OH I CAN FINALLY SHINE

OH I CAN FINALLY SHINE

I made a spotify playlist w like 60 songs that mention horses. Just. Dont ask. I was bored

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5yxGubGeYaEYhTmzywZUqB?si=6mc7cxLBSHeVrEs9LxUnow

I NEED ALL YOUR SONGS ABOUT HORSES OR THAT MENTION HORSES ASAP

So basically.. this happened?? I was just riding peacefully on my dear and then right after talking to Linda my Heimdall appeared. The deer stayed. The result is this horrifying Deerse sleipnir damned thing gods help me I have seen enough

Showjumping commentators: Yeah we saw this horse last year, it was nice. I liked it. Did you like it? Cool. Oh look, they did make a mistake there. But it’s fine, yknow? Mistakes are to be forgiven. All is good.

Cross Country commentators: An impressive start on a very promising horse. Took a bit of a tight turn there- aww, no! What a naughty, naughty boy! *as horse and rider violently crash in front of a screaming crowd*

Dressage commentators: That piaffe was utter garbage. The transition? Trash. Flat, uninspiring trash. You’re a sack of a man, Steve. Did you hear me? A sack of a man!

The muskrat hat it is !!!

Here it is: The ultimate guide to which hat your horse should wear. 

Me and Galloper's Mare looking at him in jail like

Made an icon for my Star Stable instagram featuring my rider Maria Gloomward and her Starbreed, Everdream! If you are into Star Stable Online and on instagram you can follow me @ gloomward!