The Person Behind Me And My Friend In Line Was Probably Confused, They Might've Thought I Was Saying

The person behind me and my friend in line was probably confused, they might've thought I was saying Gamzee Makara woke me from a nightmare

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

He WAS THE NIGHTMARE!!

Have you seen that goblin?!!??;

I'm not what you would call skinny, but he could crack my leg bone like a pencil

His Pesterquest sprite was a rude awakening that he was both:

Baby

Baby-KILLER

He said: 👶🤡🔪 (baby clown murderer)

And I said "WHAT THE

Fuck?!"

Little twig 🤡 grape looking ass stoner bITCH IS SO FUCKIN CREEPY

He make me go 😨😨😨😨😨😨

Well anyway Billy Joel just came on so Adios

HearT Attack Ack ack ack acka ack ack

Moving OUT FUCK YES BABY

sincerely,

An over dramatic gay bitch

Sent from my Android 😳

Am I hyper fixating on Jaskier and the Witcher as a whole??

Abso-fuckin-lutely

Okay, so my brother likes to rap, okay? He's moved away but my brain is in the habit of coming up with rhymes for him because I'm fucking awesome like that, okay???

Here's the one that just popped into my head during my regular 5:00 AM breakdown bc bitch I DON'T SLEEP!!! Okay? Here we go:

"bustin' a nut in yo mama AYE

running this shit like OBAMA AYE!!!"

anyways I'm a lyrical mastermind and no, I will not be taking criticism.

Thank you, next question!

Me: yeah I don't think I wanna have sex, I'm just not ready, y'know?

Also me after witnessing my crush pinch his friends balls:

I feel attacked and loved all at once... :')

hey u godless heathens reblog if you love and support klaus

I was just asleep and in my dream someone touched me and was like "wow, you're so warm." And I said "yeah I, uh, I run hot."and I don't know why that's so funny to me but it is.