This Was Your Fault, Ever Since The Beginning.

This was your fault, ever since the beginning.

❝𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓰𝓸 𝓽𝓸. 𝓑𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮.❞

—Seventeen, Home

nie huaisang being an absolute gremlin of a sect leader is still my favorite thing like 

someone hands him a long report? “sorry I don’t know how to read”

“It’d be super convenient for me if we stopped having meetings. Just, like, in general”

“if anyone has an objection they can feel free to say it very gently to my face. I am soft and I will cry if you yell it at me.”

just sobbing into his arms until a servant says it’s been 10 minutes and he immediately sits up straight, dries up those tears, and gets back to his paperwork

“how did you even become a sect leader?!” “Nepotism.”

“It would be a SHAME if someone were to DEPOSE ME,“ he screams while stomping down the halls at 6am 

just has 10 minutes in his official schedule set aside for Screaming

“Are you using your saber to shave your legs?!” “I’m not gonna use it for anything else.”

“The budget for bird feed is too high.” “So is the budget for random murder campaigns but those are apparently a staple.”

“I stopped paying attention 30 minutes ago so if any of you have said anything important since then please summarize. I have a relatively short attention span and no interest in elongating it.”

inner circle just full of gays. NHS calls it his orgy to piss people off

Those tags are breaking my heart. I'll be back in 16 years to cry over them again

And when the people he loved defended him, may he know that he was never alone, even if it felt like he was

Well it's barely morning but everything hurts and I'm dying now. I'll go cry for a second

Anyone else think about how Wei Wuxian was just whipped so badly with Madam Yu’s Zidian that she said he wouldn’t be able to get up for a month, but Jiang Cheng is too distraught to realize he’s probably causing his brother a whole lot of pain here, and Wei Wuxian doesn’t even mention it, he’s just trying to soothe his brother? Because I think about it a lot.

Headcanon that Jiang Cheng overused the "I'm going to break your legs" threat with the disciples to the point where he had to find something new to threaten them with.

So now when they really annoy/worry him he threatens to make them the sect heir