Sometimes I Think About Regular Names That Fit The Troll Naming Style And Just- Imagine If Instead Of

Sometimes I think about regular names that fit the troll naming style and just- imagine if instead of the names we got one of the trolls was named something like Claire

Like no offense to people named Claire, I just think it would be silly to meet someone from a different planet just to find out they have an earth name

In my au where bro strider is the kinda fucked up uncle figure who's trying alpha Dave is definitely the single father who doesn't fully know what he's doing but is holding it together with a couple parenting books and observation

Like I could see that man finding out about Bluey, turning it on because it's a kids show and Dirk might like it, and then watching himself because he's actually getting parenting tips from it even though Dirk would rather be watching my little pony

That aside he definitely has a notebook to make notes on anything Dirk enjoys/milestone so he can't forget it

Oh Dirk said a certain brand of juice tastes better? Noted

Dirk lost his seventh tooth? Noted with a polaroid of said tooth

Dirk said he likes this very specific pen with this very specific line thickness because it's great for detailing drawings? Made a note to keep that shit stocked up, mans probably buys it in bulk

Sometimes I wonder what a lost boys (the 1980s vampire movie) Homestuck au (the Homestuck characters in the movie not the other way to around) would look like

Like there's too many Homestuck characters for the cast so there's more than one way to cast it

squarewave and sawtooth deserved more screentime

Like let the silly rapping robots do more shit

Homestuck characters that would make the perfect rp discord rotation:

Calliope, Nepeta, Dave, Jade, Kanaya, Aradia, Feferi

Homestuck characters who would make a hellish rp discord rotation:

Dirk, Eridan, Caliborn, Bro, Gamzee, Nannasprite, Arquissprite, Rose

(this is solely my opinion based on how the characters either react to the concept of rp in the comic or how well or horribly the characters would cooperate in an rp,)

Sometimes I sit and wonder if Kanaya being a sylph links to her making clothes in the sense that to heal sometimes involves physically or metaphorically stitching something back together