Jaskier The Witcher - Tumblr Posts
Modern au Jaskier would have a Tik Tok account and none of thou can deter me from that train of thought
Am I hyper fixating on Jaskier and the Witcher as a whole??
Abso-fuckin-lutely
You bitches love it when I talk about Jaskier don't you??? You're horny for my Jaskier related shit posts aren't you you Jask-whores
I feel like Everytime I so much as whisper the word Jaskier one of you fuckers sacrifices a baby goat to add a year to my life span, so as long as I only ever talk about Jaskier I will be immortal, once I talk about him at least 100 times I will ascend to the heavens and become your new god, a more merciful, loving (and sexy wink wonk) ruler for a brave new world, and Joey Batey SHALL be my disciple. Just you wait, world, just you wait.
What the fuck am I gonna say about Jaskier this time? I've already accused Jaskier fans of being a cult and me being the leader who will soon rise to claim the throne of the heavens with Joey Batey as my right hand man. Like genuinely what the fuck else can I say? Wait!!! I just had the best idea EVER!! Can you imagine Jaskier as a forest nymph?! Is that an au? And if not can we make it one! The art for that au would be really pretty!!!!
Mother and daughter, Yennefer and Ciri aka badass witcher girls