From An Early Age, I Tried To Be Funny For The Adults. I Mean, My Mom Said, When You Were A Baby, You

From an early age, I tried to be funny for the adults. I mean, my mom said, “When you were a baby, you used to poke your head out of blankets.” And she said, “It was like you knew how to be cute.” She didn’t say it flatteringly, she was like, “It was weird, it was like you knew what you were doing.”

I think I thought and feel still that I have to provide that in order for people to like me.

Can’t Handle This/Kanye Rant (Bo Burnham, Make Happy) // Miss Americana (Taylor Swift) // i’m famous (Colleen Ballinger, Haters Back Off) // John Mulaney and Stephen Colbert Explore Each Other’s Deepest Anxieties (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert)

Evgenia Medvedeva || 2020 Russian Test Skates, SP: Masquerade.

tag yourself: the seasons as people 💌

spring: denim overalls, always on time, ponytail bouncing around, pastel markers, morning person, really good posture, the mom friend, perfectionist, bubbly, wanted a treehouse

summer: carefree, the chilled one, sleeps till noon, has a loud laugh, always the driver, can play the guitar, many acquaintances but only a few friends, polaroid wall in their room, soda

fall: obsessed with buying jackets, has one too many journals, actually enjoys going on walks, cute pins on their backpack, so good at cooking, a very good host, likes mystery shows

winter: a little sleepy, hugs people to say hello, studies on their bed, very nostalgic, likes buying random gifts, coffee, long heartfelt messages, daydreams a lot, doesnt like social media

If there's not someone sitting on a stool behind Taylor playing a harmonica for this performance then what is it all for ...

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.