[During A Battle Between The Avengers And Some Villain Group, Steve Somehow Got Taken Down]

[During a Battle between The Avengers and some villain group, Steve somehow got taken down]

Tony: How did you take down Captain America!?!

Random Villain: We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot.

Tony probably then punched Bucky and then made him sleep on the couch

Tony (about Baby Peter):… It’s getting late, I should probably put him down.

Bucky: May I?

Tony: Sure, if you want to.

Bucky(points at Peter):…You’re short, your belly button sticks out too far, and you’re a terrible burden on your poor father!

Harry: I’ve decided to plan a wedding.

Peter: Whose?

Harry: Mj’s and Shuri’s.

Peter: They’re Engaged!?!

Harry: They will be.

(Continuation of Last Post)

So after Tony told Steve they now had kids, you can image how surprise the rest of the avengers and Steve were.

Avengers: ......

Steve: “......WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE WERE AWAY!?!”

Tony: “So don’t get mad...but I may have adopted some kids while you where gone”

Steve: ....... *faints*

Avengers: .....

Tony: .....

The kids: .....

Clint: “I think you just killed cap”

Natasha: *face Palms* “Tony...why did you adopt 9 kids”

Thor: “Congratulations Man of Iron and Man of America”

Sam: “What is even happening right now?”

Hulk: *playing with the kids, except Nebula and Gamora*

The kids, except Gamora and Nebula: *playing with Hulk*

Nebula: “....Should we hide the body?” *points to a passed out Steve*

Gamora: “Nebula no”

Peter: I may be short but I’m all knowing.

Danny: You don’t know what the top of the shelf looks like

Peter: .....YOU MOTHERFU-

Peter: I keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my Dad has told me to stop.

Peter: Update, I haven’t stoped.

Sam: How do you curse in Ice Cream Flavors?

Peter: What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk!!! I’ll kick you rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry shortcake out of you!!!

Danny: oh my....