I Feel Like Dirk Is The Type To Hear Someone Talk About How One Piece Is Super Long And They Can't Get

I feel like Dirk is the type to hear someone talk about how one piece is super long and they can't get into it and just go "I caught up to the manga in a night while making a robot"

And when asked what ereading device/site he used to read it he goes "I read the physical copies" without mentioning that the reality was having squarewave or sawtooth holding the book/turning the pages for him

homestuck trolls and who I think is their favorite monster high character

Aradia: Scarah Screams

Tavros: Invisi Billy

Sollux: doesn't really care about it but would pick Luna Mothews when asked by Aradia after shown the gen 1 list to make her happy

Karkat: picks Clawd but it's really Draculaura

Nepeta: Meowlody and Purrsephone (mainly for they're dolls rather than personality)

Kanaya: Rochelle Goyle

Terezi: Lorna McNessie

Vriska: Toralei Stripes (she later secretly changes it to Cleo De Nile)

Equius: Robecca Steam

Gamzee: literally picks that human guy dancing in the movie Ghouls Rule

Eridan: Gil Webber

Feferi: Finnagen Wake

Oh to be a silly ghost fish troll and/or a silly ghost cat troll and play pirates

Okay, Tumblr isn't letting me reply to things but just so it's clear:

This isn't a ranking, it's a handful of characters that either would work great together or horribly together based on rp etiquette, I did not and do not plan to elaborate on how well I'd think every character would rp. I know some great rpers aren't listed but I'm not gonna overwork my brain to determine dynamics and the etiquette vs skill

I'm not saying any of this to be mean, I'm saying this because I don't want people to be disappointed that what I intended to be a one-off post is not going to include or elaborate on other characters

Homestuck characters that would make the perfect rp discord rotation:

Calliope, Nepeta, Dave, Jade, Kanaya, Aradia, Feferi

Homestuck characters who would make a hellish rp discord rotation:

Dirk, Eridan, Caliborn, Bro, Gamzee, Nannasprite, Arquissprite, Rose

(this is solely my opinion based on how the characters either react to the concept of rp in the comic or how well or horribly the characters would cooperate in an rp,)

Homestuck trolls and what kind of tea I think they'd drink

Aradia: peppermint

Tavros: milk tea

Sollux: it's just honey in hot water

Karkat: sleepy time tea

Nepeta: matcha with spearmint

Kanaya: earl grey

Terezi: citrus green tea

Vriska: anything with cinnamon or ginger in it

Equius: chamomile

Gamzee: southerner style of sweet tea

Eridan: claims coffee is better but everyone sees the grimace he makes when he thinks no one it looking

Feferi: any kind of berry tea

Idk how to explain it

I understand Kanaya is characterized as more gothic and proper, but deep down in my heart I can't help but imagine that in secret she'd wear a twilight hoodie while lounging on the couch and criticizing Midnight Sun with Rose for fun