Sometimes I Think About Regular Names That Fit The Troll Naming Style And Just- Imagine If Instead Of

Sometimes I think about regular names that fit the troll naming style and just- imagine if instead of the names we got one of the trolls was named something like Claire

Like no offense to people named Claire, I just think it would be silly to meet someone from a different planet just to find out they have an earth name

sometimes I just wanna make silly little Homestuck ocs and not flesh them out

Like do I know how they'd act? No, but I do know they like rping mythical creatures

Do I know my ocs goals and motivations? Nope, but look at their cute lil outfit

Sometimes I wonder what a lost boys (the 1980s vampire movie) Homestuck au (the Homestuck characters in the movie not the other way to around) would look like

Like there's too many Homestuck characters for the cast so there's more than one way to cast it

Okay, so for clarification: I'm only at the beginning of one piece but like-

Just looking at Mihawk makes me think that this man would have some quirk about him the way Gomez Adams does when Morticia speaks french

Like the black and white Adams family tv show kind specifically

Like this man would go out of his way to kiss his partner's hand/arm at the sound of them speaking a different language (idk what language would suit him best for this ngl)

Like especially the scenes where it causes some silly shenanigans like when Gomez couldn't kiss Morticia due to being in a suit of armor or something

Idk, like I said I'm at the beginning so I could be wrong

I stand by the my headcanon that Dave quotes romcoms Karkat likes to be funny

Like he starts with the weirdest and obscure ones that only Karkat would know (because Karkat would be the type to memorize romcoms scripts) but on the rare occasion he says one of the mushy romance quotes "ironically" it just makes Karkat melt

Also he'd say a mushy one like a few times to try and win an argument by distracting Karkat but it would just cause Karkat to vacillate between red and black and get louder as he argues with some "if you weren't so handsome" and "I wanna kiss you to make you shut up" thrown in

If I ever made a star wars Homestuck au I'd specifically include the scene where Anakin and Padme meet in an alley in the animated Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) but where Dirk is Anakin and Jake is Padme and like c-3po is like sawtooth or something but mans still doesn't say much

Like I can see Dirk go from romantic moment with forbidden love interrupted to admiring like the plating on Sawtooth