I Stand By The My Headcanon That Dave Quotes Romcoms Karkat Likes To Be Funny

I stand by the my headcanon that Dave quotes romcoms Karkat likes to be funny

Like he starts with the weirdest and obscure ones that only Karkat would know (because Karkat would be the type to memorize romcoms scripts) but on the rare occasion he says one of the mushy romance quotes "ironically" it just makes Karkat melt

Also he'd say a mushy one like a few times to try and win an argument by distracting Karkat but it would just cause Karkat to vacillate between red and black and get louder as he argues with some "if you weren't so handsome" and "I wanna kiss you to make you shut up" thrown in

I was definitely a fish in a past life

Homestuck trolls and what kind of tea I think they'd drink

Aradia: peppermint

Tavros: milk tea

Sollux: it's just honey in hot water

Karkat: sleepy time tea

Nepeta: matcha with spearmint

Kanaya: earl grey

Terezi: citrus green tea

Vriska: anything with cinnamon or ginger in it

Equius: chamomile

Gamzee: southerner style of sweet tea

Eridan: claims coffee is better but everyone sees the grimace he makes when he thinks no one it looking

Feferi: any kind of berry tea

Idk how to explain it

Sometimes I sit and wonder if Kanaya being a sylph links to her making clothes in the sense that to heal sometimes involves physically or metaphorically stitching something back together

I understand Kanaya is characterized as more gothic and proper, but deep down in my heart I can't help but imagine that in secret she'd wear a twilight hoodie while lounging on the couch and criticizing Midnight Sun with Rose for fun

Sometimes I wonder what a lost boys (the 1980s vampire movie) Homestuck au (the Homestuck characters in the movie not the other way to around) would look like

Like there's too many Homestuck characters for the cast so there's more than one way to cast it