So Is Xue Yang Back From Dead Yet?

So is Xue Yang back from dead yet?

Because this song is breaking my heart over and over again.

Nie Huaisang, reading reports on WangXian's love progress: God, give me patience.

Random advisor: I think you mean, give me strength, Sect Leader.

Nie Huaisang: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

Random advisor:

Nie Huaisang: I mean I don’t know!

Don't forget about: I bring him in my mother's house and treat his wounds with love in her bed part

For a solid 2 years when Wei Wuxian is installed in the Burial Mounds, farming away, Wicked Yiling Patriarch and the dutiful (but secretly sensual) virgin sacrifice is in the top five of Lan Wangji’s feverish fantasies along with

I take Wei Ying back to Gusu, tuck him into bed, spoon feed him soup, and play music with my hair down

We raise three children and many rabbits in the magical radiation exclusion zone, the Blood Pool is turned into a hot tub by the power of our love

Jiang Wanyin comes around and brings him back to Lotus Pier and then we get married for politics (please don’t ask what the politics are) except he realizes he’s loved me all along and we make out in the lake. It almost makes up for having to live with Jiang in-laws

Proto-vampire kink, except Twilight hasn’t been written yet so it’s mostly just fantasizing about biting him and somehow sucking out the resentful energy like venom

Which combine with many others to create a really varied palette of desires. Before it’s just the incoherent wailing of a young person adjusting to their desires, after it’s melancholy and sad reflection. This is the peak period for Lan Wangji thirst output, possibly even exceeding the 35-year-old-self-confident-dad-era. 

Untamed Memes (10/?) // Nie Huaisang as Tumblr posts edition

Nie Huaisang is the numbers

🎉Preach to the birthday boy 🎉

A tee shirt that says "I'M JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI"

AU where, at the reunion on Dafan Mountain, instead of a minute-long longing gaze, Wei Ying reacts on pure impulse and kisses Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan is startled at first, but hey, after sixteen years of pining and mourning, who is he to argue?

All the other cultivators stand around awkwardly, with no idea how to react. Jiang Cheng shows up just in time to be disgusted at what is rapidly becoming a full-on makeout session. Cultivators start screaming and fleeing when the pair start going for each others’ clothes. Lan Sizhui is scarred for life.

Wen Ning, in his controlled puppet state, is still just sort of standing there.