Joel: …
Katherine: Last night I found out Shelby is a sleep talker.
Oli: Oh, really?
Katherine: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
Sausage: Do dragons fart fire?
Gem: I don't know.
Sausage: I thought you went to college.
Joel: I am strong! I beat Jimmy at arm wrestling!
Lizzie: Anyone can beat Jimmy at arm wrestling!
Jimmy: hEy-
Shelby: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
Sausage: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
Sausage: Me too!
Pearl, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Sausage: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Joey: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Shelby: …
Oli: And what do I get out of this?
Gem: I'll give you a dollar.
Oli: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Gem: How about two dollars?
Oli: You got yourself a deal.
Shelby, after the fifth jumpscare: Why are you like this??
Xornoth: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
Xornoth: I feel like doing something stupid.
Joey: I’m stupid, do me.
SOS! THE Ollie "Orionsound" posted in line with everyone else! What is happening!?
I saw his skin and blacked out. When I blacked back in I had this.
Flower boy :D
Damn you Oli
Everytime this man has been slightly musical it gets stuck in my head and--
M C C DO YOU KNOW THE WORDS?
M C C DO YOU KNOW THE WORDS??
SOMEONE TAKE THE MACE FROM THE TRIAL CHAMBERS AND JUST WHACK THE SONG OUT OF ME PLEASE I BEG
uhhh idk what this is either
(i made this format, if you want the blank for some reason here it is)
FANTASY SMP? HELLO, SAVE MY LIFE!! Jimmy, Oli, and Lizzie potentially being a group?! I need that! i'm now just BEGGING for it!! (not on my knees.) ((yet /j))
someone.. anyone.. MCYT artists... please.. I need a fantasy SMP Jimmy, Oli, and Lizzie drawing.. I need it to live..
LIZZIE AND OLI SINGING PAINT THE TOWN RED
It's still so odd hearing them swear lol
I’m so obsessed with the kestrel faction, they’re dumb as hell, they’re classist, they’re dirt poor, they’re rich, they’re scammers, their captain is a cat, one of their members was kidnapped, they miss oli’s wife, they love big balls, they barely know how to drive a boat
kestrels? more like make-out-with-your-homies-strels
The Kestrels are not gay, they just enjoy kissing the homies before leaving for good luck 👍
So we can all agree that the Kestrels are all just a big Polycule? I mean other than the dead one, they're all a happy little romanticle group.
Edit: THEY JUST HAD A CHILD, THERES NO WAY THEY'RE NOT
Edit: MARTYN NAMING IT MIHAWK AFTER ONE PIECE, I LOVE YOU MARTYN
Edit: just a bunch of gay men and they're 4 pets and dead sister.
Edit: and Oli's (totally real) wife, and whichever NPC Sausage pulls
So the entire group of Kestrel is a giant Polycule where everyone kisses each other, and they have 4 pets, and Oli has a (totally real) wife, and Sausage keeps rizzing up NCPs, and Kyle is maybe sort of dating Scott and Scott is also dating Sausage as well it seems, and Martyn hates Scott becasue of the faction Scott is in, and one of the members of Kestrel died and her girlfriend did as well as the same time.
Is what I'm getting
Literally any Kestrel pov is good (Minus Guqqie but that's because she's kinda dead). I watched Martyn but I just know the others povs are good as well. And they're all totally in a Polycule so that makes it better (not at all canon)
Ok Pirates SMP fans gimmie propoganda for the other povs, I know I'm gonna be watching Bek for my Kite pov but idk who to watch for a Kestrel, Heron, or Nightingale pov, so gimmie your recomendations!
Okay, question that's been floating around in my head for awhile. Is Scar in the Kestrel Polycule or is he just there supporting the others?
They’re the exception for totally straight, non romantic reasons.
A) why do Joel and Jimmy have so many bf
B)I got lazy to finish
C)HAPPY PRIDE MONTH♡♡♡♡
so I was given these characters to draw. I guess they'll ruin the world
yay! new life slime gem! I decided to use the classic skin for gem, I couldn't tell looking at her skin since it was translucent, also our boi oli!!!! chest boi!!!